interesting things in loved one's orifice

[Psycho Bob]

during an educational session with the mrs i managed a can and a half of pringles (200gram) up her arse (without the aid of lubrication) she seemed to enjoy it, anyone have further suggestions??

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Dwaine Scum]

may I suggest a lovly summer sausage? say 10 pounds? or a nicely polished aluminum baseball bat

[Psycho Bob]

crackin ideas but i'd have to sandpaper the bat; i likes a bit of resistance thats why i superglue staples to my knob http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Psycho Bob]

whats a picture of a vending machine gotta do with anything?

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Psycho Bob]

reaches for luke-warm bud.......

[Psycho Bob]

cant help it im a piss-head


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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Dwaine Scum]

my beer have a hair in it!!! what the fuck?

[Psycho Bob]

did u use the paintented 6 year olds knickers to filter your beverage 1st tho?

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Dwaine Scum]

damnit, I knew I forgot something

[Psycho Bob]

assists with hair free beer consumption

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Anti-Thesis]

Ever try 5 penis wine?

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Smoking can kill you. Then again, so can bullets...

[Dwaine Scum]

no but I think they make that in prison

[Psycho Bob]

pay for pubic hairs??? im thinking of the large cash cache i have tied up in thos knickers

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[Psycho Bob]

and its back to the top with this gem...btw the straining panties are avalible from me for a limited time only for the bargin price of $30 plus tax*


* at the current rate of exchange tax is currently charged @ $857

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Good lookin' Corpse

[Clydie Scope]

Ever tried mashing a banana into her???

Once you filled her up... give your member the time of his life & shove him in for a quick wade around http://www.fugly.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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The secret to a long & happy life is to always let the wind go free!!

[CumChugger]

Try shoving a baby's head up her slimy snatch! Then chant ... "I'm putting this fuckin' brat back where it came from!!!" She'll love it!! http://www.fugly.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Good guy ... Bad guy ... I'm the guy with the gun!!

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CumChugger:
Try shoving a baby's head up her slimy snatch! Then chant ... "I'm putting this fuckin' brat back where it came from!!!" She'll love it!! :eek:

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FUCK I was going to use that "my moms' cunt" as where I was from :(