HA HA HA fuck you!!!

[D]

I had sex... images/smiles/icon_razz.gif (and some of it was illegal)

And Ed is a liar.

I was gonna keep my mouth shut... err fingers still...

But as you know I am shit at keeping secrets.

Especially when people lie... I hate that.

Now I already wrote an essay on this... but it didnt seem to post so i may just have missed it... or it was too long or someother shit like that....

here we go...

He told me not to let anyone know we knew each other.. but I didn't do that too well...

So he said pretend we dont like each other...

He takes this shit too seriousely... like when I first started he tried to get Nursey to take it easy on me... I was quite resentful of that as he made me look like a tit... where as i was doing a fine job on my own...

He told me he LOVED me and has done a few times... I dont love him and only said it to him once when I mistook his box for my other halfs... that was quickly rectified though... mainly by me saying 'shit shit shit. sorry wrong box!'

Now Im not being a bitch... I still like Ed. and all this shit has been blown otta proportion and reminds me of year 7 Dramas images/smiles/icon_redface.gif but I dont like liars and although kits a tit... I dont want him worming his way back with shitey Emails... lieing about wether he told me he loved me coz he did....


anyway... I think he may be haveing a break down so ease up on him....

I AM haveing sex so nothing can get me pissed off...


images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Emetic]

I was gonna keep my mouth shut...

"...But then I decided a few more kicks at the dead horse couldn't hurt, so I started a new thread about it!"

But as you know I am shit at keeping secrets.

We certainly do now, thank you.

...all this shit has been blown outta proportion... I think he may be having a break down so ease up on him

{The obligatory disclaimer after having blown it up further and borne down even harder} images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
I was gonna keep my mouth shut...

"...But then I decided a few more kicks at the dead horse couldn't hurt, so I started a new thread about it!"

But as you know I am shit at keeping secrets.

We certainly do now, thank you.

...all this shit has been blown outta proportion... I think he may be having a break down so ease up on him

{The obligatory disclaimer after having blown it up further and borne down even harder} images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah well.. it started out as a thread about me finally getting laid since August but then I realised I had been travelling and missed it wheb it got to two hundred and something.... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif ?!?

Ya know... I wanted to say it earlier but there was no way I could coz I was flying... blah blah blah... There images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Yeah well.. it started out as a thread about me finally getting laid since August but then I realised I had been travelling and missed it wheb it got to two hundred and something....!?!?

Ya know... I wanted to say it earlier but there was no way I could coz I was flying... blah blah blah... There images/smiles/icon_razz.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that didn't make any sense at all... hopefully you got the general idea...?

Basically... I got laid images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

I missed the 'world' shit getting up to about a million pages...
Coz I was on a plane... and yes, thanks for asking I got here (NY if ya didnt remember) O.k
I didnt get on a dodgy plane or anything...

Oh and when I was driving through the industrial workers mecca, NJ... I kept my eyes open for smoke or stuff but I couldn't remeber where the towers stood in relation to where I was... I obviousely couldn't see them images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Then I f-ing got suckered on by all the black hobos wanting money... So I hid in Roy Rogers at Penn Station... Damn dirty fuckers

Anyway... I had sex... and I almost had sex on the train but there were to many people around... images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Yep I had sex... And I am gonna have more... and the only reason I am telling you is coz my best friend is not connected to the net and phone calls cost too much from here... And I have to tell some one (or some...lots...? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif )

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif sex... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[kitana]

so who did u fuck? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Cheezedawg]

NJ is very close to where I live..... but it wasn't me. I swear.

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
so who did u fuck? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My Fiance images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
Didn't you listen to anything I said when we had that psychic chat...? images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Now why would I fuck you Cheesedawg? I don't even know you... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
And I only drove through NJ to get to Penn Station... Something I try not to do too often. But ya know... it's necessary an' all init...

[manfrommars]

I don't care about your sad problems. Go away and leave us alone, silly person.

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
My Fiance images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
Didn't you listen to anything I said when we had that psychic chat...? images/smiles/icon_razz.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what psychic chat? i thought you were gonna fuck ed images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
so you're fucking your fiance and ed???

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote why would I fuck you Cheesedawg? I don't even know you... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

b/c cheese is a stud images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ManFromMars:
I don't care about your sad problems. Go away and leave us alone, silly person.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and you aren't??? (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001734)

[Cheezedawg]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
b/c cheese is a stud images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Word!

[unlimited-time]

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif well done wank for finally getting those crusty bits picked off and the cob webs blown away. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Hope it all went well for you and as for <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quoteand some of it was illegal what did you do get an animal to join in....maybe his dog,cat or horse???? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Cheezedawg]

http://www.sickppl.com/assholes/pimpin3.jpg

Some got it....some don't.

[unlimited-time]

I was looking at all of them pics today.. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[yomamazagreasymofo]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
NJ is very close to where I live..... but it wasn't me. I swear.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

NJ is even closer to me than Cheeze....Oh shit. What the hell have I done???? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Nursey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Now why would I fuck you Cheesedawg? I don't even know you... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...but you fucked Disorder,or so you say!?!! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
... images/smiles/icon_redface.gif but I dont like liars...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll refresh your memory...'he was shit,was over quickly,and then didn't attempt sex again for the rest of the day.'

[kitana]

YoMamazAGreasyMoFo:
NJ is even closer to me than Cheeze....Oh shit. What the hell have I done???? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/QUOTE]

hmmm... maybe lied about your age -

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
I had sex... images/smiles/icon_razz.gif (and some of it was illegal) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

there's the reason.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
I'll refresh your memory...'he was shit,was over quickly,and then didn't attempt sex again for the rest of the day.'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO
3-pump hump images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Nursey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
http://www.sickppl.com/assholes/pimpin3.jpg

Some got it....some don't.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Ughhh,Cheezedawg!!! I hope for your sake that the 'some' was the 'potato-only-fed-ancestors'-one,on the left!!!!! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Nursey]

the some that didn't,that is. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

[unlimited-time]

Wank i just thought...u have gone all the way to america to get shagged by a bloke you haven't seen for ages but you have still found time to post on here about it images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
why are you typing when u should be shagging??

[Nursey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
...anyway... I think he may be haveing a break down so ease up on him....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_redface.gif Hmmmmm....dear me...yet another admission to the local mental health care unit as a result of fugly. images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
I bet The *Original* Forum Bitch (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001339) is still images/smiles/icon_eek.gifself mutilating images/smiles/icon_eek.gif himself to this day!!! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Don't look at me!-Disorder himself admitted that before he joined i warned him to be careful of what he said(due to his telling me he'd "GO IN THERE AND TELL EM THEY ALL SUCK images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif WAYHEYYYYY!".......yes,..ahem)-in order to not be 'slayed'...i just didn't think I would be the one to fulfill my 'prophesy'. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/icons/icon11.gif
And look how much of a favour i've done him-he's definately slightly *less* naive-closer to the manhood he desperately craves (after some of the things that were he surely couldn't have failed to have learned something-even though for appearance sake he has to pretend he believes his own version of things,right to the bitter end)He should consider me as his 'bestis,bestis' friend images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Stranger]

Cheers Nursey, you have more patience than I.

[Nursey]

Wank's gone very quiet,don't you think?Maybe she's writing another essay about Ed while her 'sex starved' (well,that's what he tells her anyway) 'fiance' (ahem) lies there naked on the bed! images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Wank's gone very quiet,don't you think?Maybe she's writing another essay about Ed while her 'sex starved' (well,that's what he tells her anyway) 'fiance' (ahem) lies there naked on the bed! images/smiles/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Busy Busy Busy shagging an' shopping...

I forgot me snow boots... So I went out and bought a coupla pairs of Jimmy Choo's for me self and a pair of $80 snow boots that were reduced to $38... BARGIN

Im in for a white christmas ya see... I can't remember the last time it snowed in Essex... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Nursey]

http://us.a1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/a/sh/shoes_com/60x75_winterboot.gif
Ughhhhh...have you no shame!!?! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
http://us.a1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/a/sh/shoes_com/60x75_winterboot.gif
Ughhhhh...have you no shame!!?! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They would look fine with leggings and a saggy arse... what the fuck are you talking about? images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

[unlimited-time]

Fuck you wank that pic i sent you was meant for you and you along. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Cheezedawg]

What pic?

[unlimited-time]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quoteThey would look fine with leggings and a saggy arse
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif