You've Come a Long Way, Babies: The Olson Twins

[Emetic]

Anyone else ever used to beat off to those cute little Olson twins of the late sitcom - breeding ground of other great-talent-to-be like Bob Saget & Dave Coulier of "America's Funniest Home Videos" -- "Full House"?
http://home.collegeclub.com/emetic/files/olsons1.jpg

Hard to believe these little bitches are now 15. They've even got their own goddamn magazine:
http://home.collegeclub.com/emetic/files/olsons2.jpg

But this is what got my attention - here's the appropriately-called spread for a recent TV Guide story on 'em:
http://home.collegeclub.com/emetic/files/olsons3.jpg

Now, I want everyone to look at that shit and try to tell me that these little twats are not going to be doing lesbian porn films by the time they're 18... images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[yomamazagreasymofo]

I'm sure all of us would have preferred their doing porn the moment they could start walking on their own...but hell, 18 is better than never.

[Emetic]

It's just a shame that by the time their so-called careers as child-stars tank & they're forced into taking parts in low-budget skin flix (carpet-munching each other while an obese, bald, Viagra-tweaked Ron Jeremy is jerking his wrinkled member & money-shotting onto their backs), they'll be long past their prime.

I'll bet either Bob, Dave or that wild John Stamos is hoarding some clandestine back-stage skin-photos of those 2 from back in the day. That'll be a hot internet download.

[yomamazagreasymofo]

Oh, that would be a gem...Mary Kate & Ashley...two hot lesbian toddler twins getting themselves off on Bob Saget's nose. WooHoo!

[Disorder]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Emetic:
[B]...bald, Viagra-tweaked Ron Jeremy...[/i][QUOTE]

Ron Jeremy isnt bald....yet..

[Dwaine Scum]

Funny thing is I get those cunts to hasve cyber sex with me on-line... mary kate has a thing for being annally penatrated

[yomamazagreasymofo]

I can imagine them using one of those double ended dildos, with both of their assholes at each other (like that scene from "Requiem For a Dream").

[Nursey]

something like this!!?! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/naziassfuck.gif

[yomamazagreasymofo]

Pretty damn close. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Lomotil]

I think half of the male population out there is waiting for these two sluts to turn 18, while the other half are waiting to meet them in a dark alley somewhere long before...

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo:
(like that scene from "Requiem For a Dream").<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I saw that flick last week for the first time. I thought it was pretty fuckin' lame.

Oh, and I saw "Thirteen Ghosts" this weekend and it shoulda been a damn Disney movie. images/smiles/icon_sad.gif I also saw the new Kevin Spacey film, "K-Pax" and it was... well, fair.

As for the Olson twins, they'll always be broad-faced brats in my opinion...

http://www.marykateandashley.com/photogallery/images/1801.jpg

[b]EMETIC{/B] Enjoy the email that I sent you. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Emetic]

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[yomamazagreasymofo]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
[B]I saw that flick last week for the first time. I thought it was pretty fuckin' lame.
[B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I don't disagree with you on that. But, the scene of the two girls ass-dildoing each other like two connected trolley cars would have been much better had it been the Olson twins. That was my point.