Masterbation!

[Goatmunger]

I masterbated today. Did you?

[Ruckus]

5 times a day and 10 on sunday

[Shrapnel]

Skully is that you?

[superbrat0o0imsyko]

i like purple people because they taste yummy...i like it when the zebras talk to me

[djuniverse]

Silly buttholes.

[Heavy D]

shrapnel uses an old can of corned beef hash because it reminds him of the taste of his grandmother's cervix.

[Shrapnel]

HEHE Skully creates a new character cause he wishes he could fuck Heavy D.

[schlongy]

my girlfriend loves my purple headed yogurt slinger!!!!!!!!

[stevemoxom]

It takes me less time to spell masturbate correctly then it does to carry out the act, how about you, you illiterate premature ejaculating half wit?

[Heavy D]

sorry shrapnel, so far you're 0 for 2.

[Skully]

Loved the "corned beef" line. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

[Heavy D]

Well, I do try to give a good show. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Heather]

I masterbated while i was on the phone with a guy at three o'clock this morning!
And it was good.....really good.
I think i'll do that more often.

[Shrapnel]

This guy even sits at home waiting to put in his next post so it won't look like it's the same person.

[Nightrain]

masturbation rules.
now you know why men are so good at arm-wrestling

[Heather]

Well...never thought of it that way,hehe..but i have noticed that men seem to have one arm much stronger than the other...hmmmm.
Arm wrestling.....yeah,baby.....kinky shit when u put it that way.....

[Heather]

Hehe, i.m.c....you are a sickie, but i bet that would be funny to see...j/k
Know what else would be funny? If a downe syndrome teen did porno.....that would be so fuckin sweet!!!! It wouldn't be much of a turn on, but i would laugh and laugh....

[Dwaine Scum]

have you ever had a little kid with epelpsy(sp?) jerk you off? half way through it, turn on a strobe light and then when thay have a seizure, I swear you will cum like a fucking firehose..

[Piecraft the Terrible]

YOU SICK FUCKS YOU SHALL ALL BURN BURN BURN... especially you Shrapnel for brains!

[Heather]

Hush up, piecraft.....we were just having a laugh.....just calm down......it's gonna be ohkay......take your medication.

[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Piecraft the Terrible:
YOU SICK FUCKS YOU SHALL ALL BURN BURN BURN... especially you Shrapnel for brains!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's great. Apparently, Shrapnel's name has become a synonym for shit.



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We are as genitals unto the gods. They play with us for their pleasure.
—Lord Melchett, Blackadder II, 1985

[Heather]

Come on, skully....we already knew he was a turd, didn't we?
But this just makes it official.

[Bug]

I can't resist - I just gotta post to anything with a title like this (any zgeeks here? they already know me! Lol!)

Personally, I'd rather mastubate with a friend......



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Drunken Bugs are a menace to society!
>:)>=<<

[FemmeX]

DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ON THIS SITE? THIS SITE WOULD ROCK EVEN MORE IF IT WERE LITERATE! ONE WORD FOR THE MASTURBATORS: TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Femme X

[Dwaine Scum]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FemmeX:
DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ON THIS SITE? THIS SITE WOULD ROCK EVEN MORE IF IT WERE LITERATE! ONE WORD FOR THE MASTURBATORS: TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can see you masterbate alot... Do you finger yourself to grammar manuals?

[Bug]

How can you do it right if ya can't even spell it right???!!! Damn - get a freakin' vibrator, muthafucker!! (Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!!)

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Drunken Bugs are a menace to society!
>:)>=<<

[Slappy Joe]

Oh hell, now your talking My line of work!!! Why on earth do you think they call Me Slappy? Let Me tell you the story of the first time I slapped it. I was like around 10. I was looking through My sisters teen girl magazines. I came across pics of this hot little sweetie in tight jeans, well for the first time ever My little wanger got hard. I had no ideal why. Anyway I started squeezing it and squeezing it, thinking, boy this feels good...next thing I know, SQUIRT!!!!!!! I jumped up and ran in the living room yelling, MOM-DAD.....I THINK I BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!
Slappy Joe

[DeeDee]

I likes men who jerk off a lot!
Give deedee some hot luv joose!

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You want some? Cum get some!

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Masturbation is the reason I'm so damn good at foosball.
Do they make pornos with midgets in them? Just curious

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Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex

[Dwaine Scum]

why yes they do... want to buy some?

[1sikchick]

you're right heather...no turn on there but i'd be fuckin lyin if i said i wouldn't laugh....hehehe downsydrome porn...hehe

[1sikchick]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
I can see you masterbate alot... Do you finger yourself to grammar manuals?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

my clit pulses in iambic pentameter

[Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No]

there isnt anything better than painting your woman white and the satisfaction of returning home to your wife...

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it is so true they cannot say anything they are dead =þ

[WILLIAM]

sometimes i jack off, as does everyone here, but one thing i'm not hearing a lot about is the down side of masterbation: BLUE BALLS - I HATE THAT!

[Psycho Bob]

i had a romantic encounter with my hoover today, it was incredably satisfying i tell ya thos bagless dont half go!!

[Psycho Bob]

heavily modified tripple suction, quad cyclone bells and whistles!

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Well I've got a 350 w/ a dual carb...wait a sec...did I say that out loud?
You people are perverts!

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Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex

[Psycho Bob]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Well I've got a 350 w/ a dual carb...wait a sec...did I say that out loud?
You people are perverts!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

any chance i can borrow said device?
pwetty pweese



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[Dwaine Scum]

i bet that thing would suck the asshole out of a 4 year old

[Psycho Bob]

almost tempted to post a site but sadly the 5 min's of enthusiasm i accumulate over a month is already allocated http://www.fugly.com/ubb/frown.gif

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[canuck_sicko_freak]

Here's an idea you emaciated American sicko's- take that hoover, stick it up your collective asses and suck out you lower intestines. Then, as you are all dying, have a shit eating orgy to celebrate the end of your wasted, miserable lives.

[Psycho Bob]

ditto!! British and proud!!!!

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Dwaine Scum]

I used to manage a porno store... no shit.. I rember one product we sold called, "The Auto Jack" It was like a dustbuster attached to a rubber pussy, thatpilgged into your ciggarette lighter.. try to explain that accident to a highway patrol man...

[Dwaine Scum]

I used to manage a porno store... no shit.. I rember one product we sold called, "The Auto Jack" It was like a dustbuster attached to a rubber pussy, thatpilgged into your ciggarette lighter.. try to explain that accident to a highway patrol man...

[Psycho Bob]

sounds a lot more complicated than the phone charger/peach combination i use at the moment http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse