Jurkin 24-7
06-03-2001, 08:22 PM
How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
-When her first words are, "A man once told me..."
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
-None. It should be open when the woman brings it to him
Why don't women play sports?
-Because the kitchen's not big enough.
Why do women have small feet?
-So they can stand closer to the sink.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
-The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothin, you already told the bitch twice.
I just can't trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die.
A little boy asked his father where he got his intelligence from.
His father replied "Well, you must've gotten it from your mom, cause I still have mine."
Why don't women ever fart?
They never shut up long enough to build up pressure.
How to do change a dishwasher into a snowblower?
-Give her a shovel.
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags, honey. I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He replies "I dont care ...just get the fuck out!"
how many men does it take to change the kitchen light bulb?
none, let the bitch cook in the dark
what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
-a woman
why did God give a woman legs?
-so she can walk from the kitchen to the bed
Why cant Helen Keller drive?
-She's a women.
what do you say to a feminest with no arms and no legs?
nice tits bitch!
-When her first words are, "A man once told me..."
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
-None. It should be open when the woman brings it to him
Why don't women play sports?
-Because the kitchen's not big enough.
Why do women have small feet?
-So they can stand closer to the sink.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
-The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothin, you already told the bitch twice.
I just can't trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die.
A little boy asked his father where he got his intelligence from.
His father replied "Well, you must've gotten it from your mom, cause I still have mine."
Why don't women ever fart?
They never shut up long enough to build up pressure.
How to do change a dishwasher into a snowblower?
-Give her a shovel.
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags, honey. I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He replies "I dont care ...just get the fuck out!"
how many men does it take to change the kitchen light bulb?
none, let the bitch cook in the dark
what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
-a woman
why did God give a woman legs?
-so she can walk from the kitchen to the bed
Why cant Helen Keller drive?
-She's a women.
what do you say to a feminest with no arms and no legs?
nice tits bitch!