Retards Dominate

[OllieRetard]

Soon, you will understand that the RWO (Retard World Order) is coming into effect,
quicker than yours and my brain waves put together can handle. Much like "global hotness" the amount of retards will rise, and "they" will have no choice but to fork over our pills and keys to our cages. We will be free once more, and you will be able to make a difference in the world of challenged rap. Now that I am over my scare of having rabies for a 3rd time,I must stress to you that all the pills that we take, will work some day. I only hope it's soon. My skin is so oily, and I start to breakout when I think of ugly packaged pork and selling my soul to the devil for one morsel of stale chocolate cake. Food turns me into a demon. Lemons turn me into stone. Keep this in mind. I hope that this has been a beneficial joy for you, reading this letter, but I only hope it reaches you in time........

Make sure Amanda Turkeybaister hasn't escaped from the cave yet. Her assessment is next week but Jewish Nazis, with rabies. I will also be there.

Lovely.

This is turning out to be most excellent.

Yes, yes, yes.

NO< NON, SI NON NON no

[Mykle]

Hmmmmm....that was a bit odd

[Dwaine Scum]

you know whats really odd? when your probation officer says "I have your best intrests in mind"

[IRISHBITCH]

Hehe...sounds like a crock of shit.
They're not there to help you...but to make sure you don't fuck up. I doubt very much that they know what's in your best interest.

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Dig it or fuck off!

[Skully]

Since when is fucking up in your own best interest?

[IRISHBITCH]

Fair enough. I'm not myself today. I am making even less sense than usual!

[OllieRetard]

No one here makes sense. That's the beauty of light flaky pastry.

Scully, you shouldn't be so hurtful to people that aren't as fortunate as you to have a brain, that works so well. May I try and remain calm while spilling my guts to you. I well feel that I am a "RETARD" and I'm not too sure as to how I can put my life back on track. I thought I was a rabid Nazi throughout my freshman year at the University of Gifted Deaf Kids (UGDK). I really think after spending thousands of dollars on surgery and treatments that I'd get better, but instead, "they" turned me into a man. My gun is loaded. It never used to be. And now look at what has happened. I've befriended your daughter, Anthony Richard, only for her to find out in the long run that I am still, in fact, a rabid Nazi.

I'll have them deliver yellow roses to Megatron's wedding.

[IRISHBITCH]

Bless you, OllieRetard! You're an interesting person! More interesting than some of the meanies around fugly... jeez, can they take a joke? http://www.fugly.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[OllieRetard]

No, but there are those who have the gift of delivering good solid fashions advice. I have considered this well and in fact, have just returned from the hair salon wherein I received a light perm for my poker straight hair. I certainly hope the "boys ", who hang out at the market, now find me appetizing. I do believe it is a vast improvement over the wig of human flesh (affectionately known as "locks of long pig") I have been sporting of late.

" My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go." --WS

[Dwaine Scum]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OllieRetard:
No, but there are those who have the gift of delivering good solid fashions advice. I have considered this well and in fact, have just returned from the hair salon wherein I received a light perm for my poker straight hair. I certainly hope the "boys ", who hang out at the market, now find me appetizing. I do believe it is a vast improvement over the wig of human flesh (affectionately known as "locks of long pig") I have been sporting of late.

" My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go." --WS

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


do you acctually think that the cable guy will be here between 12 and 3? I think not... that just means more time for me to drink malt liquor, and wallow in my own piss... have you ever wondered why there is a no return policy on the plastic vagina's that are sold at the porno store?

[Dwaine Scum]

but what about the cable guy? and no sir, george forman is lying to you, you must throw away the animal protien, and drink what is left in the tray, then masterbate to the sweating to the oldies vhs tape. alas this works better if you have it in betamax format. Rember, there is only one true god, but he lives in perkin, Il. and has had his number non-published because of prank telephone calls he recives on and hourly basis.

[OllieRetard]

I do not subscribe to your beliefs or concerns. Do not use the "V" word in any posts associated with me. It makes me tear at my flesh, which frightens me only because of my proximity to my George Foreman Grill.
My desire to grill animal protein, regardless of source, is surpassed only by my rabid lust for the one known as Crying Boy in Shiny Shorts -- he be ruff an tuff in his afro puff. I can only take solace in the knowledge that fat runs away from the meat, leaving me with healthier meals for my family and friends. My "Sweatin' to the Oldies" cassette plays continuously, as I pay homage to our one and only true God.

[Moe Lester]

And then we all sit back with tilted chair and wonder......what do they really put in cafeteria food? Is it really made to poison the religious one? It's hard to believe that a cafeteria of this magnitude would have a problem delivering the goods. Ollie finally speaks up out of the crowd...."ML, are you light flakey pastry, perhaps the pastry becomes light and flakey when it's on your hairy arm for too long in the blistering hot sun of winter." All I hear is a distant voice of Anthony Richard yelling at the toop of her lungs. There must be a centiped in her underware, this mentally unstable scare has drove this poor girl to the whorehouse everytime. I pray that she realizes it's made of moldy jello, it's only jello, jello.

[Bug]

Huh??? Wassis alls about anyways - hum???

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Drunken Bugs are a menace to society!
>:)>=<<

[Dwaine Scum]

but sirs, neither one of you has replied on my orgianl question about the cable man... so hence your names will both be put back into the draft... good luck to both of you, and you have no more lifelines left...and that sirs is my final answer

[OllieRetard]

Be quiet or I shall cut out you tongue and wear it on my lapel 11th month, 11th day, 11th hour.

[OllieRetard]

The cable guy, of which you speak, is a very sensitive matter. Any discussion would be purely speculative, holding no credence. It would go against everything I pretend to champion if I were to enter into discourse on this topic. DO NOT torment me with rhetorical questions!! My rage festers until the putrid menace erupts from my sweat glands in thick blood stained puss. Not unlike when mayonnaise and ketchup meet and mingle on charred animal protein and held in place by a sesame seed bun. I am repulsive. I cannot concentrate today. Nothing is fitting the proper hiding spots and I can only think of you asking me this question, over and over and over. I would have thought my silence on the subject would have discouraged you from mentioning it further. But you do not seem to comprehend the enormity of me. I have finally purged the Meow Mix song from my brain, only to be replaced by Kibble and Bits, Kibble and Bits. I feel myself oozing to the rhythm of the rhyme. Rainy Monday mornings will always remind me of you and Anthony Richard … she will never understand or appreciate the positive effects of porridge therapy.

[amputee_annie]

hey moe jello is not only jello it is made out of cow hooves.

[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OllieRetard:
Scully, you shouldn't be so hurtful to people that aren't as fortunate as you to have a brain, that works so well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut the fuck up, you idiot. I call it as I see it. But who fuckin' cares? My comments were hurtful? To a chick who thinks that it’s funny to knock a retarded kid over while he's taking a crap? Knocking him over so hard that he’s balling his eyes out? Yeah, Heather gets all my sympathy - she's a real fuckin' humanitarian, that one. A goddamned Mother Teresa. So sensitive to the "meanies" of the world. So fuck you and your deluded ways.

PS - Don't tell me that you're retarded, trying to play that sympathy card. You're not retarded. You're just a garden-variety New Age fruitcake.

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We are as genitals unto the gods. They play with us for their pleasure.
—Lord Melchett, Blackadder II, 1985

[OllieRetard]

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9704/24/nfm/

[OllieRetard]

I'm so glad you mentioned fruitcake. It's getting close to that time of year when I start my Christmas baking. Can I include you in my recipient list? I use many prunes in my cakes, which I am sure you will find most beneficial. You sound like you need to pinch a loaf.

By the way, is it still OK to wear white shoes even though Labor Day has passed? I'm getting conflicting information and thought I'd seek out an expert's advice.

Your friend (I hope!), Ollie

PS - Please like me.

[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OllieRetard:
I'm so glad you mentioned fruitcake. It's getting close to that time of year when I start my Christmas baking. Can I include you in my recipient list? I use many prunes in my cakes, which I am sure you will find most beneficial. You sound like you need to pinch a loaf.

By the way, is it still OK to wear white shoes even though Labor Day has passed? I'm getting conflicting information and thought I'd seek out an expert's advice.

Your friend (I hope!), Ollie

PS - Please like me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Anyone wearing white leather shoes should be shot on sight, if only on general principle.

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Jesus loves you

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Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex

[Psycho Bob]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Jesus loves you

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actualy i spoke 2 jesus earlier this morning, when i questioned him on the topic of love he replied "like i give a fuck and pass us another beer!" from this i can only assume that he does infact not care about us mere mortals and is at the embryonic stage of a serious drinking problem. hope this clears things up for you



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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[OllieRetard]

The mere thought of consumption on any level throws me into a tizzy. Please do do taunt me so. I am but fat, flesh and wine and therefore have no ..... something, something, something ....lalalala.

[I HATE NAGGERS]

I spoke also spoke to Jesus this morning. I told him to get the fuck back to work, got to get the tomatos in before the frost.

[Freestyle]

KILL THE BITCH WHO STARTED THIS SHIT TOO, RWO, I WILL BURN ALL YOU FUCKERS DOWN TOO, CAUSE I AM THE RETARD FUCKING KILLER!

[fortiesblunts]

Well, well, well Ollie..

Well isn't this just the way things work out. If you do not realize who or what i am, then maybe the name Dr. Anthony Richard Esquire rings a bell..........

Yes, this is your one and only daughter...

I have been keeping track of your adventures in Rangoon and i'll tell you now that i do not aproove of it one bit.

Furthurmore, I am quite shocked to find out that you have been secretly contacting M. Lester Phd. I thought your escapades in playing Sonic the Hedgehog and compulsively grilling any available sort of animal flesh on your new, shiny family size George Foreman
Grill ( only 4 low payments of $49.95)

I hope you find this in time to disarm the erect portion of optimus prime's earlobe before operation "snotball" has gone too far.

[OllieRetard]

So, it is true ... you have returned from you voyage to the land of distinctively smelly cheese and sautéed animal entrails. I thought but I would have one, no two, more weeks of relative peace and solitude, but this has proven not to be the case. Let it be known to one and all, I cannot bear the thought of being subjected to your irrational ramblings on the virtues of moral bankruptcy. And to hear you speak of tearing your flesh! Puhlease! I remember a time, not so long ago, when the sight of a weeping sore would send you into a dizzying decline towards the depths of the unspeakable. Listen well and good Dr.(hah!) Anthony Richard, you are not the fruit of mine loins ... I RENOUNCE you as my flesh and blood!!!!! Until you proffer the Prosser all communication, forthwith, will be through the one who puts the eek in geek. M. Lester has not been seen around these parts in weeks. No, I don't think I got that quite right. His "parts" HAVE been seen .... yummy. Does the name "Mr. Porkchop" ring familiar?

Optimus Prime suffers from acute, erectile dysfunction. The earlobe is of no threat to man or beast. One should refrain from displaying such cavalier deportment when referring to schemes snotular in nature.

[WILLIAM]

you guys write too much- you should write lessi didn't even bother reading it, because it was to long. i thought this was supposed to be about retards,i didn't ready what you wrote- but i don't care- retards are funny. in Highschool we taught a retarded kid to yell out FUCK! verytime we made a clicking noise- that was funny shit.

[Psycho Bob]

im glad you can recive stimulation form fuck yelling retards, personally i prefer fuck giving retards http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[fortiesblunts]

Hello, this is Dr. R.A. Esq.

Only one message today...

Eat my sax-a-ma-phone...

goodbye

[Moe Lester]

Why are of you retards in this room so edgey, constipated and unprotected from the outside world of Jos Louis........The earthquakes in which Ollie, Esquire and my dear ole self prevail from the demons of Sara Lee frozen cakes. The IGA down yonder asked my if the shoppey had genitals.....I said I didn't know, and this caused some problems in the department of frozen foods. On to the Intercom jumped the "Look after the Lettuce at all costs" worker....."there's a problem in isle 9,.....the frozen foods are being held hostage on a small aircraft by the genital-less shoppey........take cover.......his plastic wang will explode of impact with the earth's surface!!! We'll all be jizzed upon at light speed!!!! It's our funeral!!!!" Just then the plump, exotic dancing manager, Ferbert popped out of his layer only to find that there were a set of new, shiny, unused genitals that had dropped out of the shoppey's pocket of the way to loo with his pliers to fasten them on with.
The froen foods were eventually rescued with the help of a search party and starving dogs. They were no longer frozen though.....thawed completely. The shoppey was fired. He had no genitals. This is a true story by the way,.....told to me by my forefather on the eve of his death. I read this story for his obituary.

Live long, and Prosser.
M. Lester