The Answer To My Riddle [Archive]

11-27-2001, 10:29 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Disorders dick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

He doesn't have a dick... he has a tootsie roll...

wiggles pinky finger at Tit....

kitana

11-27-2001, 12:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
He doesn't have a dick... he has a tootsie roll...

wiggles pinky finger at Tit....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*crouches back in disgust* images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

Disorder

11-27-2001, 02:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
He doesn't have a dick... he has a tootsie roll...

wiggles pinky finger at Tit....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

now now, you have absolutly no idea what size my manhood is.
scrap tootsie roll, think more...YULE LOG!! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

ssb

11-27-2001, 02:29 PM

You mean all brown,lumpy and only comes out once a year? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Disorder

11-27-2001, 02:39 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteOriginally posted by some sad bitch with no friends: You mean all brown,lumpy and only comes out once a year? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

like your face then images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

kitana

11-27-2001, 02:39 PM

numerous amount of minutes:
and how big is yours? images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

unlimited-time

11-27-2001, 02:40 PM

I'm a girl so i haven't got one..unless you mean my vibrating friend then that about 9 inchs.

yomamazagreasymofo

11-27-2001, 02:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
keep guessing images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A cheddar-and-semen omelette with a glass of Beefamato?

unlimited-time

11-27-2001, 02:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>like your face then

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Disorder that up with greatest comebacks such as "my dads bigger than your dad"
"dunno shit aint labled"
and " images/smiles/icon_razz.gif "

Disorder

11-27-2001, 02:47 PM

well, i thought i'd preach a litte truth

kitana

11-27-2001, 02:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
I'm a girl so i haven't got one..unless you mean my vibrating friend then that about 9 inchs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i should have thought twice about asking that question, i should have known u would give an answer like that

Disorder

11-27-2001, 02:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote unless you mean my vibrating friend then that about 9 inchs.

lol, i thought so..and its inches you fucking sad whore

11-27-2001, 05:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
*crouches back in disgust* images/smiles/icon_sad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

imagines Tit crouching at her computor in her ramshackle 'house', wearing a potato sack, looking like Stig Of The Dump...

kitana

11-27-2001, 06:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
imagines Tit crouching at her computor in her ramshackle 'house', wearing a potato sack, looking like Stig Of The Dump...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Its not ramshackle, we own it and do our best to keep it up and good. At least we dont have to pay $300+ in rent. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

i was wearing jeans and a baby T with a dragon on it images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Emetic

11-27-2001, 07:25 PM

<REPOST>

Her thumb

Her childhood pacifier

Embalmed dog testicles

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11-27-2001, 09:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
At least we dont have to pay $300+ in rent. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

never said you did... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
i was wearing jeans and a baby T with a dragon on it images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Didja get that darn the maaarkit? <BLOCKQUOTE>quotefree fu two! (that was the best Mark Faalahhh imprssion I could do on here... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif )

unlimited-time

11-27-2001, 11:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quotelol, i thought so..and its inches you fucking sad whore
Do i really have to go through all of your posts and point out any spelling mistakes you have made? Dont be such a nerd. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Disorder

11-28-2001, 05:42 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
lol, i thought so..and its inches you fucking sad whore<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Do i really have to go through all of your posts and point out any spelling mistakes you have made? Dont be such a nerd. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

i'm alowed to make typos because I TYPE faster that you fucking THINK, i've already finished what i wanted to say by the time you find the fucking letter you wanted.

unlimited-time

11-28-2001, 06:01 AM

Always thought u seemed a little premature images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

nickyboy

11-28-2001, 06:13 AM

Your dead mothers head?

kitana

11-28-2001, 06:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:

Didja get that darn the maaarkit? [QUOTE]free fu two! (that was the best Mark Faalahhh imprssion I could do on here... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no, unfortunately, i got it at Beall's. i just love those sales images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

kitana

11-28-2001, 06:42 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Shit Fly:
Your dead mothers head?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

NO NO NO NO NO!!!

You all fucking think gross and dirty!!!

Nasty ppl!

The answer is ice cubes!

i suck on em so that they get soft and then i bite em so that my teeth wont get chipped images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

unlimited-time

11-28-2001, 06:48 AM

Think you need some vitamins and minerals in your diet kit if your teeth get chipped on ice.
Saying that.I did chip at tooth on a doughnut once images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

kitana

11-28-2001, 08:04 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! no! cracks on your teeth, microscopic, can cause decay later on!

unlimited-time

11-28-2001, 08:26 AM

So does crunching anything hard have the same effect or does this only apply to ice? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Lomotil

11-28-2001, 08:40 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Think you need some vitamins and minerals in your diet kit if your teeth get chipped on ice.
Saying that.I did chip at tooth on a doughnut once images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That must've been one STALE-ASS doughnut... images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

kitana

11-28-2001, 09:20 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
So does crunching anything hard have the same effect or does this only apply to ice? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

probably anything hard, but i love to crunch on ice, so its ice

unlimited-time

11-28-2001, 09:30 AM

Damn there goes my favourite passtime. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

kitana

11-28-2001, 09:51 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Damn there goes my favourite passtime. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

which was???

unlimited-time

11-28-2001, 09:54 AM

Opening walnuts with my teeth images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Lomotil

11-28-2001, 10:03 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Opening walnuts with my teeth images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn... the two of you should get along great... images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

kitana

11-28-2001, 07:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Think you need some vitamins and minerals in your diet kit if your teeth get chipped on ice.
Saying that.I did chip at tooth on a doughnut once images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no! when u crunch on hard ice, little cracks are made, and they can grow and cause probs later on

Dawn

11-28-2001, 07:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
no! when u crunch on hard ice, little cracks are made, and they can grow and cause probs later on<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But, later on wouldn't the ice have melted? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif I can't see little cracks being that big a problem for the frozen H2O images/smiles/icon_confused.gif Unless the cracks appear in those big iceberg things, that are supposed to melt and flood the world, or some shit like that images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

pimpchichi

11-29-2001, 12:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>The answer is ice cubes!

i suck on em so that they get soft and then i bite em<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

soft ice???...

ice is either hard.... or water...

unlimited-time

11-29-2001, 02:12 PM

Not in Kitana's world images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

kitana

11-29-2001, 03:46 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
soft ice???...

ice is either hard.... or water...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no, if u put ice straight from the freezer in your mouth, its very hard, but if u suck on it for a while it starts to break down a bit and is easier on the teeth

kitana

11-29-2001, 03:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Not in Kitana's world images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_mad.gif yeah, in my world, it's just me images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

11-29-2001, 07:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
Damn... the two of you should get along great... images/smiles/icon_razz.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hmmm...
one holds squidgy animal nuts in her hand.... the other cracks nuts with her teeth images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

11-29-2001, 09:05 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif yeah, in my world, it's just me images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They call that Autism

Lomotil

11-29-2001, 09:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
They call that Autism<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Anybody else feel like watching Judge Wapner?

11-29-2001, 09:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
Anybody else feel like watching Judge Wapner?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn you, stop being busy images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Whos Judge Wapner images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Lomotil

11-29-2001, 09:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
Damn you, stop being busy images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Whos Judge Wapner images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wish I could stop being busy...

Judge Wapner was an old coot that starred in the television mockup 80's courtroom show The People's Court. I hold him and his show responsible for the surge of nonstop crap on television these days... (Judge Judy, et al.)

Fuck, they've even got a whole network devoted to courtroom drama now... images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Lomotil

11-29-2001, 09:37 PM

Oh yes, and the relevance of all this lies within the movie 'Rain Man' with Dustin Hoffman and that dude that was fucking Nicole Kidman after I got done with her.

11-29-2001, 10:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
Oh yes, and the relevance of all this lies within the movie 'Rain Man' with Dustin Hoffman and that dude that was fucking Nicole Kidman after I got done with her.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That would be Tom Cruise. You may remember him from such films as... Cocktail, A Few Good Men and.... a few others... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Didja (I didn't till only a while ago) know that the bird from Splash... Darrel Hannah (or however the fuck you spell it) Is border-line Autistic...

So your not alone Tit.

Emetic

12-05-2001, 10:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
... Darryl Hannah ...Is border-line Autistic...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, she's just blonde. The confusion is understandable.