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Snooguns
11-27-2000, 01:27 AM
Americans are twats
Psycho Bob
11-27-2000, 05:09 AM
and?
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pimpchichi
11-27-2000, 08:47 AM
tell me something i don't know....
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Dwaine Scum
11-27-2000, 01:43 PM
Snoguns is just mad because I wouldnt let him cyber blow me on yahoo chat
pimpchichi
11-28-2000, 10:29 AM
PMS.... really screws you up....
menstrual cycles.... just say NO!!!
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Piecraft the Terrible
11-28-2000, 07:31 PM
And you're a pair of donkey nuts you spermsucking spaz!! If you got something to say to Americans BRING IT ON BITCH!!! I''m a fucking American so don't judge all Americans just cause some of them are red neck assholes or racist fucks, WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT YOU LIMEY BITCH ASS QUEEN ASS LICKING FUCK!!!
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Piecraft the Terrible
11-28-2000, 07:32 PM
And you're a pair of donkey nuts you spermsucking spaz!! If you got something to say to Americans BRING IT ON BITCH!!! I''m a fucking American so don't judge all Americans just cause some of them are red neck assholes or racist fucks, WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT YOU LIMEY BITCH ASS QUEEN ASS LICKING FUCK!!!
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Psycho Bob
11-28-2000, 07:41 PM
OOOOooooooo piecraft!!! wrong time of the month?
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Piecraft the Terrible
11-29-2000, 12:05 PM
Personally I couldn't give a rat's arse what you think since you're full of shit anyway. You judge an enitre country by the stereotypical label placed on them. Well you know what, maybe you should stop watching WWF and Jerry Springer cause believe it or not IT'S NOT REAL!!!
Also as to that remark of PMS, I wouldn't know about that since unlike those two other fucks I don't get it twice a week as they probably do causing that burning sensation to melt their braincells...
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Piecraft the Terrible
11-29-2000, 12:06 PM
By the way Snooguns you DID not explain the reasons why Americans were twats, you simply wrote AMERICANS ARE TWATS. I have to agree there are many that are, but there are also loads of TWATS in Europe and all over...
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Snooguns
11-29-2000, 07:47 PM
Piecraft calm down. See this is the kind of shit I'm talking about. Americans are so righteous and think they're so fantastic. They're arrogant beyond belief: rarely have I come across a down to earth American. All I said was Americans were twats and I have explained my reasons why...personally Piecraft I think you're most likely a weedy little punk who would get the shit kicked out of him if you ever started a fight. It's very easy to say that kind of stuff over the computer, but I think you would run for the hills in a real situation.
Skully
11-29-2000, 07:52 PM
Perhaps the reasons are self-evident; explicit arguments are just an exercise in redundancy.
America is a society in decline. Jerry Springer and the WWF exist in the market economy because the American people, en masse, demand it. You don’t see Masterpiece Theatre on at prime time, do you? And that says something, however generalized, about Americans. The claim that Americans are intellectually bankrupt may not be true for every last individual in the US, but it does have a ring of veracity to it when made in an international context. Americans are generally dumber than Canadians, Europeans and the citizens of the NICs. There have been countless studies on this, demonstrating that the educational standards in the US are embarrassingly low, relative to the twenty industrialised nations of the world. Compound this with the fact that your country is wealthiest in the world, and you have a truly dysfunctional situation.
All of this might even be funny, were it not for the fact that you’re also the most heavily armed nation in the world. You guys are scary.
Dwaine Scum
11-29-2000, 09:26 PM
I personnally did not read 75% of the crap you guys wrote... snogums is mad because I wouldnt let him cyber blow me on Yahoo chat
pimpchichi
11-30-2000, 07:37 PM
i read it imc....
boredom i guess....
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TheUndeadChick
12-01-2000, 07:20 PM
Snooguns wrote:>>Piecraft calm down. See this is the kind of shit I'm talking about. Americans are so righteous and think they're so fantastic. They're arrogant beyond belief: rarely have I come across a down to earth American.<<
...*sigh*...and the way you're acting is supposed to be better than this? I have to assume that the fact that you even feel it's appropriate to post that Americans are twats makes you feel superior somehow. Righteous, fantastic, arrogant. But that's just me...
>>All I said was Americans were twats and I have explained my reasons why...<<
...Uh...no you didn't...
>>personally Piecraft I think you're most likely a weedy little punk who would get the shit kicked out of him if you ever started a fight. It's very easy to say that kind of stuff over the computer, but I think you would run for the hills in a real situation.<<
...I guess it's pretty easy to say that Anericans are Twats via the internet as well, since there really are no physical repercussions to fear. Are there any more double standards you'd like to present? We're all up for it, I'm sure.
Psycho Bob
12-01-2000, 09:06 PM
i c ur posts are going up TUC only a few more and uve reached avarage slob status
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Piecraft the Terrible
12-02-2000, 09:32 AM
TheUndeadChick thank you for pointing that out, at least there's someone else here who ain't half brain dead as snooguns is. I'd like to know why he criticises the way people write or their spelling? Does he have an inferiority complex?
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TheUndeadChick
12-02-2000, 09:44 AM
Bob>>i c ur posts are going up TUC only a few more and uve reached avarage slob status<<
Oh yeah? Cool. =)
Piecraft>>TheUndeadChick thank you for pointing that out, at least there's someone else here who ain't half brain dead as snooguns is. I'd like to know why he criticises the way people write or their spelling? Does he have an inferiority complex? <<
Ahh, but Pie, NO ONE here seems to be even half as braindead as Snooguns. Hehheh.
And as for spelling...I can't say I haven't ripped on someone's spelling before...but it's usually someone who seems so stuck on their so-called intelligence, and who is calling someone else a dumbass, that I feel compelled to point out their simple little mistakes. It's always good to knock those people down a notch. Typos are nothing...simple misspellings again are nothing. But blatant lack of even the simplest of spelling skills annoys the hell out of me. Maybe I'm the shithead, but I believe that in order to properly communicate with others, one whould learn to use the language properly. Especially if they think what they're saying should be considered seriously in any way. Hell, I guess I AM a shithead. =)
GreenAppleSplatters
12-06-2000, 12:18 PM
Somebody needs a hug! C'mon over here and give me a squeeze Snooguns.
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TheUndeadChick
12-06-2000, 05:51 PM
**SIGH**
Snooguns rambled:>>Yes Undead I would love to point out a couple more double standards - I DID explain my reasons you holier than thou fuck, they are arrogant and righteous as I said.<<
Well, gee, you sure have me pegged there...it's true, I AM holier than thou...at least you got that point loud and clear. Furthermore...you didn't explain your reasons...you just said Americans are Twats.
Once again, me good, you bad.
Snooguns also babbled:>>Secondly you make out I'm so above you all - and you're not, dissecting every word I say and then adding little comments like "sigh"? <<
...*sigh again*...let's see...I quote "...you make out I'm so above you all - and you're not..." Now, see, this is why I have to dissect every word you say. Did that above quote make sense? No...it didn't. I think I understand what you were trying to say, which goes back to my "holier than thou" complex...which is fine, but for fuck's sake, at LEAST make sense when you type some bullshit counterattack...please...for The People...
Snooguns also shit out the following:>>I have every right to say Americans are twats because people like yourselves clearly show this to be true.<<
AND??
And, finally, the following fell out of Snooguns' ass:>> Thirdly, what do you want me to do? Jump through some giant portal and knock out Piecraft? It is easy to say things over the computer, isn't it Undead? I imagine you're the kind of person
who receives verbal batterings from people every day so I suppose the Net is your only way of release. Fuck you you pompous little shit.<<
Truth be told, even in "real life", I don't take shit. Admittedly, I have taken a certain amount of shit in the past...you know, being young and naive, but at this point in my life I really couldn't give a rat's ass about how people react to the occasional verbal ass reemings I tend to give. Please, don't feel that being an "internet person" makes you somehow special in the sense that I only go off on you. Trust me, I'm sure what I do here is mild compared to the mental and emotional damage I cause some people in real life. Do I give a shit? No, not really. I feel if you're stupid enough to invite such things, you deserve all the shit that comes with it.
I'm sure you're thinking about all the ass-kickings I've received for being so candid....in actually, I've received none. I guess the difference between you and I is the fact that I'm smart enough to get around that and still not lose face.
People are fuckin' idiots, and they should be reminded of that fact, be it online or at the office...fuck 'em. Yes, that means you too. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif
Have a swell fuckin' day. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif
GreenAppleSplatters
12-06-2000, 05:56 PM
Now that is a kick ass woman.Will you be my internet girlfriend?PLEASE?!
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Snooguns
12-06-2000, 07:45 PM
Yes Undead I would love to point out a couple more double standards - I DID explain my reasons you holier than thou fuck, they are arrogant and righteous as I said. Secondly you make out I'm so above you all - and you're not, dissecting every word I say and then adding little comments like "sigh"? I have every right to say Americans are twats because people like yourselves clearly show this to be true. Thirdly, what do you want me to do? Jump through some giant portal and knock out Piecraft? It is easy to say things over the computer, isn't it Undead? I imagine you're the kind of person
who receives verbal batterings from people every day so I suppose the Net is your only way of release. Fuck you you pompous little shit.
Psycho Bob
12-06-2000, 09:17 PM
that girls got balls the size of watermelons!!
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Piecraft the Terrible
12-07-2000, 06:17 AM
Snowfuck how long did it take you to come up with that rather mediocre attempt (if not pathetic) for a counter-attack to Undeadchick's argument? Let me see did your "special friends" tell you what to write? You know those guys dressed in white coats and shove a canteloupe up your ass every morning just to make sure you recieve the right amount of torture and pain you deserve you camel humper! If you want to fight me and wanna kick my ass, go ahead BRING IT ON BITCH! I'll samsh your cack-face any given day, don't fuck with me swiney bitch I admit I came here (fugly.com) for fun and so what if I appear to be having menstrual periods every now and then, I thought it was about time that a lousy fucker rattled some of the idiots in here and see their reactions. Of course it seems I've proven myself right you're a total fucktard. And you're an arrogant, obnoxious, self-centred and narrowminded slimeball. I hope a bunch of rednecks gang bang your ass to Milwaukee little fuck. Don't push me, cause next time if you really want to fight then prove yourslef! And don't judge Americans or any other race, ethnic group or country by the stereotypical label slapped on them by the media, I know it's hard for you to admit but we all know you REALLY wanted to be an American, you just weren't allowed in since you didn't pass the test due to your low braincell count. So you had to take you little raft and 20 kids back to whereveer you came from. I salute you with the major middle finger bitch! FUCK YOU!
Next time ask someone with more intelligence to write for you, since it's quite clear you either are a spastic fuck who has brain spasms every second and relapses over the true criteria or you're just plain and simple dumb!
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Snooguns
12-07-2000, 06:57 AM
Undead Chick, I got so bored reading yet another dissection of every word that I say that I only read a few lines. I think my argument made perfect sense...fuck you you pompous bitch, again. As to the guy who wanted her to be his girlfriend...she probably has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, and an attitude to match. And to Piecraft, when you've finished licking Undead's ass clean...bring what on! I'm entitled to my opinion as are you, you probably hate English ppl anyway. Do I give a shit? I dislike most Americans as everything you see or read has to be approved by America these days (music, films) bcos ppl like Undead feel they have some inflated importance, bcos ppl like YOU are constantly suffering from serious PMT! This argument is so boring and pointless, I'm sure your little piece was well written Pie but I don't care... let the argument rest. This isn't a "let's make up" message, just " SHUT UP" message.
Snooguns
12-07-2000, 06:59 AM
Actually I don't know who was knocking Springer or the WWF cause along with Rage Against the Machine and McDonalds they are one of a select few quality exports...
Piecraft the Terrible
12-07-2000, 11:56 AM
DO you gain satisfaction by writing utter and total bollocks??? NO really you must cause I'm starting to pity you cause you're not pretending anymore. Act your fucking age and go whack off to some bestial porn like a good sheep shagger should from your country you Limey bitch ass! And sure you're entitled to your opinion but it's people like you that think they're above the rest calling I quote: "Americans are twats" REAL INTELLIGENT EINSTEIN! Where do you attend college? Retards University? Oh I forgot you still haven't passed kindergarten. You say shit about Americans when I have lived in Europe and I know for a mother fuking fact that English think they'r above everybody else just as French do. Every fucking country is nationalistic and pompous about themselves you dumb bitch! And I don't have a problem with English in general I like alot of English stuff, besides their food which isn't even fit for a retard like you to eat...
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TheUndeadChick
12-07-2000, 04:12 PM
This is another fine example of the things that internet people do that I LOVE....
I LOVE it when some idiot comes up with a thread (and unfortunately doesn't have enough brain power to come up with anything more substantial than "Americans are twats") and then, after a bit, they tell the people they obviously wanted interaction from in the first place to "shut up"...as if WE started this long and drawn out smegma. That's always a riot. I mean, shit, if you insist on opening the door...expect people to come in. And if you start it off being a cocksucker, don't expect people to leave when you're done playing. Duh-fucking-huh.
Of course, Snooguns hasn't actually read down this far, because my posts are boring, so the rest of this post is mainly for everyone else.
We all know the real reason Snoog didn't read my entire post...yes, because Snoog only had enough thinking capacity to read a few lines...he/she/it had to save the rest for the reply. I guess I shouldn't poke fun...it must be hard to be that handicapped.
Oh well...as for me being some kind of nasty bitch...I'm not going to say I'm some blonde with big tits, but I'm not repulsive. I've been told I look sort of in between Wynonna Rider and Gweneth Paltrow. Note: I don't say that I look like these people, but this is what I've been told. I think these people smoke crack.
And as for my attitude...I'm actually a very nice and courtious person. I say please and thank you, I open doors for the elderly, I was brought up with some manners. I was also brought up not to take shit. So, you don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you. Plain and simple.
Anyway, I'm sure by this time NO ONE is reading this post...just feel better knowing you stopped reading because you actually got bored, and not because your attention and intelligence span is so lacking, like Snooguns. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/wink.gif
Snooguns
12-07-2000, 07:04 PM
Arrogant, narrow-minded slimeball? I like that. Cheers.
Psycho Bob
12-08-2000, 12:59 AM
i spend the time to read all the posts nomatter who sent them (i have a high boredom threshold) i was also raised with manners altho i leave them at the door of fugly anyway back to the point...that description of yourself (winona rider etc) how much crack had these people smoked? this does make you sound quite horny what are the chances of u posting a pic? i may even send ya a pic of me being the stud that i am <bg>
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Psycho Bob
12-08-2000, 01:01 AM
ps. Http://www.amihotornot.com
i recently posted my pic and scored 8.1 so i cant be too ugly
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Incestuous Necrophiliac
12-08-2000, 01:20 PM
Snooguns is still bitter about that cavity search at the Tijuana border...
pimpchichi
12-08-2000, 07:31 PM
but it was a doctored pic...
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GreenAppleSplatters
12-08-2000, 09:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Snooguns:
Undead Chick, I got so bored reading yet another dissection of every word that I say that I only read a few lines. I think my argument made perfect sense...fuck you you pompous bitch, again. As to the guy who wanted her to be his girlfriend...she probably has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, and an attitude to match. And to Piecraft, when you've finished licking Undead's ass clean...bring what on! I'm entitled to my opinion as are you, you probably hate English ppl anyway. Do I give a shit? I dislike most Americans as everything you see or read has to be approved by America these days (music, films) bcos ppl like Undead feel they have some inflated importance, bcos ppl like YOU are constantly suffering from serious PMT! This argument is so boring and pointless, I'm sure your little piece was well written Pie but I don't care... let the argument rest. This isn't a "let's make up" message, just " SHUT UP" message. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey Snooguns,that was one of those things called a joke.Or sarcasm, depending on you're intelligence.I won't comment on the rest of your post cause I don't really feel like reading right now.so I will bow out gracefully-bubye.
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