Guns...

[kitana]

Fact

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000
Accidental deaths per physician.. 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human
Services)

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) 1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun owners.

"FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor."

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a Public Health Measure I have withheld the statistics on
Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.

[pimpchichi]

accidental gun deaths .... so all the other gun deaths were intentional and didn't count

never trust a statistic... or a doctor.

[Lomotil]

I'd still rather have a gun than a doctor... Maybe it's just an American thing, I dunno.

[kitana]

but doctors can prescribe cool drugs...but at the same time, with a gun u can steal cool drugs off of someone...

[Lomotil]

For once, I back kitana up on a post... Her original post is right on the money...

[pimpchichi]

well i feel left out, where's the firearm fun for me. since dunblane all you can buy in britain are low powered air pistols, fun?.. about as lethal as a wet fart.. unpleasant but harmless.

the only way i can shoot up a school now is to be a smack dealer... images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[I_ate_Tom_Brokaw]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
Fact

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000
Accidental deaths per physician.. 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human
Services)

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) 1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun owners.

"FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor."

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a Public Health Measure I have withheld the statistics on
Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your jokes make me cringe. And not in a good way.

[Dwaine Scum]

ya'll? I thought we got rid of that sand nigger kevin Muhhamed

[Emetic]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by organ-pie-snuffling, wrong-goddamn-side-of-the-road-drivin', neo-pinko-commie-liberal PimpDaddy:
accidental gun deaths .... so all the other gun deaths were intentional and didn't count<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, they count- but in a good way. Most of 'em were human garbage whose departure freed up valuable earthly resources for deserving people.
Those wacky Texans down Kitana's way (who I'd bet is not a native but a wetback - but I digress) even have a colorful expression that's a time-honored legal defense: "He needed killin'"

[Emetic]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
...all you can buy in britain are...air pistols...harmless.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not true - you could put someone's eye out with those bad boys. Remember, it's only funny until someone gets hurt...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quotethe only way i can shoot up a school now is to be a smack dealer
Shyeah, like yer not.

Look, I'll trade you a like-new 9mm semiauto for $400 worth of good brown (pinch it if you must - you fuckers always do - just don't step on it like you're wearing steel-toed clod-hoppers)

Sounds like a win-win-win solution to me: you, me & the kiddies images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[ August 04, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ]

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Oh, they count- but in a good way. Most of 'em were human garbage whose departure freed up valuable earthly resources for deserving people.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i agree totally... nothing should be banned..(drugs, guns etc..) everything should be legal.. and people educated about the dangers... keeps down the stupid people..

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Remember, it's only funny until someone gets hurt...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no.. it's usually funnier when someone gets hurt...

[GreenAppleSplatters]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
well i feel left out, where's the firearm fun for me. since dunblane all you can buy in britain are low powered air pistols, fun?.. about as lethal as a wet fart.. unpleasant but harmless.

the only way i can shoot up a school now is to be a smack dealer... images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Air rifles can be very dangerous.If it broke the skin it could cause a nasty infection leading to possible amputation.....really.Granted it would take awhile.

[Lomotil]

I'm telling ya... Survival of the fittest, people... The kid that swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own...

[Your Mother]

Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231

[ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]