So you want to play Emetic !!

[Skunk Man]

images/smiles/icon_mad.gif Emetic http://home.collegeclub.com/emetic/files/emetic_10.13.01.jpg


Name: Fred Miller
Gender: Male
Age: 19
College: University of Maryland College Park Campu
URL: (none)
Hometown: Cleavage Gap, TN
Current Residence: (none) MD
High School: Robert E. Lee Vocational
Major: Undecided/Undeclared


Anyone else ????

[Disorder]

hows about.. 'you're a cock sucking ass wipe spunkypants' yes thats right. I men, even the fact that you posted emetics details doesnt hide the fact that you are a dumb faggot. we dont care..ok? do you get it? you dumb fucking retard. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Dwaine Scum]

Thats not emetics details.. .not even close...

[Emetic]

Boy, you sure got the goods on me, SmegmaN. I'm mortified. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

Look, just don't tell any of my professors I come here, OK? I could get in trouble for using the school network like that. And gawd forbid my images/smiles/icon_eek.gif parents images/smiles/icon_eek.gif find out...

[PinkorBrown69]

Hehehe! Cleavage Gap! Hahaha!

*Envisages Emetic being stoped by British police for a random car check*
I can hear the conversation now...

Copper: Is this your car Sir?
Emetic: No, I hired it.
Copper: I see.. And your name please Sir?
Emetic: Fred Emetic.
Copper: And your Address Mr Emetic?
Emetic: Cleavage Gap.
Copper: I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
Emetic: Cleavage Gap.
Copper: Okay son, it's been a long night and I'm not in the mood. Your address please?
Emetic: It's Cleavage Gap!
Copper: This is your last chance. Your address?
Emetic: I'm tellin ya, it's Cleavage Gap!
Copper: ( Nods at partner ) Right! Hands behind your head!
Emetic: But there is a fucking Cleavage Gap!
Copper: I'm sure there is Mr Emetic, and you can tell us back at the station. Now stop struggling and save your strength for when we've got you in a cell.
Emetic: But there is a Cleavage Gap! There fucking is!
Copper: ( Talking to partner ) Do you think we should gas him?
2nd Copper: Well if he says it one more time I'm going to!

[Nursey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Copper: I'm sure there is Mr Emetic, and you can tell us back at the station. Now stop struggling and save your strength for when we've got you in a cell.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aaaaaaaah...see!That's one of your little fantasies slipping out in amongst that scenario there,Pinky! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Nursey]

Jesus!the title of this thread is pretty menacing...watch it everybody...SmegMan's gonna fuck us alllll up!!! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[PinkorBrown69]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Aaaaaaaah...see!That's one of your little fantasies slipping out in amongst that scenario there,Pinky! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*Puts finger to lips* Shhh....

[CecilBDemento]

Did some one say jailhouse sex?