<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ManFromMars:
Who are you to give out punishments for sinning against t(h)e Fugly?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
a forum theology lesson
last january, two members who ammassed 500+ posts and were promoted to moderator status..
the third moderator was the messianic dark lord, who is the focus of, and key to the fulfillment of, the fugly prophecies... it was he who was the catalyst to set the prophetic ball rolling....
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>the dark messiah reached 666 posts...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>only two other members had reached in excess of 500 posts, and they became his dark lieutenants (lieutenants #1&2)...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>he and his most trusted lieutenant (lieutenant #1) embarked on a quest to erase dubious events, clear obstacles from impeding the prophetic progress, and laying the foundations of the forums eventual character, therefore hastening the onset of the prophesies...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>lieutenant #1 told the forum of the existence of the scrolls and revealed part of their content... this was forbidden, and set in motion events which halted the juggernaut-like passing of the scrolls prophesies, which allowed the illuminati to hear whisper of the scrolls and endeavour to halt the prophesies progress...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>lieutenant #2 lost faith in the forum and spent 9 months in the ADSL wilderness...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>lieutenant #1 brought the forum to The Creators attention, The Creator spied the destruction of the ancient records, and in a fit of drunken rage, removed moderator status from the messiah and his lieutenants, halting the rapid progress of the prophesies...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>The Creator also witnessed lieutenant #1's forbidden revelations about the scrolls, and banished him for a night and a day....
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>The Creator also eradicated all trace of the lieutenant from the forum, from registration up to his banishment....
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>the dark messiah was banished twice from the forum, once through incarceration, once by The Creator....
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>The Creator put out a request for moderators.. to try and interrupt the relentless march of the prophesies coming to pass.... nobody came forward...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>an agent of the illuminati, and spreader of the word of the false messiah, jesus, came unto the forum to spread the word of peace and love in this forum.... unfortunately for him, fortunately for us, he expected to fight hatred and anger with love and friendliness... but lieutenant #1 was aware of his impending arrival and embarked on a campaign of friendliness and acceptance towards the agent... it was a hard task, as he and his cohort were the only forum dwellers aware of the intruders true nature.... but the campaign of sweetness and roses eventually paid off.. with the agent fleeing in disgrace, with a defiant "jesus loves you" as he departed...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>The forum became the focal point of fugly.com... as it became widely recognised that the forums had become fugly.com, The Creator concedes and made the forum the basis of the site.....
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>an upstart arrived, who was torn between two socially inept maidens...
twanky the dyslexic, whom he courted in secret
andkuntana the autistic, whom he courted loudly and publically....
he made a fatally flawed choice, causing the emotionally fragile kuntana to question her whole existence, and prompting the forums queen bitch to attack him publically, relentlessly, and on all levels....
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>the betrayal thread (worlds) became the fastest growing thread in forum history, and it's content prompted the second lieutenant to return from his self-imposed exile and defend the upstarts [real life] character...
as was prophesised, it came to pass
<LI>with the combination of...
A:the public shredding of kuntana the autistics heart, and...
B:the unholy trinity combining in a thread once more...
...the final stages of the prophesies will be completed...
...evidence to support this was witnessed last week when:
<LI>the site came under investigation of the illuminati who wish to erase all trace of the scrolls and halt the prophesies. working under the banner of the US federal government, their agents had their attentions distracted by apparently illegal occurances, and found no trace of the scrolls or fugly prophesies...
as was prophesised!![/list]
i can tell you all this with such confidence, because I am the 1st lieutenant, who posted the prophesies in their entirity, in february of this year...
the 2nd lieutenant was Psycho Bob... who became disillusioned after witnessing the content of the scrolls and embarked on a journey of self-discovery in the ADSL wilderness, he has spent the last 9 months meditating on the intricacies of FTP server configurations
the Dark Messiah is I Murder Children who is the key to all that will come to pass, and will eventually lead the fuglyites out of the darkness of their pathetic forum existences, into a happier more prosperous existence...
unfortunately the scrolls were damaged during the wars of flame that ensued between myself and pinkorbrown69 (a suspected illuminati agent)...
.....i had the scrolls in my shirt breast pocket as pinky threw a particularly cutting remark in my direction...
.....fortunately i was protected from the barbed insult with the contents of my pocket....
.....unfortunately the scrolls were the contents of my pocket!!
i couriered the fragments of papyrus over to the forums foremost pair of conundrum crackers, Emetic & Lomo, but they were only able to recover from the remains details of the prophesies that have already come to pass...
therefore, i cannot tell you what is in store..
i'd put a link to the thread where i announced the existence of the prophecies, and published them in their entirity... but my first 900 posts were deleted to stop me informing the inhabitants of this forum of the fate that shall befall all, and revealing the destiny of fugly.com and certain characters who exist therein....
*looks around* AzN NvAzN.. i'm keeping my eye on you *looks around*
so in answer to your question....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quoteWho are you
i am pimpdaddy, first lieutenant of the dark messiah, former moderator of this forum, and protector of the hallowed scrolls of these unfeeling halls....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quoteto give out punishments for sinning against te Fugly?
i think you'll find it was Stranger who handed 'kuntana the autistic' her penance for questioning the authenticity of (or even IHN forbid, the existence of) the sacred scrolls of the prophet Harlan (IHN bless his 'tardbib)
(the prophet Harlan {IHN protect him} although carrying the affliction of mental retardation, was still able to make a record of the vivid hallucinations that occured daily, with unerring regularity, during the 3 hour period after lunch at the special school.. the period before the Short Bus arrived to take him and his classmates home. {this period was designated as an art expression session, and our prophet *IHN bless him* made use of the raw materials that surrounded him to create the scrolls... exactly as he was instructed in his hallucinations}
yes.. stranger has the fuglish given right to mete out punishments for blasphemy, due to her position as a 'special needs teacher' ... her experience gives her a position akin to that a priest or cleric holds in the other false religions...
my involvement in issuing the penance was merely to clarify what the '49 day fast' entails...
although if i wished to issue punishments for sins in this forum, my status as a religious icon of fuglism would not allow me to do so, nor could IMC nor PsychoBob.... we can on the other hand, issue holy decrees which outline what is, and what isn't a sin against the prophet Harlan's {IHN protect his word} word, and blasphemic towards the fundament of fuglism itself....
if anybody doubts my words, they may look back in the forum's history and see evidence of the outlined events that came to pass... although some events would have to be extrapolated from careful study of the threads once containing my absent posts... there is evidence of mystical happenings underfoot in the one way conversations that remain.. albeit purely circumstantial.... unfortunately though, the threads containing the entire contents of the scrolls are gone totally, as i started the threads myself.