Pierce is a limey sex god! I want to oil him up and have my

[Heather]

That's all I've got to say about that!
Pretty self explanitory.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Where did you go?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry, it's laundry day for me too - I've about 7 loads to do. I've been a lazy little sod as of late, at least in terms of my house chores. Why would Fugly call you sick and depraved? What on Earth did you say?

[Heather]

And to think....I was about to go get my party size bottle of baby oil!
And you've left. That's not nice....you tease.

[Heather]

For joy! My limey sex god is back!
If you're in the process of laundry duty, perhaps I should hold off on the oil....

[Heather]

I didn't say anything that bad....I think he meant that I'm sick and depraved for having my little Harlan obsession.
I asked if I could have some of his baby pics if I ever get C.R.A.P....

[Heather]

He also called me a weirdo.
It's as if he threw it in as an afterthought...
He wrote.....
Weirdo.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
He also called me a weirdo.
It's as if he threw it in as an afterthought...
He wrote.....
Weirdo.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Really! In which forum was this posted?

[Pierce the Sex God]

And you buy your baby oil in party size, hmmm? You sound like a fun girl! I'd love to smear warm chocolate syrup all over your full breasts and lick it off ever so slowly; I wouldn't even touch you nipples. I'd just circle them slowly with the tip of my tongue - just to drive you nuts!

[Heather]

In C.R.A.P., I think.
Read it later....don't run off on me now...

[Heather]

Yesss...I buy it in party size....
But I have to wash it off quickly or else it messes up my complexion.
But I would love to oil you up....and have my way with you.....hence the topic.....

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
In C.R.A.P., I think.
Read it later....don't run off on me now...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heaven forbid, no! But why do you love Harlan. Again, I'm not jealous in the least, but I am curious, in a scientific kind of way, why do you dig him? He's greasy, bucktoothed and mentally...ah...challenged. I'm afraid I don't fit that description. Though I'd happily refrain from showers if that's part of your kick!

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Yesss...I buy it in party size....
But I have to wash it off quickly or else it messes up my complexion.
But I would love to oil you up....and have my way with you.....hence the topic.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Let me be your greasy sex slave, Heather. Beat me silly! I need the discipline!

[Pierce the Sex God]

Heather?

[Heather]

My Harlan obsession is a mystery, even I haven't the faintest idea....
I don't love Harlan.
I actually like you more than him.
You are my "type". I don't go for fair haired men...it's a lil too close to home.
And I intend to make you my oily love slave....if you step out of line, you will recieve such a beating.

[Heather]

Eeeewwwww....ick.
I just noticed you said you'd skip bathing
please don't....I don't like it....
Cleanliness is very important.
Very. Important.
If I ever got my hands on Harlan, he'd have to bathe! And I'd encourage him to seek orthodontic work....

[Pierce the Sex God]

I'm the same way. I shower two times a day, every day, minimum. I have to - I just love feeling clean. I wash my hands often too, if only because I can. People who are unclean make vomit. Is that an extreme reaction? Well, that's the way I am. Hair cut three times a month. Nails filed. Perfect shave - and I take my time about it to ensure it. Toners, moisturizers, deep-pore cleansers, almond-honey body washes, facial exfoliate creams mint-juniper face peels, blah, blah, blah. I'm as fresh as a daisy. I'm not a narcissist, am I?

[Pierce the Sex God]

Heather, how would you feel if I asked you to wax my balls?

[Pierce the Sex God]

And Heather, define "splooge" for me.

[Heather]

I would say...that sounds painful.
Maybe we should just shave them?
And I hardly think being clean qualifies you as a narcissist. I've got you beat in the cleanliness department, I'm afraid.
I take showers and baths up to five times a day....but your beauty routine sounds about even with mine.Interesting.
Oh, and I don't have my hair cut as often as you...if I did I think I'd be bald....

[Pierce the Sex God]

Sorry baby, gotta run. Where'd you go?

Take care. Nice talking to you again - I'll see you later.

[Heather]

Slooge- ejaculate, cum, splurge, baby batter,
semen, love juice...ect.
I think you get the idea.

[Heather]

Damnit, I misspelled splooge.

[Pierce the Sex God]

You're back! Don't tease me like that! Really, you use all of those toiletries and more on a daily basis? I though I had outclassed 99% of the women in England...But you sound - again - divine! Do you work out? You sound as narcissistic as I! I can’t wait to git my hands on you!

[Pierce the Sex God]

I'll send you a vial of my splooge attached to a necklace that you can wear everyday for good luck. Also makes a wonderful conversation piece!

[Heather]

I work out a lil....but not too much.
I don't want to look manly.
And, yes, I really do use a ton of beauty products everyday....

[Pierce the Sex God]

Personally, I like measuring the distance that I can blow. I can go more than a meter on a good day. There's a technique to it, of course. It's my personal kung fu!

[Heather]

Would you? Really?
Thank you...I would love to wear your splooge around town....

[Heather]

Lol...funny...do you really?

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I work out a lil....but not too much.
I don't want to look manly.
And, yes, I really do use a ton of beauty products everyday....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But I'll bet that you don't need to use a single mm of the stuff - I'm sure that I'd find you all the more attractive with out any make-up. A lot of women wear make-up, but I think that most women are stunning without any. Natural beauty is often the best kind of beauty.

(I'm not saying that one shouldn't use toiletries, of course. I'm just saying that one shouldn't patently look like they spend two hours in the bathroom every morning!)

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Lol...funny...do you really?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What, shoot a meter on a good day? Of course. You've never seen that before?

[Heather]

I don't wear much makeup....just mascara and lippie. My eye lashes are pale.
So are my eyebrows, but I wouldn't dare pencil them in...looks fake.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Gotta get the laundry, love. be right back.

[Heather]

* Smiles big, toothsome grin*
Must be some load of laundry.....
You've been gone a long time.
*wink,wink*

[Heather]

Did you fall into the washing machine?
It's been a long time.....
since you said anything....

[Heather]

Hmmmm....something must've come up....

[Pierce the Sex God]

Jesus, baby, I'm sorry. Phone calls started coming in. I'm trying to get a second part time job to supplement my already meagre income. Made a couple of appointments for next week and discussed a few other offers at length, though I think I'll turn em down.

But I have to go again. I know - I'm a complete bastard. Sorry. I promise, first time I see you, you can smash every tooth in my head. I need discipline, Heather!

BTW, you should listen to the Stone Roses sometime. Brilliant band. Stones too. It's old stuff, but it's great anyway. Don't know why I'm thinking of it now...Perhaps you're my Mersey Paradise...

Talk to you soon.

[Heather]

You're not a complete bastard.
And I'll beat you plenty hard, but not in the face....
I forgive you. No big deal, honest.
Things like that are important...
Talk to you soon,hopefully.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
That's all I've got to say about that!
Pretty self explanitory.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you still there?

[Heather]

Still there? I posted that last night, but I'm here now.....

[Heather]

I'm being bad on Fugly.com.....
I have been here for several hours off/on...where have all the resident nutjobs gone?

[Heather]

Fugly called me "sick and depraved".....
but I suppose it's not the worst I've been called yet.

[Heather]

Hello? Mr. limey sex god.....are you still there?

[Heather]

Where did you go?

[Heather]

I have to take my cat, cartman, to the vet at 12 pm , my time, so if I'm not here when you check back in, that's why. I should be back by 1 or 1:30 pm...might want to check back then. You have my email addy if you want to say hello in the mean time...
Talk to you a.s.a.p., mmm'kay?

Heather

[Heather]

Well....that was an experience....
Damned vet cancelled me so he could leave early! Nobody bothered to warn me.
Gotta love those lazy receptionists!

[Pierce the Sex God]

How about group sex, Heather. Are you into group sex?

[IRISHBITCH]

Not really. But a few friends watched my ex and I go at it. That's not group sex.
Damn. Where have you been?

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Dig it or fuck off!

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IRISHBITCH:
Not really. But a few friends watched my ex and I go at it. That's not group sex.
Damn. Where have you been?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Been super busy with a lot of projects. No time for anything personal right now. I'm kind of in a possessed mode, working like a demon. It'll subside soon though. We'll talk more then.

Sex with your friends watching? That's amazing. You're an absolute dream! You get more intriguing with every new post! Talk to you soon. Can't wait to boink you with the cameras running!

Best,

Pierce

[IRISHBITCH]

Sounds as if your work really has you by the balls...I like that! Shows dedication to details... bit of a perfectionist, I suspect...
I'm intriguing, am I? Hmmm...is that positive? I must admit,you've peaked my interest as well. And I mean that in the most complementary fashion.


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Dig it or fuck off!

[Dwaine Scum]

i just farted... and Im off to jail tomorrow... see ya heather...

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IRISHBITCH:
Sounds as if your work really has you by the balls...I like that! Shows dedication to details... bit of a perfectionist, I suspect...
I'm intriguing, am I? Hmmm...is that positive? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course! And yes, work has got me by the balls, and with vice grips no less. Stayed up till five last night preparing a report. Hard work, but I think it really paid off.

Perfectionist? Not really. I used to be a bit maniacal about things, but I toned it down since the good ol' days. Jesus, I sound like I'm fifty!

High school was pressure. Now, I'm relaxing, wasting my precious time on this Earth by absorbing the cultural highlights of Fugly. Actually, I met you. And that's definitely not a waste of time.

Hope to see your nekkid ass soon!

[IRISHBITCH]

See my nekkid ass? Oooh! Really?
Hmmmm. Interesting. I am more than just a sex goddess, you know! Hehehe....
Meeting you has been the highlight of my Fugly experience!
You have my email addy...don't you?
If not, I'll find you on here...
Bye for now.
Heather.

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Dig it or fuck off!

[Pierce the Sex God]

Have you noticed that the BB has really died down? Doesn't seem like people have been around lately.

So what do you do? Love to see your nekkid bod, but tell me something about your interests.

Hope you're around. I'll check back in ten minutes...

[Pierce the Sex God]

Helloooo...?

[IRISHBITCH]

You still here?

[Pierce the Sex God]

yep

[Pierce the Sex God]

i starting a new thread. check it on the menu.

[IRISHBITCH]

Damnit! Looks as if I missed you again!
I was helping my friend DeeDee register here.
It took awhile! I'm sorry.
I do have interests....I write short stories and I draw...I collect shoes! I love boots! I own a lot of high heels....and clothes.
But I'm not shallow! Honest.
I also love reading horror novels.
I have other interests...but we should discuss those privately.

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Dig it or fuck off!

[IRISHBITCH]

Oops! Ohkay.

[Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No]

hehe just poking round and dead girls in here?????¿¿¿¿¿
walks round heather checks for a pulse "Dammm"

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it is so true they cannot say anything they are dead =þ

[WILLIAM]

you two are weirdo's