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Dwaine Scum

10-26-2001, 06:14 PM

Its not like I was going to rape her... I just wanted to cum on her face... thats it... well maybe rape her, but not on the first date...

Nauseous

10-26-2001, 06:28 PM

Why wouldn't she want to talk to someone as charming as yourself, IMC?

Women are bitches, I tell ya! images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

Dwaine Scum

10-26-2001, 06:32 PM

come on.. you know you want my cock... along with everyone else...

Christ someone kill me please

Nauseous

10-26-2001, 06:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
Christ someone kill me please<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you sure about that?!? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

unlimited-time

10-26-2001, 06:36 PM

course i'll talk to you if i ever had my icq on and i never said anything about objecting to being raped

Dwaine Scum

10-26-2001, 06:42 PM

rape okay.... but not tonight.. i aste way to much sushi .... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

i_dont_wank

10-27-2001, 03:35 AM

Disorder wont talk to me at all... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Nursey

10-27-2001, 06:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
Disorder wont talk to me at all... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe it's because he feels so ashamed that his hormones took over where his rational thinking left off...he was in acute distress when he was telling me how he had 'betrayed himself' for 'overriding his 'and the 'repulsion signals' which were coming through fast and furiously -paying no heed and commanding himself to enter your ape-like,heaving mass until he had fully expressed the contents of his tender,young ballsack.The vision of his eager,wheezing brute of a new 'love interest',coupled with the odour which emanated from your love-canal(which he could only liken to that of a 'decaying rat he had found when he was 12')brought him into extreme odds with himself,and was beginning to release the disquieting sensations of self loathing that ocurred from being so intimately involved with you -in the form of self mutilation...i counselled him into forgiving himself and the internal screaming and disjointedness has settled down a bit-but i think you should really leave a wide berth for him for a while-just you skulk around in the shadows,preferably facing the wall,and try to keep the wheezing down a bit whenever Disorder comes into a thread-ok??? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Emetic

10-27-2001, 06:36 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Said I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
i ate way to much sushi .... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Reminds me: hey Wank - is it true that that makes ejaculate taste like pussy?

i_dont_wank

10-27-2001, 06:57 AM

Nursey

10-27-2001, 07:08 AM

WHAT KIND OF PRIMITIVE BRUTE ARE YOU WANK!!!!???!!You 'SPIT' at men when they want to MAKE LOVE to you!!?!I see Disorder only told me the HALF of it-and believe ME,that was BAD ENOUGH!!!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

i_dont_wank

10-27-2001, 07:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
WHAT KIND OF PRIMITIVE BRUTE ARE YOU WANK!!!!???!!You 'SPIT' at men when they want to MAKE LOVE to you!!?!I see Disorder only told me the HALF of it-and believe ME,that was BAD ENOUGH!!!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, I made him promise he wouldn't anyone the whole story as I am so ashamed...

It was all him though... I swear... I was just glad of the attention images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

pimpchichi

10-27-2001, 07:40 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Reminds me: hey Wank - is it true that that makes ejaculate taste like pussy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Wank:
I wouldn't know I spit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you know.. i spit out my gum when all the minty taste has gone... i don't swallow it

i_dont_wank

10-27-2001, 09:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
As much as i vouch for the benefits of 'creative visualisation',i think your little jaunt through the forum with your *ahem* obviously doctored pic depicting yourself as a sweet,bouyant,prancing little soul has gone quite far enough...i know that you've come a long way in accepting the facts of your matter,and deserved a little break,but it's time to get back to reality and remembering what a dull,greying mass of dead blubber you inhabit as your reference point in the realm of matter. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif
ORIGINAL:
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/wanktank.jpg
WANK'S TOUCHING PHOTO-MONTAGE
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/cool.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh images/smiles/icon_sad.gif I thought you might be impressed and proud of my progress seeing as you were the one who inspired me to get up of my 'fat' arse and do something about my obesity.

I was gonna get you a card and present and send them to you, to show you my gratitude... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Emetic

10-27-2001, 09:13 AM

Never mind the card/present bollocks - hurry up and show us yer tits. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

i_dont_wank

10-27-2001, 09:21 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Never mind the card/present bollocks - hurry up and show us yer tits. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not until I lost a few more stone (pounds)... I don't wanna upset you like I did Disorder... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

Nursey

10-27-2001, 09:32 AM

...do as he says,Wank...when you are as iritatingly weak-minded and obese as you,porn might be your only chance of gaining any popularity round here!

i_dont_wank

10-27-2001, 09:36 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...do as he says,Wank...when you are as iritatingly weak-minded and obese as you,porn might be your only chance of gaining any popularity round here!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well thats all I wanna be, popular images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

And to get popular I need to show my tits...?

Is any amount of popularity worth that? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Nursey

10-27-2001, 10:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Wank:
Well thats all I wanna be, popular images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

And to get popular I need to show my tits...?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ATTA GIRL WANK!!!!!NOW...you're learning! images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
However...here's where you let yourself down:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteIs any amount of popularity worth that? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

...and here is where i have a handy little patch for that bug...'Why bother with questions!?!?How can there be a problem if there isn't a [i]question! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Emetic

10-27-2001, 10:22 AM

Agonized Wank:
..to get popular I need to show my tits...?
Absolutely.

Is any amount of popularity worth that?
Hell, even that hoity-toity, pneumatically-endowed "Baywatch" cunt, Gina Lee Nolin, finally climbed off her high fucking horse and bared her tits and snatch in "Playboy" this month - if it's good enough for her...

Insofar as Nursey's advice carries wisdom, this is really a no-lose proposition for you. If you show us your tits, there are 2 possible results - they are either:

--Big, nice or nice & big: You immediately gain new-found approval, if not acclaim.

--Not so big or nice, even pathetically small: You immediately gain new-found approval for guts, if not sympathy.

How can you lose?

Nursey

10-27-2001, 08:11 PM

As much as i vouch for the benefits of 'creative visualisation',i think your little jaunt through the forum with your *ahem* obviously doctored pic depicting yourself as a sweet,bouyant,prancing little soul has gone quite far enough...i know that you've come a long way in accepting the facts of your matter,and deserved a little break,but it's time to get back to reality and remembering what a dull,greying mass of dead blubber you inhabit as your reference point in the realm of matter. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif
ORIGINAL:
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/wanktank.jpg
WANK'S TOUCHING PHOTO-MONTAGE
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/cool.jpg