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Stranger

12-16-2001, 01:34 AM

I'm off for 6 weeks holiday in a few days so I thaught I would give you your pressies a little early. As I am pritty strapped for cash this year (due to the fact that I have spent it all on myself images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif ) I was wondering how I was going to afford pressies for my family and what the hell to get you guys. I decided to kill two birds with one bullet and am giving my family away instead.

To Nursey and Pimp.
This is my uncle Andy. He is very friendly and I hope he won't fight with Sparkey.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/nurseyanpimp.jpg

To IMC.
This is my neice. She has been practicing for you and daddy says she is getting pritty good.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/imc.jpg

To Pinky
Here is her dad. I thaught he seemed like your type and after your recent breakup with emetic I thaught you could do with a new toy.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/pinky.jpg

To Kitana
This bro is a real asshole. Feel free to remove his nuts.
To Cheese
Since Julie will be single again I thaught you might like her. She is lovely and will treat you realy nice. Also cooks, cleans and puts out.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/cheesenkitancheesenkit.jpg

To Emetic
Now that you have sworn off men forever (pinky you bastard) I thaught I would give you a woman, she is even your own age!!
[I](Happy Xmas gran hehehehe)[I/]
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/emetic.jpg

to be cont......

Stranger

12-16-2001, 01:35 AM

To Lomo
Though not a member of my family this lovely lady shares your love of kinky sex and drinking. I am sure the two of you will have a great time this Xmas.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/lomo.jpg

To Nauseous
Since Lomo ran off with my mate Drew i thaught I would give you my most prized possession> My dad gives the best headjobs in the family.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/nausious.jpg

To Nico
I realy hate to give this one away but he went christian on me and apparently christians aren't allowed to have sex before marriage and I am Satan's angle now and the wrath of god will come down upon me.... Maybe you can do something with him.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/nico.jpg

To Sexual Chocolate
Sorry I didn't have one in black.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/st.jpg

To AzN
He is a little older now, but after the beating he is about to receive for ripping my clothes off the line, he should be nice and tender.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/azn.jpg

To Disorder
I thaught you might at least get one pussy this year.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/disorder.jpg

And to the rest of ya...
Nothing for you so kiss my ass
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/kissmyass.jpg

Stranger

12-16-2001, 01:41 AM

Oh, and just to make sure you get nothing images/smiles/icon_mad.gif ....
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/huntersanta.jpg

kitana

12-16-2001, 01:57 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
To Kitana
This bro is a real asshole. Feel free to remove his nuts.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*sterilizes surgical tools and sets duct tape up for restraining*

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
To Lomo
Though not a member of my family this lovely lady shares your love of kinky sex and drinking. I am sure the two of you will have a great time this Xmas.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/lomo.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

careful, Lomo! that one looks manly images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
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To Nauseous
Since Lomo ran off with my mate Drew i thaught I would give you my most prized possession> My dad gives the best headjobs in the family. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

how do u know this?

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To Nico
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/nico.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

he needs to eat images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

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To Sexual Chocolate
Sorry I didn't have one in black.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/st.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

looks like a wuss

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To AzN
He is a little older now, but after the beating he is about to receive for ripping my clothes off the line, he should be nice and tender.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/azn.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i am jealous

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To Disorder
I thaught you might at least get one pussy this year.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/disorder.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

kitana

12-16-2001, 01:59 AM

oh, thanx, Stranger, u rock...but i got nothing for you images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

Lomotil

12-16-2001, 02:02 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
To Lomo
Though not a member of my family this lovely lady shares your love of kinky sex and drinking. I am sure the two of you will have a great time this Xmas.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/lomo.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I appreciate it, but to be quite honest, I try and keep my contacts to a minimum during the holidays, it just makes it that much cheaper to buy gifts... I might be free sometime after Valentine's Day, so keep her in the freezer or something until then...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>To Nauseous
Since Lomo ran off with my mate Drew i thaught I would give you my most prized possession> My dad gives the best headjobs in the family.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/nausious.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Who'd I run off with? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Nauseous

12-16-2001, 02:03 AM

Good one, Stranger, but I'm a little worried about your dad... and it's not just the fact that he's an extremely ugly old man. images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Stranger

12-16-2001, 03:47 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
Who'd I run off with? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Drew

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/drew_copy1.jpg

But i guess she will have to wait till after valentines.

Lomotil

12-16-2001, 03:52 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
Drew

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/drew_copy1.jpg

But i guess she will have to wait till after valentines.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow... really... um, WOW.... images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

I mean, I know I've got a fetish for women with body hair - especially around the arm, armpit, chest, chin, cheek, and moustache areas... yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take a rain check on Drew...

Lomotil

12-16-2001, 03:53 AM

Besides... I'm seeing an adam's apple there... you better save this one and give it to S.C. as a special double present...

Stranger

12-16-2001, 03:56 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
posted December 16, 2001 06:57 AM
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quote:
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Originally posted by Stranger:
To Kitana
This bro is a real asshole. Feel free to remove his nuts.
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*sterilizes surgical tools and sets duct tape up for restraining*

quote:
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Originally posted by Stranger:
To Lomo
Though not a member of my family this lovely lady shares your love of kinky sex and drinking. I am sure the two of you will have a great time this Xmas.

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careful, Lomo! that one looks manly

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To Nauseous
Since Lomo ran off with my mate Drew i thaught I would give you my most prized possession> My dad gives the best headjobs in the family.
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how do u know this?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My brother told me

kitana

12-16-2001, 12:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
My brother told me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

Dwaine Scum

12-16-2001, 04:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
Drew

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/drew_copy1.jpg

But i guess she will have to wait till after valentines.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the fuck is wrong with this goddamned fruit?!?!?!?!?
I want to fucking break his face witha cynderblock

Cheezedawg

12-16-2001, 05:59 PM

HOORAY!!! I GET JULIE!!!

kitana

12-16-2001, 06:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
HOORAY!!! I GET JULIE!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
over my dead body

Cheezedawg

12-16-2001, 06:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
over my dead body<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What I meant was.... I get to HOLD Julie.... while you butcher her. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

kitana

12-16-2001, 06:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
What I meant was.... I get to HOLD Julie.... while you butcher her. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh, ok... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

*starts sharpening knives*

Stranger

12-16-2001, 06:58 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
What the fuck is wrong with this goddamned fruit?!?!?!?!?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

There's a story there. Maybe I will post it when I have more time.

kitana

12-16-2001, 08:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
There's a story there. Maybe I will post it when I have more time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thanx for making me curious images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Stranger

12-17-2001, 03:39 AM

The drew story: Coming soon to fugly images/smiles/icon_cool.gif

kitana

12-17-2001, 12:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
The drew story: Coming soon to fugly images/smiles/icon_cool.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif woo-hoo!