Mexican Jokeys

[zrogrvty]

Q: What do you call 10 Mexicans in a hot tub?
A: Bean dip.

Q: Why can't Mexicans be firemen?
A: They don't know the difference between Hose A (Jose) and Hose B.

Q: Why were there only 2000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
A: They could only get one car started.

Q: What do you call a cop and two mexicans in a car?
A: Pork and beans.

Q: Why should you never hit a mexican riding a bike with your car?
A: It might be your bike.

[Dwaine Scum]

Q:what do you call a cynderblock building full of mexicans?

A: Jail

Q:Why do mexicans wear sombreros?

A: So they have a place to hold there taco while they steal your hubcaps

[Richard Cranium]

How can you tell the bride at a mexican wedding?

Braided armpit hair.

What is difference between a mexican girl and a bowling ball?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball. And in a pinch you might be able to eat the bowling ball.

[kitana]

i dont get the last one about the mexican lady and the bowling ball. explain, please.

[Cheezedawg]

I'll explain it sweetheart. Dick is trying to tell us in a humorous fashion that mexican girls are sluts and can fit more than three fingers inside their pussy at one time. Same goes for the eating part. He is telling us that people would rather eat bowling balls than mexican pussy.

[kitana]

oh, now i see

[Richard Cranium]

Geeze, Cheeze. You got that one right, and explained it well.
Maybe you ain't so bad after all.


Or maybe you know a little about mexican women? First hand? (cringe....sorry, really bad pun, unintended i assure you)

Explain that to her would ya?

[Richard Cranium]

Geeze, Cheeze. You got that one right, and explained it well.
Maybe you ain't so bad after all.


Or maybe you know a little about mexican women? First hand? (cringe....sorry, really bad pun, unintended i assure you)

Explain that to her would ya?

[kitana]

i didnt understand it because i read about mexican heritage. if u read it, u would know what i am talking about.

[I_ate_Tom_Brokaw]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
i didnt understand it because i read about mexican heritage. if u read it, u would know what i am talking about.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, but the question is: would we care? Stupid!

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[Your Mother]

Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231

[ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]