Cab ride

[PinkorBrown69]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years".


Thanks to 'A little bird' for that one.

[tylenol44]

pink faggot that's the lamest shit i've ever heard! Try making the rest of us retarded again and i'll give you liver cancer you inbred redneck!

[kitana]

Shut up, Drug, i thought it was funny.
can u do better?

[Disorder]

snigger, that was quite good actually...

July the 4th has been and gone,
but thoughts of it still linger,
i held a banger in my hand...
has anyone seen my finger?

[Your Mother]

Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231

[ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]