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AnalCockRaper
11-11-2000, 03:13 PM
Hey, just wanted to stop here, and take some time off touching my dogs anal nose and wanted to tell holy young man he is a stupid hickless cockless slut monkey that is a raper who needs to get the fuck off his clittoris and slap my ear. Now you wonder, why am I pissed at holy_young_man, well I'll tell you why, its because he is a gayass mofo that believes in the teachings of a god that hasnt been raped in two thousand years, (last time was by jesus) so shut the fuck up holy man, because you know what, your a dumbass faggot with a penis the size of my moms ejaculating sperm cumcrap donkey rape.

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Im going to touch your anus after I step on your cows mongolion mongoose of a toilet raping ass licking internet masturbating handjob giving monkey molester

d4ta_fukin_ang3ld
11-11-2000, 03:20 PM
simplily put..he is a cocksucking jizz master..

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He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.

Dwaine Scum
11-11-2000, 05:34 PM
cocksucking jizz master and likes funbobby and ford scrote... coincidnece? (sp?)

d4ta_fukin_ang3ld
11-12-2000, 02:07 PM
AnaLdickmaster..You moron..you try way to hard to be witty ..funny or some shit...Take it like a slut and shut the fuck up....Bitch..

AnalCockRaper
11-12-2000, 02:21 PM
...?...who says I even try? you anal fuck, go to hell, and rape me, and I dont even try to be witty, i am too stupid to know what hte fuck people are writing about, so anyways, I <3 you.

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haha, I get it, jokes are funny.

FunBobby
11-17-2000, 04:53 PM
yeah!!! well you are all anal-retentive sad weirdo's

go and kill yourselves, do the world a favour

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"Im going to thrash you to within an Inch of your life....and then take that Inch"

pimpchichi
11-17-2000, 05:21 PM
Anally Retentive.....
yes i was until i overdosed on Ex-Lax™....

ya might wanna try it yourself you uptight full of yourself beeitch.....

jesus.. "hey pot here's kettle"
....... "you black cunt"

and kill myself..... fuck that... as i've mentioned elsewhere in this forum.... as they say.... suicide is painless... and i don't wanna die in a painless way... i wanna go kicking and screaming with shitloads a blood and buckets of pain..... i want a slow excrutiatingly torturous death... and i'd like to see my guts projectile vomited through my mouth as my body is shocked to the core with infernal agonies..... that's how i'd like to die.... that'd be great!!!

i would like to have a go at killing you tho.... maybe a torturous mind-fuck.. now that'd make me smile......now mind-fuck by telepathy .... that'd be the one.....
if telepathic battles were possible i'd fuck you up OK?
your young and fragile mind could never survive the frenzied onslaught of depravity, filth and pure malevolence i could hurl your way, and if, by some small miracle, you managed to keep the core of your sanity locked away from harm, i would step up my assault, stealthily probing your unsuspecting subconscious extracting memories you hold dear, everything you cherish, that makes you unique, and corrupt it, creating an identity for you, so disparate and pathetic, that you would be consumed by so much self loathing, you would beg me for a release from your pitiful existence. I will then proceed to putrify your brain from within, liquifying all nerve tissue, until it flows from your every pore as a black effluvia. When you have passed the point of no return, but are still aware. I will return your true identity, so that as you die, you realise you have been played for a fool by the strongest mind you, or anyone else will ever encounter.


Thanks for flying PimpDaddy Airlines™....
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goodnight children sleep tight...... and if those bedbugs bite... bite 'em back... they'll think twice before biting you again!!!



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Dwaine Scum
11-17-2000, 07:21 PM
that is the cooliest thing I have ever read!

Psycho Bob
11-17-2000, 10:24 PM
haha at least im safe in the knowlage if u tried one of theose mind fucks on me all you would get is a sign saying "plot for rent"

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

The Desacrator
11-17-2000, 10:42 PM
Mind fuck me first Pimp Daddy! I want to be your friend!( no gay shit tho, I like women , especially when they let me lick their assholes! I like CORN!)***Nothing Sacred , No One Spared***

pimpchichi
11-18-2000, 05:54 AM
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live on amphetamines die high leave an emaciated corpse !!!

[This message has been edited by PimpDaddy (edited January 29, 2001).]

pimpchichi
11-18-2000, 05:59 AM
thank you desecrator....

i don't like gay shit either...
it tastes of spunk... and spunks womens food...

i wonder if faggots take a shit after ramming each other up the ass... to clear their exit tubes....

has anyone ever seen a queer tryina take a shit....
it's funny man... their battered ass muscles have trouble easing the shit down the pipe..
fuckin funny... i think that's why up in sohe they sell laxatives next to the amyl nitrate..
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live on amphetamines die high leave an emaciated corpse !!!

Psycho Bob
11-18-2000, 08:13 AM
oh yes back to holy young man..... ermmmmm..... errrrr..... any ideas? i think topic diversity is good for moral

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

AnalCockRaper
11-18-2000, 07:21 PM
once again, the replies go completely off the topic, oh well.

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haha, I get it, jokes are funny.

pimpchichi
12-31-2000, 04:24 AM
hehehehehe....... mindfuck......

ahhhhh those were the days....

narcissism

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live on amphetamines die high leave an emaciated corpse !!!

pimpchichi
12-31-2000, 04:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
that is the cooliest thing I have ever read! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


yes they also call me coolio...
check out my scribbly tangled dreads


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Icare
12-31-2000, 04:40 AM
I had to kiss Kaz-the-necrophiliac cause i thought he mighyt knife me but that was 14 years ago.I wonder if IMC has that same glossy sheened over look to his eyes too(?)

Dwaine Scum
12-31-2000, 05:04 AM
only when Im aroused...

P.s. Thanks for readin!!

Icare
12-31-2000, 05:34 AM
hey-that's made my year!i'm gonna go wack my tammy-puppet now!

pimpchichi
12-31-2000, 05:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icare:
hey-that's made my year!i'm gonna go wack my tammy-puppet now!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

is that something to do with a tam-o-shanter...... or a tampon..... used or fresh... wait a minute ... i don't wanna know



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live on amphetamines die high leave an emaciated corpse !!!

Tori_Anus
01-04-2001, 09:44 PM
at risk of sounding naive...IMC and his gaffa tape. Is the gaffa tape to....you know...er..cough-stop the hips cracking-cough..?

canuck_sicko_freak
01-05-2001, 12:48 AM
Point one on topic - who the fuck his this holy guy, who cares and who listens to people who venerate an image of a dead guy nailed to a cross? Point two: Little known fact - (as told to me by a hairdresser who should know) - middle aged fags have to wear tampons in their arseholes 'cause they've lost control of their anal muscles and can't keep their shit in otherwise.

pimpchichi
01-05-2001, 06:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canuck_sicko_freak:

Little known fact - (as told to me by a hairdresser who should know) - middle aged fags have to wear tampons in their arseholes 'cause they've lost control of their anal muscles and can't keep their shit in otherwise. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hehehehehe......
is that like ... when they've been abroad and drank the germ infested skanky water, or when they've been to the curry house.....

and what about a fart.. does it just escape with no control or does it take concentration to get it out....

Anti-Thesis
01-05-2001, 09:51 AM
No Comment....

1sikchick
01-05-2001, 05:20 PM
if telepathic battles were possible i'd fuck you up OK?
your young and fragile mind could never survive the frenzied onslaught of depravity, filth and pure malevolence i could hurl your way, and if, by some small miracle, you managed to keep the core of your sanity locked away from harm, i would step up my assault, stealthily probing your unsuspecting subconscious extracting memories you hold dear, everything you cherish, that makes you unique, and corrupt it, creating an identity for you, so disparate and pathetic, that you would be consumed by so much self loathing, you would beg me for a release from your pitiful existence. I will then proceed to putrify your brain from within, liquifying all nerve tissue, until it flows from your every pore as a black effluvia. When you have passed the point of no return, but are still aware. I will return your true identity, so that as you die, you realise you have been played for a fool by the strongest mind you, or anyone else will ever encounter.

that's outfuckingstanding!!! you should submit that to a magazine and have it published.

imported_dirty_sanchez
01-05-2001, 05:27 PM
i love it when you talk dirty baby

pimpchichi
01-05-2001, 05:44 PM
it's actually gonna be a sequence in the film i'm writing... PsychoBob and IMC know the one... don't you guys?...
they wanna be thugs 1&2 in a torture scene... but their scene'll be in the period of the film(s) when it seems it's just gangsters 'n police battling for supremacy before it's revealed that higher powers are pulling the strings.. but when they make an entrance then we get the cool SFX with the mind-fucks and stuff.....

so thanx but no thanx....

pimpchichi
01-05-2001, 05:51 PM
but don't hold your breath too long waiting for it to get released or anything... there's fucking shit loads going on at the moment and i'm kinda juggling

[This message has been edited by PimpDaddy (edited January 29, 2001).]

imported_dirty_sanchez
01-05-2001, 05:57 PM
can I be belligerent 9-year-old #3?

timeforyumyums
01-05-2001, 06:03 PM
DAMN YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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imported_dirty_sanchez
01-05-2001, 08:20 PM
don't you have surgery to go to? by the way? why don't you hurry up and die?

Anti-Thesis
01-06-2001, 04:31 AM
So I says to the guy 'the car was on the roof when I got there. And as for your gramma, she shouldn't have been lipping off in the first place...'

Dwaine Scum
01-06-2001, 06:41 AM
OK holy young man dosent come here no more.. hence the reason why Im closing this thread.... be glad I didnt delete it

pimpchichi
01-06-2001, 07:07 PM
hehehehehe......

bow before my thread moving prowess.....

pimpchichi
01-06-2001, 07:11 PM
don't cry little topic...... i've moved you to a nice quiet forum where that nasty IMC can't hurt you any more....

there there there...

shhh now and get some rest....



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live on amphetamines die high leave an emaciated corpse !!!

and wear good slippers (http://website.lineone.net/~mitchy2k)

Anti-Thesis
01-07-2001, 06:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
OK holy young man dosent come here no more.. hence the reason why Im closing this thread.... be glad I didnt delete it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Threads not closed...

pimpchichi
01-29-2001, 11:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1sikchick:


if telepathic battles were possible i'd fuck you up OK?
your young and fragile mind could never survive the frenzied onslaught of depravity, filth and pure malevolence i could hurl your way, and if, by some small miracle, you managed to keep the core of your sanity locked away from harm, i would step up my assault, stealthily probing your unsuspecting subconscious extracting memories you hold dear, everything you cherish, that makes you unique, and corrupt it, creating an identity for you, so disparate and pathetic, that you would be consumed by so much self loathing, you would beg me for a release from your pitiful existence. I will then proceed to putrify your brain from within, liquifying all nerve tissue, until it flows from your every pore as a black effluvia. When you have passed the point of no return, but are still aware. I will return your true identity, so that as you die, you realise you have been played for a fool by the strongest mind you, or anyone else will ever encounter.

that's outfuckingstanding!!! you should submit that to a magazine and have it published.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok i needs cash....
what magazine'll take shit like that and publish it....
and will it pay good??

cleanergeezer
03-15-2001, 02:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1sikchick:


if telepathic battles were possible i'd fuck you up OK?
your young and fragile mind could never survive the frenzied onslaught of depravity, filth and pure malevolence i could hurl your way, and if, by some small miracle, you managed to keep the core of your sanity locked away from harm, i would step up my assault, stealthily probing your unsuspecting subconscious extracting memories you hold dear, everything you cherish, that makes you unique, and corrupt it, creating an identity for you, so disparate and pathetic, that you would be consumed by so much self loathing, you would beg me for a release from your pitiful existence. I will then proceed to putrify your brain from within, liquifying all nerve tissue, until it flows from your every pore as a black effluvia. When you have passed the point of no return, but are still aware. I will return your true identity, so that as you die, you realise you have been played for a fool by the strongest mind you, or anyone else will ever encounter.

that's outfuckingstanding!!! you should submit that to a magazine and have it published.

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You sad cunt, you would be a pile of jello in min`s.
The only thing "outfuckingstanding" is your stupidity, TWAT!

pimpchichi
03-15-2001, 03:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cleanergeezer:
You sad cunt, you would be a pile of jello in min`s.
The only thing "outfuckingstanding" is your stupidity, TWAT!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

was that aimed at me or 1sikchik?
'cos i wrote it....

errr... a pile of jello in minutes??
it is purely fictional conjecture.... a fantasy...

i actually first wrote that in an e-mail to a girl who thought she had lost my respect after mailing me some poetry that she had done....

she thought that by showing me what's in the dark recesses of her mind, she had scared me off, and was worried she'd lost a friend....

i wrote that little set-piece to get it across to her that i will not judge someone harshly just because they have thoughts that some would consider extreme...
and that i have, lurking in my head, thoughts and fantasies that can be darker and more depraved than anything i have yet seen recorded on the internet....
i just preferred to keep them on a short leash.... and in fuglychat i created 2 contrasting personalities..... mitchyb was the avatar for my bright, breezy, forward and friendly personality....
and mitchy© was the vessel for my darker impulses and bad moods....
it may seem dumb.. or whatever..
i don't care...
but i find giving an occasional voice to your negative sides is beneficial.... people who take all the world's shit and bottle it up usually flip one day and do a columbine... ....
but your negative emotions are, like all our individual quirks, like a pair of walking boots.... at first, before you get used to them and give them some use, they feel uncomfortable and can give blisters.... but after they have been worn for a while, the leather softens and forms around the contours of your feet and they are 'broken in'....
well the things we find out about ourselves that we are uncomfortable with, we should just carry the negatives with an awareness of them... and after a time.. they will be broken in and you will be comfortable and hardly notice them....


damn... another fuckin semi-novel

pimpchichi
07-26-2002, 12:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dirty_sanchez:
i love it when you talk dirty baby<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

there's dirty sanchez again!!

tripton
10-08-2008, 12:34 AM
Better get bitten by bedbugs rather be fucked. Bed bug bites are quite nasty. wonna treatment? get them from deadbedbugs.com

Lomotil
10-08-2008, 12:53 AM
How is it that you revived a thread last posted to in '02?

Did you do a search for "GAY" and found this? :confused:

tripton
10-14-2008, 03:14 AM
the treatment from deadbedbugs.com is really good for removing bedbugs from one's house.

Dwaine Scum
10-22-2008, 01:46 PM
the treatment from deadbedbugs.com is really good for removing bedbugs from one's house.
and Zykln B was great for thinning out your genepool, unfortunately, a few of your relatives escaped.

JEFE
10-23-2008, 12:38 AM
Now there's the Dwaine I know and love**.

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10-23-2008, 02:14 AM
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