Why can't Wanker get laid?

[Stranger]

Wank was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
in quite sometime. Afraid she might have something wrong with her she
decided
to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a well-known Chinese
sex therapist. So she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination
room, Dr. Wang took one look at her and said, "okay, take off aw your
crows."
She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him.
"Now, " said Wang, "get dow on knees and craw reery, reery, fass
away from me to the other side of room."
Having done that Dr. Wang said, "okay, now turn around and craw
reery, reery fass to me." Once again she obliged.
Dr. Wang slowly shook his head, "okay, your probrem vaywe, vaywe
bad, you have Ed Zachary Disease.....worse case I ever see
....that why you not have dates."

Confused, Wank asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Wang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

[D]

Woo hoo... excuse me while I piss myself laughing images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Well, Stranger... I thought I would modify an old joke also incorporating you too...

Why did Retard Ranger get sacked from the sperm clinic?

Coz she was caught drinking on the job!....

images/smiles/icon_razz.gif ....mmmmm feeling thirsty?

[Stranger]

How do you keep Wanker in suspense?

[Emetic]

A couple of thin steel cables run from the rafters to pins inserted thru either shoulder should do the trick.

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
A couple of thin steel cables run from the rafters to pins inserted thru either shoulder should do the trick.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well done...