I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB LOOKING AT FUGLY.COM

[gonzojournilist]

While I was robbing computers from this store, the other night for the mafia.
I decided to check out fugly.com b4 finishing the job.
Not knowing it I was on the sight for 4 hours and the store was about to open.
I left with nothing, so Fat Tony from the mafia told me my services was not needed any more.
Thanks a lot assholes

[wetard]

Ok, that was pretty stupid.

[Shrapnel]

Comic GENIUS I Tells ya....A comic genius.

[Mykle]

HMMM...THAT WAS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS HIS LOCATION, "STRAIGHT FROM NEW YORK FUKING CITY"

[Mykle]

HMMM...THAT WAS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS HIS LOCATION, "STRAIGHT FROM NEW YORK FUKING CITY"

[rumpypumpy]

Oh I hate it when I get disturbed on the job!

Oh well

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/eek.gif

[Nightrain]

Too bad buddy.
But don't diss this site.

[Ruckus]

Welcome to LAME-O-RAMA

[superbrat0o0imsyko]

hello, my name is clarita...will you be my friend?.....im sorry to hear about your job....i like sharp things...they are nice....i like animals that go "ehhrauchaka"....but i can only find them in the kicthen with the sharp things....the animals tell me to pick up the sharp things.. i like the animals......hello

[djuniverse]

Is this what we've been reduced to? I thought the internet age would enlighten us all. Now I'm stuck spending my time on a site called fugly.com. What a bunch of bastards. Dumb, asshole, funny bastards.

[Jesus of Nazareth]

fuck you jew

[Heavy D]

Actually, jesus was a hebrew. Not only that, he was a sand rag.

[Mormon]

not only that, Heavy D is an ass plug.

[amputee_annie]

mommy whats an ass plug?

[IRISHBITCH]

I know two ass plugs, one is called mormon and the other is jesus of nazareth...
they're both huge ass plugs.

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Dig it or fuck off!

[IRISHBITCH]

In fact, they're probably plugging eachother as we speak...goddamned nasty ass religious extremists!

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Dig it or fuck off!

[Zar]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by superbrat0o0imsyko:
hello, my name is clarita...will you be my friend?.....im sorry to hear about your job....i like sharp things...they are nice....i like animals that go "ehhrauchaka"....but i can only find them in the kicthen with the sharp things....the animals tell me to pick up the sharp things.. i like the animals......hello<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you sick.

[amputee_annie]

who wants to drink cat piss out of my size 13 pumps?

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[superbrat0o0imsyko]

to zar.......its called a fucking joke, bitch.......you better watch what the hell you say you little fuck...cause i know where you fucking live, bitch.....and that little cardboard box isnt gonna keep me from having my way with you.....


thank you

power to the purple people!!!!!

[IRISHBITCH]

Woohooo! Go for it, superbrat!
Goddamned it, I love a good arguement!


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Dig it or fuck off!

[skatman]

amputee annie, why do you have size 13 pumps when you're an amputee

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hug me fat boy

[gonzojournilist]

I just don't get it?
all you nimrods don't find that funny...
but when I attend to your home and kick your retarded infant around you find it hilarious?


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FUGLY.COM
MORE FUN THAN 4 HOOKERS AND AN 8-BALL OF COKE

[Dwaine Scum]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gonzojournilist:
I just don't get it?
all you nimrods don't find that funny...
but when I attend to your home and kick your retarded infant around you find it hilarious?


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hell yeah! need me to draw you a map to my house? I gget my retarded toddler to do tricks for my friends, then we take turns beating him sensless

[gonzojournilist]

I murder children, will the childs mother be there I need oral pleasure, while doing this...

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FUGLY.COM
MORE FUN THAN 4 HOOKERS AND AN 8-BALL OF COKE

[Dwaine Scum]

unfortunatly no, she will be out giving some strange man oral pleaseures in the attempt to get cash for crack

[Psycho Bob]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
unfortunatly no, she will be out giving some strange man oral pleaseures in the attempt to get cash for crack<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

strange man??? im not strange mearly different!!



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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Snooguns]

I think this site is pretty good - it's tasteless and full of sick jokes, cool. But a lot of the fans of this website are losers.
Most of them can't even spell, and most of them are about as funny as a lobotomy (that Mafia joke has to be one of the most unfunny things I've ever heard, get your coat pal). The point of this e-mail is that most of these ppl who post messages on this site,who are American, surprise surprise, are cocksmokers.

[Psycho Bob]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Snooguns:
I think this site is pretty good - it's tasteless and full of sick jokes, cool. But a lot of the fans of this website are losers.
Most of them can't even spell, and most of them are about as funny as a lobotomy (that Mafia joke has to be one of the most unfunny things I've ever heard, get your coat pal). The point of this e-mail is that most of these ppl who post messages on this site,who are American, surprise surprise, are cocksmokers. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


When i want your fucking opinion ill give it to you!! till then fuck off!


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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Anti-Thesis]

Bet snooguns never crossed a load he couldn't swallow... I guess some ppl are just born losers...

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Smoking can kill you. Then again, so can bullets...

[Dwaine Scum]

whats wrong snooguns? did someone slap the sailors dick from your mouth while you were trying to work today?

[Psycho Bob]

struggleing to post comical\relivant reply ill be back when i can coax my little mind into action

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Psycho Bob]

thanx pimp i couldnt have misspelled it better http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Snooguns]

Psycho Bob you are a stupid prick. When you want my opinion you will ask for it? Isn't that the whole point of a forum? Cheesedick.

[Snooguns]

To the other two; it appears I struck a nerve so vehement your responses were. I Murder Children: what sailor? whose dick? Born loser? Why? For dissing Americans? It's an opinion I believe anyone who isn't American would agree.

[Snooguns]

Sorry pimp I didn't look beyond all that I just took it as an insult...after all you're such an intellectual...prick.

[Dwaine Scum]

have you ever noticed tha tthe men with the most affeminate handles (ie. snoogums, funbobby) call everyone else losers? I think they are upset tha tthe rest of us don't like getting hammered in the ass by people like hollz.