Do any of you guys have Bojangles where you live?

[Dwaine Scum]

its the only fast sood place I know of that fries there shit in lard. They have white paper bags, and by the time you get your food home, the bag is "clear" for gease seapage. I eat there once a month, and I have chest pains after I eat.. Man if that dosent scream americana I dont know what does .. any ways thank you for letting me express a little nugget of my life.

[Psycho Bob]

cant say ive seen any in the uk but as for the grease we got it covered with with all the other american imports; burger king, mcdonalds and kfc! we do have wimpys tho

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[Dwaine Scum]

i cant explain it... mcdonalds, kfc, and burgerking don't compare... they are like little snap and pops you give to children to throw on the ground, where bojangles is a stick of dynemite aimed at your fucking aorta!Its like death in a chicken sandwich... and they have hot spicy chiken too.. its soo greasy your turds slide out easily, but they burn like molten glass on the way out... Ill have to mail you some fries and a chicken biscuit some time... with all the grease caked in it, it should keep for a week or two.

[Psycho Bob]

i look forward to recieving this wounderfull gift i should work wonders for fattening up my hamsters ready for shagging http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[d4ta_fukin_ang3ld]

i have lived in new york and texas and never seen such a place...initially i thought you meant like dingleberries but was saying bojangles ..but heh..for real...texas has its share of grease pits..but new york wasnt hip to the greasy shit..

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[Psycho Bob]

i have a plan for the rspca, i just tell them im not in and neither are my animals !!(also used for the old bill)

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[-po0p]

ive never heard of bojangles but there is a popye's in portland and their food is pretty greasy and their biscuts are to die for

[Dwaine Scum]

Popeyes is alot like bojangles, except alot cleaner... and they use that "Heart smart " nutra fry shit... Supposed to be better for you... I think bojangles fries there biscuits in butter... they are the shit... In the AM you can get a cinnomon rasin biscuit that has sooo much suger in it you dont need any coffee to wake up

[Dwaine Scum]

holy shit they have a web site! with a flash intro! www.bojangles.com (http://www.bojangles.com)

[Psycho Bob]

had a look at the international outlets..sadly im not near Honduras or Jamaca http://www.fugly.com/ubb/frown.gif

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[d4ta_fukin_ang3ld]

Simpdaddy...You know if half the shit that spermed out of your mouth was funny..i would understand...but your continual hating...has left me confused..You fucking foreigners have nothing better to do i suppose...The resolve.. me and you a fucking aluminum baseball bat..ping.. and your cracked cranium...but since that is probably unlikely ... me and you...your ip ...ping ping... advice...Fuck with the decay on your teeth [hint--toothbrush]...not me

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He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.

[Psycho Bob]

aluminium baseball bats mmmmmmmmm dont get me started . . . . .

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[Dwaine Scum]

I warn you... once a month or yor fucking heart will explode

[Psycho Bob]

http://www.the-circle.com/ ???
does the site have more than 1 page?

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[d4ta_fukin_ang3ld]

Pimpdaddy don't be moronic..even..Yeah so my humor is dry and shit..i read Reverend Wing Fu Fing's novel, Fuck, YES! A Guide to the Happy Acceptance of Everything ..and it pissed me off...never the less..I did almost "LoL" when i read yur baseball bat antics...oh and hating on me and hating me are two different things ...God Damn i thought we all spoke and understood ebonics... EBONICS (http://joel.net/EBONICS/)




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[d4ta_fukin_ang3ld]

oh and on the hax shit..yeah your safe..so right after i get my humor package..maybe you should put you some on layaway..But it always makes for great text...eg........Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!




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[Dwaine Scum]

yo bust some rhymes fo' de house!

[BleedingAnus]

Try A Poutine its fries, gravy and cheese melted over it,grease in a little bucket.

[Dwaine Scum]

holy shit!! that sounds like a short staining accident waiting to happen!

[GreenAppleSplatters]

We've got bojangles everywhere in north carolina! It's heart attack on the toilet good!
Hey, what happened to ollie retard? He was the funniest one of you crack monsters

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[Dwaine Scum]

Holy shit, you live near me? Maybe we can get together and snoodle sometime...

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Get together and snoodle huh? I'm not to sure about that imc.But let's get together and rag on some canadians,that sounds like more fun.

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[OllieRetard]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
We've got bojangles everywhere in north carolina! It's heart attack on the toilet good!
Hey, what happened to ollie retard? He was the funniest one of you crack monsters
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm here, lurking in the shadows salivating at all this talk of consumables. Today and last week were not fine for me as I was somewhat "detained" in a foreign land where charred animal flesh was scarce but overweight, middle aged housewives wearing absurdly small bathing suits ravaged all. I fairly vomited at the sight.

[Psycho Bob]

been to france then?

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[Dwaine Scum]

Dear Mr. O. Pretard, you have yet to give me a concise answer on your true feelings about the cable man. Maybe I should look for wisdom from Tv's Jaleel White (AKA Steve Eurkle)

[Dwaine Scum]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Get together and snoodle huh? I'm not to sure about that imc.But let's get together and rag on some canadians,that sounds like more fun.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hell yeah!!! bring lots of beer and drugs though...

[Psycho Bob]

is this a private party or can any old psycho join in? (have a suitcase fulla crack and a bus fulla hoes)

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[GreenAppleSplatters]

This is gonna be fun!I'll bring my dirty heroin needle,orange juice,and a pack of condoms.Party up in here! Word.

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[OllieRetard]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
Dear Mr. O. Pretard, you have yet to give me a concise answer on your true feelings about the cable man. Maybe I should look for wisdom from Tv's Jaleel White (AKA Steve Eurkle)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Regretfully his flesh was a bit tough and stringy, which prevented me from using a simple grilling technique. I used his skin and feet to make souse and with the addition of sliced cucumber proved to be quite delightful, although plenty of pepper sauce was required to offset pungent, almost rancid flavour from his feet. I made a lovely curry out of his but end, which I have been enjoying, served with both roti and rice n' peas. The rest I have salted and cured and intend to make a sumptuous Christmas dinner to be shared with all in my village. I do believe this will make a nice change from the usual salted ham to which they are accustomed.

Ollie

PS. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

[Psycho Bob]

what is the man behind the curtain doing with that bannana?


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[Dwaine Scum]

hell yes everyone is invited! especiallly Ollie... we will take turns throwing bricks at snuguns

[Psycho Bob]

should b a blast http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[pimpchichi]

hehehe...
IMC said snoodle!!

[GreenAppleSplatters]

If only he'd known. Uhhhh.......looking back on this I suddenly feel dirty. Very very dirty.


Ollie retard was the shit man. Fucking hilarious......

[Biscuit Wise]

Lard and white paper bags are a common feature in most UK Fish and Chip shops. You should see some of the shit they try to sell you. Deep fried Mars Bar or Snickers anybody?
still at least they don't need a ' hamburger university' to prime their staff in into fish/chip 'graduates',like good ol' Ronald.

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Ollie retard was the shit man. Fucking hilarious......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ollie still is the shit...
i got a mail off the 'tard yesterday...
and i thought i'd bring this thread back to the top .... just to highlight marvellous prose from forum past...

and also to say... thanx ollie... but shit man.. i pale in comparison to you images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

well probably... since all my early posts got deleted i can't remember the half of somea the shit i wrote on here....
hehehe... seem to remember runnin a few candidates for forum bitch outta town tho...

*PD shouts... hey sherriff discharge... where the fuck did you go..*
hehehe

[unlimited-time]

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