Heather is a Sex God!

[Pierce the Sex God]

Heather,

I've been reading your posts, and though I can't explain why, I'm simply drawn to you...I sense that you're an intelligent, sensitive woman who can share my hopes and dreams...but more importantly, you're someone I want to shag. I want to unbutton your blouse with my teeth, one by one, while I slowly and gently caress your soft, silky back with the lightest feather touch of my fingertips...I want to kiss you softly on the nape of your neck, immersing myself in the scent of your hair, gentling cupping your soft breasts with my palms...I want to make you mine, Heather, I want to kiss every inch of your body...

[Heather]

Really? I hardly think I've said anything sensitive, but thank you. And I'm a sex goddess....am I to assume that you were unaware that I am female?
And you do know that I'm irish/american, don't you? I've got the worlds worst temper and I'm not above smacking you about when you
get up my nose.....
I must say, I am quite flattered by your attention. It always gives me a boost to know that I am well liked. I don't know you...tell me a bit about yourself...
And just how did you know that I have soft breasts? Don't go giving out all my information...I'll have all the crazies after me...

[Heather]

Well, I'm on the tall side,dunno how delicate you consider that.
And I'm redheaded.Quite large breasted.I've got freckles(not too many)....light eyes (hazel/grey)....
Very dominant. It can be a bit off putting at times.But my mum calls me 'dainty'...so figure that one out. I would consider myself big hearted,but I tend to come off as being obnoxious at best.It's that nobody get's my sense of humour. That's about all I can think of...any questions?
Oh, and I've a question for you.
You play footie? Do you have that over developed calf and thigh muscle thingie like most do? That's not terribly attractive.
And you should know that I've got a mad crush on Harlan. Don't hold it against me.
You do sound very attractive, if you don't mind my saying so....and your so bold, saying you'd like to shag me.I'm not offended.
I just like to be a challenge...Any girl who let's men have at her too easily isn't worth your time. It's a plain fact.

[Heather]

You want my cup size? DD. Between a 36 and 38 DD cup.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Well, I'm on the tall side,dunno how delicate you consider that.
And I'm redheaded. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nicole Kidman’s both tall and redheaded, and I don't think that she's the antithesis of dainty at all. She's quite a graceful woman.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
Quite large breasted.I've got freckles(not too many)....light eyes (hazel/grey)....

You sound absolutely stunning. I love freckles - very endearing.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
It's that nobody get's my sense of humour.

Don't worry, I've got a pretty sharp tongue myself. People think that I can be a little too sarcastic at times, but that's just who I am. I do tone it down for certain audiences, though.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Oh, and I've a question for you.
You play footie? Do you have that over developed calf and thigh muscle thingie like most do? That's not terribly attractive.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know what you mean - most road cyclists and some footballers have overdeveloped legs, relative to the rest of their body. That's pretty freakish. But that's not me. I make a conscious effort to workout all my muscle groups, so that I'm evenly developed all over. I have what you could call a triathelete's body. Complete strangers give the eye sometimes; it's flattering, but it feels weird at the same time.




I've noticed. To be honest, I'm not really the jealous type. If you like me, that's great. And if you want to shag both me AND Harlan, that's cool too. Whatever keeps you happy.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote[quote] I just like to be a challenge...Any girl who let's men have at her too easily isn't worth your time.

I couldn't agree more.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
You want my cup size? DD. Between a 36 and 38 DD cup. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That sound's absolutely divine! You said that you were on the tallish side - how tall is that? And would you describe yourself as a trim person, perhaps simply average, or are you of a more robust frame? I'm into tall and strong women - dominant women, really - so I hope that your body approaches some of my preferences. We already know that your disposition is to my liking.

You also mentioned that you appreciated my forthright statement that I wanted to shag you. That leads me to believe that your own sexual preferences may be, shall we say, aggressive? Do you like to kick ass in bed? To grab your lovers by the hair while punching them in the mouth? Or do you prefer a softer, gentler and more romantics approach? Or perhaps something in between?

[Heather]

Finally. I've grown tired of jealousy over the years...it's not a nice quality in a man.
It's a turn off. And Nicole Kidman is really a mousey brown...but It's always a plus to have somebody so pretty on the redhead team...so we can fogive her for that.
It takes character to put such a colour to good use.
Here's something which may change your opinion of me.....I used to fancy Howard from Take That. Yeah, I know....go on and have a laugh.......it is laughable....what's much more amusing is that my pal Gemma was into Jason from Take That and he was a flamer...
Nobody here seems to know who TT were so they don't know what's so funny about it.
But I think you know what I'm talking about.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Also, sorry for that embarrassingly sloppy cut and paste job two posts before.

Heather, I really want to shag you. For God's sake, don't be coy! A man's loins are at stake here, and they're gonna implode without some quick relief! I want to kiss your tender neck, I want to squeeze and feel the wondrous warmth of your swollen bosom, I want to lick, with my whole, hot tongue, and at an achingly slow pace, the length of your sweet, honey-drenched pussy...I need you, Heather...say you'll be mine forever!

[Heather]

I'm a bit over 5"8, sturdy but not mannish,
Strong legs, my mum has always called me curvy....It never suited me to be too thin.
I'd look like a scarecrow.
I wouldn't say that I would deliberately hurt a man in bed, but I like to give it rough.
And I like to get it rough as well.
I'm an on top kind of lady...but I do go for the romantic aspects of lovemaking.
Sounds of bizarre duality, but I think I carry it off nicely. I'm just charged up hormonally, I suppose....I dunno how else to describe myself. What else would you like to know?

[Heather]

Hello! Racy stuff, that.
I'm not toying with you...
It's fine with me. I'm not putting your loins at stake. You can have me if you like.
My god! If you've such pressure build up, go have a wank. You'll feel much better for it.
I cannot be held responsible for your implosion!

[Heather]

Hmmmm. It's got a bit quiet, hasn't it?
I wonder what you're up to...

[Pierce the Sex God]

You like Howard from Take That? Well, for better or for worse, I don't much look like him. He can keep the Battlefield Earth dreads to himself. What kind of music do they play?

I was into the madchester scene in the late 80s/early 90s, and I know they’re from Manchester, but no one I know really speaks of them. They look too old to be a boy band. What kind of tunes do you like?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I'm a bit over 5"8, sturdy but not mannish,
Strong legs, my mum has always called me curvy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jesus, you sound absolutely perfect. I love curvy women – skinny little underfed whelps like Calista Flockheart make me ill. I’d make love to you all night long, Heather. I’d literally have you screaming and kicking about as I send orgasmic shockwaves through your body, one after another. I’d turn you into a savage, senseless sex machine!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I wouldn't say that I would deliberately hurt a man in bed, but I like to give it rough. And I like to get it rough as well.
I'm an on top kind of lady... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just as I like it. Forceful, passionate and relentless! Heather, you’re too good for this world.

I totally appreciate the romantic aspects, as well. For me, fantastic sex doesn’t stop with an earth-shattering orgasm. The best sex involves post-coital interaction – laughter, hugs, shared cigarettes…It doesn’t get much better that that.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Hmmmm. It's got a bit quiet, hasn't it?
I wonder what you're up to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Sorry for the interuption - had some things to take care of, and no (unfortunately) my load has yet to be expelled. Perhaps I should push off for a wank...But I would much prefer your touch.

[Heather]

I don't fancy Howard anymore. It was just a dumb teen crush. I don't listen to much music these days. I hate pop music...it's all they play at work.Shared ciggarettes? Mmmmm, bad habit, that. A habit I share, but bad nonetheless....
The downside of being with a dominant woman is that you can't orgasm until you have my permission...some men aren't able to practise such control. And punishment follows disobedeince.....
I do hope you have control....

[Pierce the Sex God]

You said I could "have you" - how am I supposed to do that? I've never done anything like this on the internet before - but then I've never had such fortune to meet someone as wonderful as you...So what now? Hope you're still there...

PS - How old are you? And what do you do?

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I do hope you have control....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Abso-fucking-lutely! I NEVER have an organsm until my duty is done - it's always ladies first in my books. I live to please women. You are my Master, and I know my role in this world. And I humbly request that you beat my ass senseless if I ever get out of line!

[Pierce the Sex God]

Do you know what's curious? You used the word "fancy" to describe your preference for Howard. That's not a phrase that used in the USA, is it? Also, you spelled "practise" with an "s", which is the British version, of course; the Americans spell it with a "c". You're not English, are you, Heather?

[Heather]

I'm 19. Born friday 13.03.81
I am a Beauty Consultant and manager.
Oooh, now don't let's get jealous of my job title....lol
And I don't like american men all that well, so I never stay with anybody for too long...
I am half american, myself and I have my lil americanised accent...it's something which seems funny to others...but I find it's quite unsettling how I am not accepted by either Irish, brits, or americans...
I'm a mutt(for lack of better terminology).
And as for you not being well versed in the art of cyber....trust me, neither am I.
It's all a bit forced.Words on a screen.
It can be hard to get a feel for the person in question.

[Heather]

More background info.
My father is pure Irish but he was raised in England.My mum is native american, russian, and british...she was raised here in the u.s.of.a. I am a mutt. I guess you bring out another aspect of me.Now that I'm out of school, I don't always bother with american spelling.I'm not being given a grade for it, so why not? Does this bother you?

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I don't always bother with american spelling.I'm not being given a grade for it, so why not? Does this bother you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not in the least! I actually prefer it, if only because it better resembles the spelling that I'm accustomed to. I was just surprised to see an American who spells in an Commonwealth fashion.

[Heather]

I hadn't in a long while,actually...most likely due to the ridicule one recieves if they don't speak "american"....even explaining my situation to most would illicit such a response. It's like, "Well, you're in America....speak like we do.".
I don't fit in anywhere.
I'm glad it doesn't bother you. I'm more comfortable this way.

[Pierce the Sex God]

God, Heather, I need you so bad! I want to suck on your bud and slowly slip my fingers inside you hot, wet pussy. I want to feel your hot, slick love goo streaming down my chin and arms. I want you to sit on my face and grind your pussy into me until I'm black and blue and delirious! I'm going to give you a thousand orgasms until you beg me to stop!

[Heather]

Dear lord! For somebody who can't unload right now, you love to tease....that's fairly graphic....I'd be glad to do all that.
Dunno if I'd make you delerious, but I could very well have you at the end of your tether.
How's that for a tingle...hello, I've got chills. Bad boy! Say, you never told me your age....

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:

I don't fit in anywhere.
I'm glad it doesn't bother you. I'm more comfortable this way. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why do you say that you don't fit in anywhere? I know you fit into Fugly, and perhaps that's not a good sign, but you seem to be a very frank and honest person - admirable traits in most people's books. You're intelligence and honesty is refreshing - I don't see much of it around my neighbourhood.

[Heather]

Arrrgh! Damnation! You have aroused me...and I can no longer spell.Such cruelty.....

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Bad boy! Say, you never told me your age....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Woof! My age? I'm an old man, but a well-seasoned and worldly old man. I'm 26 years old, b. June 15, 1974. But I have the body and (obviously) the virility of a 19-year-old athlete. And I plan to use both on you as soon as I can find you...

[Heather]

I am not accepted by the Irish, the English, or the Americans. Being multicultural has always been a liability.
I don't have the luxury of being only one thing. I am all three intermixed.
And I guess that it makes people wary of me.
It offers a certain....element of surprise which is quite apparently unwelcome.

[Heather]

Old? Hardly. I never have attracted the younger male. Nor would I like to....

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I am not accepted by the Irish, the English, or the Americans. Being multicultural has always been a liability.And I guess that it makes people wary of me.
It offers a certain....element of surprise which is quite apparently unwelcome. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you don't mind my saying so, you live in an unbelievably racist community. I mean, they don't like you because you're of American/Irish/British blood? For God's sake, genetically speaking, you can't get any closer than those three! Seems to me that neighbours are the type of people who inherently need to hate, and who then go looking for reasons to do so.

The Irish and the British have issues with one another, but these are chiefly political in nature. And the Americans are former British colonists, so they share the same blood as the Brits - and the Irish, for that matter. In fact, Britain is the US's #1 partner when it comes to world affairs. You'd think they'd like because of that reason, not in spite of it.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Old? Hardly. I never have attracted the younger male. Nor would I like to....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's great to hear. Heather, do you travel at all. Outside of the US, that is?

[Heather]

I'm not like any of the women round here,
and I look all Irish.....so, that has never made me popular.I live in the southern half of the united states and (I suppose because of my parents,or for whatever reason)I don't have the twang to my voice that I most think I should. I am too confusing or maybe intimidating for acceptance. That is the closest I can figure.This is what I face every single day.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I am too confusing or maybe intimidating for acceptance. This is what I face every single day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


That's unbelievable. God knows what the blacks have to suffer.

[Heather]

I haven't in years. Gemma is nearly done with school by now, so who knows?
Perhaps I should....
She's so busy that we haven't seen eachother in three years.

[Pierce the Sex God]

If people give you such a hard time, how do you get a date? Who do you date? Do you have to date other "outsiders?"

And how red a redhead are you - are you red, dare I say it, everywhere?

[Heather]

Oh, here in the American south....you don't want to be seen in their company. You get called "niggerlover"....that's beautiful, don't you think?
America is a hotbed of predjudice.
You stick to you "own", and if you don't you pay dearly. I have never dated blacks simply because they're not my thing. But I have never ridiculed anybody for being of a different race. Several of my pals have had children with blacks.

[Pierce the Sex God]

And what are your facial features like- nose, cheekbones, lips, chin, etc.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:

America is a hotbed of predjudice.
You stick to you "own", and if you don't you pay dearly. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow. In London, you can shag pretty well anything that moves and no one really cares - personally, I get a warm feeling in my heart when I see interracial or gay couples walking down the street, holding hands, because it shows that society is becoming civil enough for them to do so without fear of censure. Makes me proud to be a secular humanist.

You really should explore the world. People think the third world is a total social disaster zone, but nothing could be further from the truth. Civil society tends to be much stronger internationally than within the U.S. Paradoxical, many may think, but true.

[Heather]

How do I get a date? I wait for somebody worth my time to come along, and I ask.
I still get the comments about being different and it forms a gap.
And I'm a deep auburnish red. Naturally.
But I have been known to do bright copper highlights. And my nether hair is reddish brown with a bit of blond. I usually wax most of it off....just leave a stripe down the centre.
I have a slightly round but sharp chin.
High cheekbones. Button nose. Almond shaped eyes. Average forhead, I suppose. Sparse light eyebrows. Anything else you'd like to know? I have a birthmark on the side of my neck.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Well, I have to get going now, but hopefully I'll talk to you soon. My cock is so hard right now you could use it as an anvil! I want to kiss you all over, Heather, to suckle at your full, soft breasts, to cup the wetness of your hot little pussy, to taste your swollen red meat in my hot, hungry mouth...

[Heather]

I have loads of gay friends. And I know that the interracial thing is accepted most everywhere but America.I never said I shared the point of view that most have. I was giving you an idea what it's like.
Did I offend you?
I simply stated that I have never dated blacks. It just doesn't turn me on.
I can't help what I like.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Okay, last post, but then I have to go. You sound absolutely perfect! A button nose is almost too much to ask for! Is it possible for you to post an image of yourself? I have no idea how to do it myself - I guess you'll need a scanner.

And your hair sounds stunning - copper highlights!? Your rarity is your beauty, Heather. Everyone else seems so blasé! And you wax you nether regions…perfect. God, I’d love to shave you down one day…

Feel free to ask questions about myself – I think I know more about you than vice versa.

[Heather]

It was nice talking with you.
You could always email me if you like.
It's a bit more private. I would say that I'm sorry you're aroused, but I'm not.
I'm sorry I've kept you so long.

[Heather]

I don't have the slightest idea how to use a scanner. But I could always send you a pic some other way....
My email addy is heatherdudley@juno.com

[Pierce the Sex God]

[I'm posting this again b/c it may not have gone through the first time. My apologies if you've already seen this.]

Okay, last post, but then I have to go. You sound absolutely perfect! A button nose is almost too much to ask for! Is it possible for you to post an image of yourself? I have no idea how to do it myself - I guess you'll need a scanner.

And your hair sounds stunning - copper highlights!? Your rarity is your beauty, Heather. Everyone else seems so blasé! And you wax you nether regions…perfect. God, I’d love to shave you down one day…

Feel free to ask questions about myself – I think I know more about you than vice versa.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Did I offend you?
I simply stated that I have never dated blacks. It just doesn't turn me on.
I can't help what I like.[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, you didn't offend me at all. Whether you like guys or girls, blacks or whites, it's all a matter of personal taste - and there's no accounting for tastes, right? People are free to have and to follow their own definitions of beauty. There is no universal standard.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
It was nice talking with you.
You could always email me if you like.
It's a bit more private. I would say that I'm sorry you're aroused, but I'm not.
I'm sorry I've kept you so long.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Sounds like a good idea. And don't apologize for the lengthy time spent - I enjoyed every minute of it. Take care, and I'll talk to you soon.

Best,

Pierce

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
[B]...I'm a sex goddess....am I to assume that you were unaware that I am female? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoops! Sorry. The ommission of the suffix "-dess" was purely a mistake. No offense, of course.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> And you do know that I'm irish/american, don't you? I've got the worlds worst temper and I'm not above smacking you about when you
get up my nose.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seeing that I'm a true limey through and through, I don't think that your, ah, ethnic attributes will cause me any surprise. I've been brawling with my Irish friends since my youth. Besides, I like the physical discipline. Keeps me in line.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
I don't know you...tell me a bit about yourself...

-193 cm
-72 kg
-Dark hair – a little longish in the front – say cheekbone length. Kept short at back and sides. I keep it pushed back. Like a better groomed Johnny Depp.
-Handsome profile - my friends say I look like Harrison ford, though I think that that's a bit much. Whatever the analysis, I definitely have a solid chin/jaw, high cheekbones, straight nose, perfect teeth, and dark eyes. Maybe you're into that. I hope so.
-Athletic (I'm play football (of course), road cycling and kendo)
-Favourite hobbies? Dreaming of your kisses, your gentle touches, the endless love that flows from your heart...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
And just how did you know that I have soft breasts?

I’m not really sure…I just get the impression that everything about you is soft, delicate and sweet...Hope I'm right...

[Pierce the Sex God]

Oh yeah, how big are your tits?

[Pierce the Sex God]

Heather, are you around?

[Heather]

Yesssss.....
I'm here and I have that day-after not- so- fresh feeling. I'm a lil nauseous.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Care to elucidate, or should I make some unsavoury assumptions?

[Heather]

Just a lil experiment.....the effects of asthma mediction and bacardi 151.....
I am not terribly happy with the results.

[Heather]

If nothing else, it imparts a rosy glow....

[Pierce the Sex God]

Wow. Sounds like you had a bit of a party last night. One time, my mates showed up with a 40 of scotch, 12 Boddingtons and a bottle of codine (sp?). One of them napped the latter from his mum's medicine cabinet. Now that was a rough night! Pretty stupid in retrospect, actually.

[Heather]

Hehe....codeine, eh?
With booze?

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Hehe....codeine, eh?
With booze?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, his mum had cancer before, and I guess she forgot about it - I dunno. Anyway, it was a bad idea. We only did a couple of teaspoons each, but it was enough to knock us out pretty quick - few of us were praying at the porcelain goddess. Could have killed off more than I few brain cells!

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pierce the Sex God:
Could have killed off more than I few brain cells! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Evidently, with the typo!

[Heather]

Sorry for the delay, I had to toss patsy outside......she's obese and needs help doing things......

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Sorry for the delay, I had to toss patsy outside......she's obese and needs help doing things......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that you cat or something? Never seen an obese dog before.

Heather, yesterday was a an absolutely perfect day...you sounded almost too perfect!

Uh uh. The pager just went off. Gotta return a call, but I'll be back in ten minutes or so. Talk to you soon...

[Heather]

Patsy is my dog......she's only lil (1 yr),
but she weighs twice what an adult beagle should! I've got three dogs, two of whom are morbidly obese.I've three cats and 1 guinea pig, as well....
I really enjoyed talking with you...
As for me sounding almost too perfect...
I am a bit much. Men in the southern united
states don't appreciate it when a woman speaks her mind.

[Heather]

Well.....let's see......I know how old you are.....I know your physical characteristics.....
What is your surname and do you have any children? Not that I don't like children....
I just probably can't have any of my own.
I have problems with my ovaries.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Well.....let's see......I know how old you are.....I know your physical characteristics.....
What is your surname and do you have any children? Not that I don't like children....
I just probably can't have any of my own.
I have problems with my ovaries.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, my surname is Sutherland and I definitely don't have any kids - not until I'm much older. Perhaps when I'm 33 or so. I like the freedom of being without a kid, so I'll enjoy it while I can. I may never even have kids. Don't get me wrong - I love kids completely, and they love me - I'm a lot of fun with kids. And I know that I'd make a great uncle. Anyway, being childless right now is fine with me...

It's unfortunate that you've got problems with the ovaries. Of course, you could always adopt. Personally, I always figured that if I was going to have kids, I'd have two, one of which would be adopted from the developing world - perhaps India. Who knows. I like the idea of shrinking our global village. I'm not sure I'd do it if I was living in the south US though. I don't think they'd take too kindly to my views. I don't know. Maybe that's precisely why I should do it there...

My equipment is tip top - I think. I've never gotten anyone pregnant, but until, I've always attributed that to careful planning and some luck! Maybe there's something else going on! BTW, have to take off in about thirty minutes or so.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Do you want to have kids one day? How soon? Or are you pursuing different long term plans?

[Heather]

My surname should be Harbison, but my mother's husband adopted me.
My father's name is Eric Harbison.
You've a nice name....
I suppose some day I might be able to have children, but It wouldn't be the easiest way.
And I doubt I would be a decent example for any child at my age.
So, you say you don't fire blanks?
That's always good.
And you have to go soon? Damn. Well....
at least you gave me fair warning.

[Heather]

My ovaries fill with fluid.
I have them drained so that they won't burst.
And I might take clomid (drug which super ovulates you), and have eggs retrieved by needle aspiration....if and when I decide to have children. But it all seems so unnatural to do it that way.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
My surname should be Harbison, but my mother's husband adopted me.
My father's name is Eric Harbison.
You've a nice name....
I suppose some day I might be able to have children, but It wouldn't be the easiest way.
And I doubt I would be a decent example for any child at my age.
So, you say you don't fire blanks?
That's always good.
And you have to go soon? Damn. Well....
at least you gave me fair warning.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm saying that I may fire blanks - I don't know. All I know is that I've never gotten anyone pregnant before, and that I've always assumed that that was due to carefull planning. Maybe it's better to shoot blanks. I dunno. I'll probably want kids one day - a paternal instict, I guess you could call it.

Yeah, my name's cool. Though Sutherland isn't as cool as Pierce - it's just there. I know a guy named Winston Chipperfield the third - no joke. Poor misguided bastard; he actually seems quite proud of it. Also know a Hubert Merglemeier. Cursed at birth! I guess we're lucky.

If your name isn't Harbison, what is it?

And why would you be a bad example? List your three worst vices.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
My ovaries fill with fluid.
I have them drained so that they won't burst.
And I might take clomid (drug which super ovulates you), and have eggs retrieved by needle aspiration....if and when I decide to have children. But it all seems so unnatural to do it that way. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's a rough situation, Heather. I'd just adopt. Keep the ovaries, though. Maybe in ten years they'll develop some new reproductive technology that can better them. Who knows.

How's Harlan doing? Is he responding to you relentless sexual pleas? Poor bugger doesn't know what he's missing out on.

[Heather]

I was born Heather Dalit Harbison
But when my mum's husband adopted me
I became Heather Dudley.
Same middle name.
My biological father had always kept in touch, but he wasn't a father in the normal sense....spends most of his time in south america.
My three worst vices?

1.) Smoking ciggarettes.
2.) Sex fiend

That's all I can think of....I don't think I have a third vice. Is that along the lines of what you meant by vices?

[Heather]

That buddie of his, fugly, kept begging me for nakie pics....but I don't think I like the idea of having my nudity displayed on the internet.....so I suppose I'll send in a pic with my face and possibly my breasts in it...partially covered, of course.....

[Heather]

I doubt Harlan realises that I want him....
Fugly most likely kept it from him.
It's all a bit mysterious......

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I was born Heather Dalit Harbison
But when my mum's husband adopted me
I became Heather Dudley.
Same middle name.
My biological father had always kept in touch, but he wasn't a father in the normal sense....spends most of his time in south america.
My three worst vices?

1.) Smoking ciggarettes.
2.) Sex fiend

That's all I can think of....I don't think I have a third vice. Is that along the lines of what you meant by vices?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heather Sutherland - doesn't that sound nice?

Those vices are thoroughly evil, but I've got no qualms over either of them, especially the latter. I also like to drink pints with my friends, but I hardly get to do that any more - not enough time (despite what you might think, given the amount of time I spend on Fugly!). Of course, you're worth every second of my day. I wouldn't have it any other way. I so desperately want to touch your hair - is it curly? Straight? Wavy? The colour totally stuns me.

I have to go now, but I'll check back in in a few hours. 4 o'clock, approximately. Take care, Heather. You've really captured my imagination...

Pierce

[Heather]

My hair is primarily straight, but it does have a slight wave in places.
I think it comes along with the colour....seems few reds have perfectly straight hair.
I look forward to your return.
Have a good one.
It's nice of you to say such things....

[Pierce the Sex God]

Hello? I'm back...I'l stick around for ten fifteen minutes, but then I gotta go to work.

[Heather]

Hello.

[Heather]

I have been very bored....nobody seems to be around here at the moment.

[Pierce the Sex God]

That's too bad. I guess the Fugly BB has yet to become a hotbed of sickos, though it seems well on its way.

Have you been haunting these woods for the past few hours? I saw that you got into a bit of a scrap with Veronica. I also noticed that you spelled "parlour" with a "u". I love that.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Did you also notice that we're on our third page? I feel like it's an anniversary! I'm pretty sure that this is the only three-page bulletin. Fugly should give us some C.R.A.P.

[Pierce the Sex God]

I actually tried to find some C.R.A.P., but came up unsuccessful. I tried about 10 posts - I was going about it pretty systematically - before I got pretty bored. All that for a KY covered clock radio!

[Heather]

Yessss...I have been waiting on my laundry...and I have been up to no good.
Sexay Veronica was getting up my nose, so I thought I might put her in her place.
She annys me to no end.
And just how else shall I spell parlour?
It happens to be the way I've always spelled it. My teachers would take off points for misspelling things....oh well....

[Heather]

Yessss, we do deserve c.r.a.p. !
I have sunburnt nipples, you know?
Perhaps sunscreen might be a good idea.....
I wish I'd thought of it earlier.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:

Sexay Veronica was getting up my nose, so I thought I might put her in her place.
She annys me to no end.
And just how else shall I spell parlour?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know - "parlor", I guess. Generally speaking, in the U.S., you're supposed to omit the "u" when it's prefixed/suffixed by by an o/r, respectively. Not in all cases, of course. You can't take a "tor" of the Smithsonian, for instance.

What did Veronica do that ticked you off?

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:

Sexay Veronica was getting up my nose, so I thought I might put her in her place.
She annys me to no end.
And just how else shall I spell parlour?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know - "parlor", I guess. Generally speaking, in the U.S., you're supposed to omit the "u" when it's prefixed/suffixed by an o/r, respectively. Not in all cases, of course. You can't take a "tor" of the Smithsonian, for instance.

What did Veronica do that ticked you off?

[Pierce the Sex God]

Sunburned nipples! You actually went to a salon! Wow, your devotion to Harlan knows no ends. He's gotta admire someone with conviction like that. I guess this was your first trip there.

[Heather]

She just did!I don't like sarcasm from other females....
I also misspelled annoy. But I can blame my keyboard for that one....
And I omit nothing! I spell the way my parents and friends spell. In school, I was graded on it, but now I'm free,damnit...
Patsy is outside my room, clawing at my door...being a bad girl.....

[Pierce the Sex God]

I have to take off in a few posts - just so you know - I have to meet my boss.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Well, just keep spelling the way you do; I like it like that. I wish I was there, I'd gently apply some lotion to your tender breasts, and kiss them to make them better...

[Heather]

Ohkay. Fair enough....
I never did ask you what you do for a living.
Brb....I have to get laundry.......

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Ohkay. Fair enough....
I never did ask you what you do for a living.
Brb....I have to get laundry.......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I go into debt and I do some research for my boss - at school. I'm paid a pittance. I'm still a student, believe it or not. It's better than real life!

I have to go. I assume that you'll be more than a few minutes with the laundry. Take care, and I'll talk to you soon.

Pierce

[Pierce the Sex God]

Oh, I didn't make it clear that my boss is one of the teachers at my school. So I work for the school. I help him with his research. Interesting stuff, at times.

[Heather]

Ok. Have fun. I'm sorry if I snapped at you.
Hehe...lotion? Now that I would love.
It only took a sec to bring the laundry upstairs. Patsy tried to flop down the steps...she's heavy...
It was nice of you popping in to say hi.
I appreciate it.

[Heather]

It's about to become boring again....
Oh well....I am expecting a long distance phone call....it should keep me busy.

[Heather]

I baked myself for too long...nakie...so I wouldn't have tell tale marks. One day I'll have to take you up on that lotion thing...sounds fun.I'd love to oil you up....
No doubt you're off to work by now....
but when you check back, you'll see this. I like you....better than Harlan. So. There. As they say in Nashville, Tennessee...." How ya like them apples?"
I would tan myself in your honour....well worth the burn risk.
It wasn't my intention to sound rude.
I'm sorry if I gave that impression.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Patsy is my dog......she's only lil (1 yr),
but she weighs twice what an adult beagle should! I've got three dogs, two of whom are morbidly obese.I've three cats and 1 guinea pig, as well....
I really enjoyed talking with you...
As for me sounding almost too perfect...
I am a bit much. Men in the southern united
states don't appreciate it when a woman speaks her mind. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry it took me forever! Was a business call, and my boss likes to go on sometimes.

Sounds like the men in the south are pretty insecure, and don't consider women to be people. That sentiment isn't too uncommon in the world, unfortunately; have to go to Scandanavia or something to really get away from it.

Wow, you're really into pets. How'd your 1 yr. old dog get so big?

[Pierce the Sex God]

BTW, I'm totally nekkid right now, smearing baby oil all over my ripped, tanned bod...

[Heather]

Dunno. She eats normal portions and I have her on reduced caloric intake.
I have never been with a man who could deal with my lack of obedeince.I fail to see why it is of such importance to a man to be in charge at all times.

[Heather]

Nekkid? Hehe.....ermmmm, sorry....wish I could say the same. I'm wearing my nightie.
It's turquoise with black tiger print...and it crowds my tits.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Nekkid? Hehe.....ermmmm, sorry....wish I could say the same. I'm wearing my nightie.
It's turquoise with black tiger print...and it crowds my tits.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jesus you're turning me on. You should take that nightie off - give your tits some relief! How big is each breast? You mentioned 38 DD or some such number, but I'm afraid that that's hard to visualize. What is that, a honeydew melon?

Got oil all over the stupid keyboard!

[Heather]

Well,I wear a 36 or 38 DD, as my weight fluctuates a bit....I would say that they are about as big as honeydew melons. The underwire in my bra is bigger than the top of my head, if that gives you a better mental pic.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
The underwire in my bra is bigger than the top of my head, if that gives you a better mental pic. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They sound absolutely delicious...

Like I said in a previous post, if you have any questions about me, fire away; I'm quite certain that I have a monopoly on information at this point.

[Mykle]

You two need to get a room!

[Heather]

True. My apologies.

[Spitfire]

Bah, who needs a room?

I just spent a half an hour reading all 100-some posts and dammit, I need closure. =)

[IRISHBITCH]

Kinda like when your fave soap opera gets cancelled. Hehe, never know where the story goes...just drops off into nowhere.

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