Santa's Poem

[Sky]

Santa's Poem



'Twas the night before Christmas, old Santa was pissed,
He cussd out the elves, and threw down his list.


Miserable little brats, Ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind, To scrap the whole works.

I've busted my ass, for damn near a year ,
Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear..

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night,
The elves want more money, the reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is Pregnant, Vixon has AIDS

And just when I thought,that things would get better,
The tax office sent me a letter.



They say I owe taxes, if that ain't damn funny..
Who the hell ever, sent Santa any money?

And the kids these days, they all are the pits.
They want the impossible, those mean little shits.

If you think that is bad, picture this..
Try holding those brats, with their pants full of piss.



They pull on my nose, they grab at my beard,
And if I don't smile, the parents think I'm weird.


Flying through the air, dodging the trees,
Falling down chimneys, and skinning my knees.


I quit this job, there is just no enjoyment,
I'm going to sit on my fat ass, and collect unemployment.


If there is NO Christmas this year, you know the reason
I found me a blonde, and heading SOUTH for the season....

[Dwaine Scum]

becky, if you are going to post something, at least try to make it funny. then also try to make it orginal, and third, why did you censor your name? you are such a eminem loser of a whore...

Like ICP says, "Eminim ain't nothin' but a bitch"

[Sky]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
becky, if you are going to post something, at least try to make it funny. then also try to make it orginal, and third, why did you censor your name? you are such a eminem loser of a whore...

Like ICP says, "Eminim ain't nothin' but a bitch"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

1: I am a few people who have seen it thought it was funny.
2:I had it sent to me.
3:I havent censored my name ive just changed it too the way I feel.
4 images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifo I critise you about the music you listen too??????

If I didnt want people to know it was me then I would ave removed the gif!!
and lastly I dont give a monkey's toss what you or anyone else has to say about me!!!

[Sky]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by F**cking pissed-off!!:
1: I am a few people who have seen it thought it was funny.
2:I had it sent to me.
3:I havent censored my name ive just changed it too the way I feel.
4 images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifo I critise you about the music you listen too??????

If I didnt want people to know it was me then I would ave removed the gif!!
and lastly I dont give a monkey's toss what you or anyone else has to say about me!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fuck I need to go back to school!!!

[Sky]

Perhaps I should read posts properly before I reply,

I have put the 2 *'s in the name because erm ........ I dont really know why!! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Nursey]

Because,Becky,you just can't help being such a fat,asslicking,sheeplike whore! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

[Sky]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Because,Becky,you just can't help being such a fat,asslicking,sheeplike whore! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is true!!

images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[D]

is she worse than me? images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

[Dwaine Scum]

Im not the one looking for sympathy by saying shit like "Im going to kill myself, how do I do it?" now am I?

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
Im not the one looking for sympathy by saying shit like "Im going to kill myself, how do I do it?" now am I?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no.. you were the one who said you felt like killing yourself....