Kid killah.... [Archive]

SexXy

10-22-2001, 11:47 AM

Dear kid killer,
Your a sick dememted son of a bitch. You are nothing but a sorry excuse for a human. Who the fuck do you think you are, sitting here talking about children like that.What posesses you to be such a dick sucking child hating bastard. In todays society if you said that shit to people in public you would be dead by now. People would fuck you up, do you understand that?! Do you even care?! Your way of thinking is not normal.Do you think its fucking funny to say shit like that? The funniest thing about it all is that
you are a fucking PUSSY WHO HIDES BEHIND HIS COMPUTER typing threatening, sick, disturbing FANTASIES. So keep living in your sick abnormal world you call life. Keep being the sick fuck that you are(hiding behind your computer) and sharing your demented ideas and disturbing fantasies with a bunch of complete strangers.Atleast you wont be shot dead for what you say, but your day will come and you will pay for all your horrible thoughts.

Live on being a pussy...

Cheezedawg

10-22-2001, 12:06 PM

Actually... IMC has a few valid points there. People only think babies are cute when they aren't the ones taking care of them. Set one of your buddies up with a baby for a week, and he'll be happy to throw it back in your face by the third day. You see, people enjoy things like freedom... sleep... fresh air... and relaxation. Babies force you to give up these things until its old enough to take care of itself. I hate shit. I hate noise. I love my freedom. And I love to relax. I can do none of these things while watching after some rugrat. Take it from an "Uncle" who has had to watch these devil creatures for months. I'm glad when I'm home away from everything.

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 12:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Actually... IMC has a few valid points there. People only think babies are cute when they aren't the ones taking care of them. Set one of your buddies up with a baby for a week, and he'll be happy to throw it back in your face by the third day. You see, people enjoy things like freedom... sleep... fresh air... and relaxation. Babies force you to give up these things until its old enough to take care of itself. I hate shit. I hate noise. I love my freedom. And I love to relax. I can do none of these things while watching after some rugrat. Take it from an "Uncle" who has had to watch these devil creatures for months. I'm glad when I'm home away from everything.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So you don't wanna start a family then?
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Emetic

10-22-2001, 12:15 PM

Diatribe originally spewed by Child_of_ThE_PoRN, formerly whiner-out-loud under the handle "ImOneSexxyBitch":

Your a sick dememted son of a bitch.
Not speaking on his behalf - I'm sure he'll get around to a reply himself - but I think you shouldn't compliment him if you generally meant to insult him.

Who the fuck do you think you are...What posesses you...
I'm just taking a wild shot here, but maybe he's someone who speaks what a no small number of people think about the subject?

In todays society if you said that shit to people in public you would be dead by now.
I suspect you must be referring to your local Joisey society. Outside of that, free speech hasn't warranted the death penalty in over a couple hundred years.

Your way of thinking is not normal.
A pity...

Do you think its fucking funny to say shit like that?
I do, for one.

The funniest thing about it all is that
you are a fucking PUSSY WHO HIDES BEHIND HIS COMPUTER...
{...she typed from behind her computer}
I'm sure this indictment is especially stinging, coming from someone who was so thoroughly and absolutely ranked images/smiles/icon_redface.gif under their original handle that they had to leave & crawl back in here months later under a new one. Now that'swhat I call really funny. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Shall we resurrect those wonderfully enjoyable threads from your past? What's everyone else think about such a deja vu moment?

SexXy

10-22-2001, 12:20 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
[B]Actually... IMC has a few valid points there. People only think babies are cute when they aren't the ones taking care of them. Set one of your buddies up with a baby for a week, and he'll be happy to throw it back in your face by the third day. You see, people enjoy things like freedom... sleep... fresh air... and relaxation. Babies force you to give up these things until its old enough to take care of itself. I hate shit. I hate noise. I love my freedom. And I love to relax. I can do none of these things while watching after some rugrat. B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Then dont have A FUCKING KID! But there are some of us out there who ARENT SELFISH and who dont mind spending a few of their years watching their child grow up, yea it might be alot of work but in the end its worth all the trouble. IMC just hasnt fucking grown up yet. Regardless of his actual age he himself is still just a "child"

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 12:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Child_of_ThE_PoRN:
Then dont have A FUCKING KID! But there are some of us out there who ARENT SELFISH and who dont mind spending a few of their years watching their child grow up, yea it might be alot of work but in the end its worth all the trouble. IMC just hasnt fucking grown up yet. Regardless of his actual age he himself is still just a "child"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I see you have a knack of trying to run other peoples lives... can you help me with mine? I can send you a few details of myself just tell me what I should do basically... Should I get married, should I have a child, should I buy low fat spread or regular? I can give you my phone number... and address you can come round and tell me what I like and don't like.
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Cheezedawg

10-22-2001, 12:31 PM

With all the fucking I do... I'm bound to have a kid out there somewhere. One of them is probally half goat. But in either case, like I said last night... LOVE is a myth. So why the hell would I bring a disgusting little kid into this shitbox of a world where people run around reproducing like rabbits and live on welfare? No thanks. I'll stick to fucking and jacking off if all else fails.

Emetic

10-22-2001, 12:33 PM

Superciliously blathered on CoRNhole Child:

But there are some of us out there who ARENT SELFISH and who dont mind spending a few of their years watching their child grow up
The issue is/was being subjected to the excruciating agony of others' children. Pay attention & stay on topic - there's still a lot of rich material to plumb here before we digress into such things as your poor comprehension of the term selfish or your inaccurate definition of few.

SexXy

10-22-2001, 12:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Diatribe originally spewed by Child_of_ThE_PoRN, formerly whiner-out-loud under the handle "ImOneSexxyBitch":

Your a sick dememted son of a bitch.
Not speaking on his behalf - I'm sure he'll get around to a reply himself - but I think you shouldn't compliment him if you generally meant to insult him.

Who the fuck do you think you are...What posesses you...
I'm just taking a wild shot here, but maybe he's someone who speaks what a no small number of people think about the subject?

In todays society if you said that shit to people in public you would be dead by now.
I suspect you must be referring to your local Joisey society. Outside of that, free speech hasn't warranted the death penalty in over a couple hundred years.

Your way of thinking is not normal.
A pity...

Do you think its fucking funny to say shit like that?
I do, for one.

The funniest thing about it all is that
you are a fucking PUSSY WHO HIDES BEHIND HIS COMPUTER...
{...she typed from behind her computer}
I'm sure this indictment is especially stinging, coming from someone who was so thoroughly and absolutely ranked images/smiles/icon_redface.gif under their original handle that they had to leave & crawl back in here months later under a new one. Now that'swhat I call really funny. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Shall we resurrect those wonderfully enjoyable threads from your past? What's everyone else think about such a deja vu moment?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok 1st of all fuck face...when someone calls me a sick demented son of a bitch, i dont take that as a compliment, but back to what i said earlier IMC is not a normal person therefore he probably would take it as a compliment.

2nd I dont know anyone that thinks that way. I dont know any normal person who goes about everything they do supporting the fact they wish to kill kids. Again he is not normal.

3rd I never said death penality i said he would be shot or killed if he said that shit in public. Meaning most people dont agree with his harsh statements/fantasies/ideas, and if he said it publicly i bet more then 90% of the people would be after his throat.
But again he will never have that probelm because he is a pussy who hides behind his computer saying these things.

4th Your just like IMC a sick bastard so i would exspect you to think that is funny. People like yourselves get no where in life.

5th yea your right i did type that behind from my computer but im not preaching some big fantasy/idea like IMC. He revolves everything he says/types around hating children and wishing death to them all. That is a big statement to be making.

AND LASTLY i was never hiding dip shit, i have a life I have been busy with school so I havent been around lately. And quite honestly I was sick of seeing the same bullshit around this forum, but i do drop a couple of lines here and there. By changing my name i WAS IN NO WAY TRYING TO HIDE, i made it clear it was ME IMONESEXXYBITCH...SO GUESS AGAIN
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Cheezedawg

10-22-2001, 12:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
Should I get married, should I have a child, should I buy low fat spread or regular? I can give you my phone number... and address you can come round and tell me what I like and don't like.
Please, because I don't have a mind of my own images/smiles/icon_sad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't get married. Love is a fucking lie. Marriage is only a lie that people tell each other to make them feel secure for a little while until your fucking whore of a spouse decides to fuck someone else. Just keep fucking everything and don't worry about marriage. Marriage doesn't last forever anymore. Now its just done out of convienence. Fuck it. Do whatever you want. Just remember that a sheep-raping, people victimizing, bald headed, sad excuse for a man told you not to when shit goes bad.

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 12:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
With all the fucking I do... and jacking off <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now your just showing off

pimpchichi

10-22-2001, 12:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy in the My true feelings on babies thread:
i think it a magical piece of creative prose... and it is all the more special because of the reactions it caused amongst you lot...
when will you ever learn...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 12:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Child_of_ThE_PoRN:

exspect... Hang on... What the fuck?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Cheezedawg

10-22-2001, 12:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
Now your just showing off<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nope. Let me tell you something. I was the guy who never wanted to fall in love. I just ran around fucking everything that moved. Told them all not to fall for me cause I would only break their heart. Low and behold... someone touched my heart and I gave it a shot and ley myself open up. I stopped with all the sex and chasing women and settled down. I treated her like a queen. What do I get in return? The shaft. Just as I thought. Love is bullshit.

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 12:58 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteJust remember that a sheep-raping, people victimizing, bald headed, sad excuse for a man told you not to when shit goes bad.[/B]

You sound sexy...

wanna fuck

Cheezedawg

10-22-2001, 01:09 PM

Nope

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 01:14 PM

But, I wanna make love

Cheezedawg

10-22-2001, 01:26 PM

How can you make something that doesn't exist?

unlimited-time

10-22-2001, 01:27 PM

Child of porn you really shouldn't get so stressed about whats written on these forums.They are only words ...if you dont like what IMC writes just avoid reading his posts.
This is the good thing about these sorts of places you can say what you like with no come back and not everyone really means what they say on here.
I mean last night i was in a chat room putting up avatars of dead people pissing myself laughing coz if was annoying the hell out of everyone else in the room, but in the real world i dont go round with a photo album stopping strangers in the street asking them "whatcha think?"
People have fun on here and just coz IMC is a little strange in his views dont blow your stack as i said before just avoid his posts. images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 01:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
How can you make something that doesn't exist?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn boy, you Got it bad...

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pimpchichi

10-22-2001, 01:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
I mean last night i was in a chat room putting up avatars of dead people pissing myself laughing coz if was annoying the hell out of everyone else in the room, but in the real world i dont go round with a photo album stopping strangers in the street asking them "whatcha think?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that's a really good way of putting it..

but rationality and logic are wasted on *ahem* child of porn because she's a dumb fucking cunt who thinks she's it.. when really she's shit

Emetic

10-22-2001, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by The Artist Formerly Known by Some Narcissistic Boast:

1st of all fuck face...
What a purty mouth you got on ya. Betchoo fit right in with the gang down on the cawnah.

2nd I dont know anyone that thinks that way.
Ergo, using JoiseyWorld inductive logic, the same must hold true universally.

Again he is not normal.
It's clear that you're still worshipping at the Altar of Normalcy, supplicating before the God of Group Approval. Don't worry- you might start to grow out of it by the time you're old enough to drink legally. But if not, then worry.

3rd I never said death penality i said he would be shot or killed
And the essential distinction between them you're trying to make is...?

4th Your just like IMC a sick bastard so i would exspect you to think that is funny. People like yourselves get no where in life.
I do take that as a compliment, considering the source. But I'm sure what really burns your butt is that people like myselves do get somewhere despite your kind, charitable wishes.

Or by chance is the source of your bile just projected anger at the fact that you're not?

i was never hiding dip shit...
Dip shit -- dip shit? Well, you... you are... you're just a... a... BIG DIRTY POOPY PANTS!

i have a life
Ah, more inspired prose images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

And quite honestly
As opposed to your usual bullshitting demeanor?

By changing my name i WAS IN NO WAY TRYING TO HIDE, i made it clear it was ME IMONESEXXYBITCH...SO GUESS AGAIN
I needn't guess again yet - you still haven't argued my charge, only sidestepped it: Why did you change your handle, if it had nothing to do with the roughing up you got in response to the spineless posturing you conducted under the old one? Hmm??

Dwaine Scum

10-22-2001, 03:40 PM

Hmmm I just scaned the forums really quick... I worked all day so I need to shower and whatnot... but ill start with this *chears throat*

Q: How do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice?

A: you wipe your bloddy cock off on her favorite teddy bear....

More nonsense to come soon... I love closed minded highschool mother sluts *ROTFLMAO*

Dwaine Scum

10-22-2001, 04:10 PM

where to start, where to start. First off, I have had a busy day at work so Im tired. (for the record I work at kindercare preschool, and trust me beating and abusing peoples children for 12 hours straight can be really tiring). Then I return home to read some drivil from Im oneswarmycuntoxygenthiefhumancontradiction. <BLOCKQUOTE>quoteYour a sick dememted son of a bitch. You are nothing but a sorry excuse for a human.
Thank you, comming from a close minded whaite trash gutter whore, Ill take that as a complment

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote Who the fuck do you think you are, sitting here talking about children like that.
The fact that I am "I Murder Children", and you are not

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote In todays society if you said that shit to people in public you would be dead by now. People would fuck you up,
no they don't. I am the exact same way I am in here everyday. People don't do shit except get offended and cry like a little bitch, Ironically just like you are right now. Ask IHN he has seen me in public, he will vouch for my actions.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote Do you think its fucking funny to say shit like that?
Fucking hillarious...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote Keep being the sick fuck that you are
Don't worry, I will.. I will try tofeend you whenever possible. Hook me up with your moms telephone number Ill call her tonight at 3 am and recite my article for her verbaitim (then ask her if she wants a donkey punch)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteAtleast you wont be shot dead for what you say, but your day will come and you will pay for all your horrible thoughts.
YEah I agree with you... freedom of speech just watch what you say huh? you are the patetic one here, and funny, everyone thinks the same way about you.. You get my vote for Ms. Censorship 2001, keep up the good work...

Your Favorite pussy
-IMC-

SexXy

10-22-2001, 05:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Don't get married. Love is a fucking lie. Just keep fucking everything and don't worry about marriage.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can you say dirtbag

SexXy

10-22-2001, 05:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Nope. Let me tell you something. I was the guy who never wanted to fall in love. I just ran around fucking everything that moved. Told them all not to fall for me cause I would only break their heart. Low and behold... someone touched my heart and I gave it a shot and ley myself open up. I stopped with all the sex and chasing women and settled down. I treated her like a queen. What do I get in return? The shaft. Just as I thought. Love is bullshit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awww cheeze, you arent as much of a scumbag as I thought! You doooo have a heart

Cheezedawg

10-22-2001, 05:59 PM

NO I don't have a heart. It was just crushed right before my fucking eyes. Nothing matters anymore. If anyone of you people has a fantasy about killing someone.... you can come and kill me. I won't hold it against you. I just really don't give a fuck anymore.

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 06:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
NO I don't have a heart. It was just crushed right before my fucking eyes. Nothing matters anymore. If anyone of you people has a fantasy about killing someone.... you can come and kill me. I won't hold it against you. I just really don't give a fuck anymore.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

times a great healer... just wait... the right girl will come along one day

SexXy

10-22-2001, 06:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
that's a really good way of putting it..

but rationality and logic are wasted on *ahem* child of porn because she's a dumb fucking cunt who thinks she's it.. when really she's shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fuck you Pimp im a hell of alot more
Itthen you and your sick friends are. Just cuz I have an opinion of IMC doesnt mean you have to be a fucking dick. You know what he says is fucked up, but your "big bad tough PIMP"--god forbid you be a softy and go against your forum buddy IMC.

SexXy

10-22-2001, 06:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Originally posted by The Artist Formerly Known by Some Narcissistic Boast:

1st of all fuck face...
What a purty mouth you got on ya. Betchoo fit right in with the gang down on the cawnah.

2nd I dont know anyone that thinks that way.
Ergo, using JoiseyWorld inductive logic, the same must hold true universally.

Again he is not normal.
It's clear that you're still worshipping at the Altar of Normalcy, supplicating before the God of Group Approval. Don't worry- you might start to grow out of it by the time you're old enough to drink legally. But if not, then worry.

3rd I never said death penality i said he would be shot or killed
And the essential distinction between them you're trying to make is...?

4th Your just like IMC a sick bastard so i would exspect you to think that is funny. People like yourselves get no where in life.
I do take that as a compliment, considering the source. But I'm sure what really burns your butt is that people like myselves do get somewhere despite your kind, charitable wishes.

Or by chance is the source of your bile just projected anger at the fact that you're not?

i was never hiding dip shit...
Dip shit -- dip shit? Well, you... you are... you're just a... a... BIG DIRTY POOPY PANTS!

i have a life
Ah, more inspired prose images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

And quite honestly
As opposed to your usual bullshitting demeanor?

By changing my name i WAS IN NO WAY TRYING TO HIDE, i made it clear it was ME IMONESEXXYBITCH...SO GUESS AGAIN
I needn't guess again yet - you still haven't argued my charge, only sidestepped it: Why did you change your handle, if it had nothing to do with the roughing up you got in response to the spineless posturing you conducted under the old one? Hmm??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok dont sit here and try to tell me that talking about killing babies is normal! It doesnt take group approval to say thats sick and abnormal.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteAnd the essential distinction between them you're trying to make is...?

Your fucking retarded reread your last reply to me where you said..."I suspect you must be referring to your local Joisey society. Outside of that, free speech hasn't warranted the death penalty in over a couple hundred years." I WASNT REFERING TO THE DEATH PENALITY, I WAS SIMPLY SAYING..THAT IF YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT PEOPLE WILL BE AT YOUR THROAT TO KILL YOU..GET IT NOW?

Where the fuck do you exspect to get? You will be licking the shit off toilet bowels for the rest of your life...FACE IT.

Yea dip shit thats what I fucking said...
D I P S H I T

And dont question why I changed my handle...IMC has changed his numerous times because he felt like it. If I felt threatened or "roughed up" by the forum group images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

SexXy

10-22-2001, 06:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Afghani Children too:
Atleast you wont be shot dead for what you say, but your day will come and you will pay for all your horrible thoughts. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
YEah I agree with you... freedom of speech just watch what you say huh? you are the patetic one here, and funny, everyone thinks the same way about you.. You get my vote for Ms. Censorship 2001, keep up the good work...

Your Favorite pussy
-IMC-

<BLOCKQUOTE>quotewhere to start, where to start. First off, I have had a busy day at work so Im tired. (for the record I work at kindercare preschool, and trust me beating and abusing peoples children for 12 hours straight can be really tiring).

You want a fucking cookie?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteThank you, comming from a close minded whaite trash gutter whore, Ill take that as a complment

Oh please you dont know me well enough to call me close minded. Im actually very open minded, but not to a bunch of dribble that comes out of your pathetic mouth. And I am not even close to a white trash gutter whore, I think you got me confused with your mother

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteThe fact that I am "I Murder Children", and you are not

Thank god

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>no they don't. I am the exact same way I am in here everyday. People don't do shit except get offended and cry like a little bitch, Ironically just like you are right now. Ask IHN he has seen me in public, he will vouch for my actions.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are so full of shit. Im sure the school that hired you to be their kindergarten teacher took into consideration "the comments you supposedly make everyday in publice" You are full of shit And beleive me, I am not crying like a little bitch.

Dwaine Scum

10-22-2001, 07:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> You are so full of shit. Im sure the school that hired you to be their kindergarten teacher took into consideration "the comments you supposedly make everyday in publice" You are full of shit And beleive me, I am not crying like a little bitch.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're not? well we do live in america. lets let the diplomatic people decide, Everyone in here PLEASE vote honestly:
Do you think Childoftheoxygenthives is beng a whieny bitch crying about the horrible words mean Mr, IMC posted or is she just being a jessie Helms wanna be trying to censor free speech?

lets let our peers decide shall we? Then I think you should be forced to wear there decision as your signature. (Ill also bet Sparky's life that if this is held up she will never post here again)

Emetic

10-22-2001, 07:00 PM

Ever-shrilly screeched CoRnhoLe Chile:
Your fucking retarded...I WASNT REFERING TO THE DEATH PENALITY, I WAS SIMPLY SAYING..THAT IF YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT PEOPLE WILL BE AT YOUR THROAT TO KILL YOU..GET IT NOW?
Nope, still in the dark. Please humor this retard for a moment and kindly explain the different degrees or states of being dead. Is it kind of along the line of being a little bit pregnant?

You will be licking the shit off toilet bowels for the rest of your life...
Nope, not my job - no need for it anyway as everyone around here knows to flush toilets after using them. You might want to pass the secret to your homeboys: "Psst - pull the silver handle & watch what happens!"

Yea dip shit thats what I fucking said...
D I P S H I T
"Well I know you are but what am I?"

And dont question why I changed my handle...
Too late - I already did, twice. Not to worry - your clumsy avoidance of a direct reply is no matter now. Your transparent refusal to do so implicitly provides all the answer anyone needs.

Are you enjoying your return to Fugly as much as you'd hoped? Do you feel yet the warm embrace of welcoming arms? images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Nicodemus

10-22-2001, 10:21 PM

Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.

Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.

Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby.

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Q: What's red and sits in a highchair?
A: A baby eating razor-blades.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: Baby playing with saranwrap.

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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby. (If on a diet use only one scoop)
A2: Take your foot off its head.

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Q: What's pink and red and bangs on glass?
A: A baby in the microwave.

Q: What's pink and red and bangs on glass every ten seconds?
A: Baby in a carousel microwave!
(works best if told while in a swivel chair)

Q: What's blue and knocks on glass?
A: A baby in a fishtank

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Q: What is charred black and smells really bad?
A1: A baby chewing on an extension cord.
A2: A baby in the fireplace.

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Q: What is red and swings back and forth?
A: Dead baby on a meathook.

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Q: How do you know when an elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!

Q: What do elephants use dead babies for?
A: Ben-wa balls

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a pinata!

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Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman on a children's playground!

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Q: What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
A: Pulling them off.

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Q5: What's red and white and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a blender

Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!

Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender face first?
A: So you can see it's feet pulling up into tiny little fists!

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
A: Ten dead babies in a garbage can.

Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A: A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

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Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.

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Q: What is easier to unload, a truck full of Dead Babies or a truck full
of bowling balls?
A: Dead Babies, you can use a pitchfork

Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A: So you can tell which ones are still alive.

Q: How do you know when you hit a live one?
A: The pitchfork shakes

Q: How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
A: Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.

Q: What is worse than that?
A: At the bottom of the pile, there was one trying to eat its way out

Q: What is worse than that?
A: It made it

Q: What is worse than that?
A: It went back for seconds!

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Q. Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line?
A. Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What's more fun that spinning a baby on a clothesline at 100MPH?
A: Stopping it with a cricket bat (thwok)

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Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
A: Getting it out of the tires.

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Q: How is a baby like a grape?
A: They both give a little wine when you squish them.

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Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a javelin through it's head.

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Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram?
A: Meals on wheels.

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Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the garage?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

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Q: What's red, sits in the front of mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: Whats red and white and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

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Q: What is red and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion!

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Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

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Q: What is red and white and hangs around in trees?
A: A baby that was hit by a snow thrower.

Q: What's red and white and is spread all over the lawn?
A: A baby run over by a lawn mower.

Q: What's red, white and green and is spread all over the lawn?
A: Same baby, two months later.

----------

Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
A: Ripping it back off.

----------

Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.

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Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles.
A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

----------

Q: What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
A: Twins in an acid bath.

----------

Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?
A: Because you get a womb with a view.

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Q: What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying?
A: With an axe.

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Q: What's better than tying babies to your bumper and crashing?
A: Tying them to your tires and skidding.

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Q: Why does the husband always bring boiling water at a birth?
A: In case the baby dies, he can make soup.

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Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot?
A : A Paedophile's arse

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Q: What do vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.

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Q: What do you call a baby on a stick?
A: A Kebabie.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

Q. What is brown and keeps it's juices in?
A. A baby in an oven bag.

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Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.

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Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
A: Dead babies make the best chum.

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Q. What was the baby doing on the wall?
A. Playing darts. It was the board.
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Q: What is 18" long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
A: Crib death.

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Q: What's worse (or more fun) than a dead baby in art class?
A: Pinning it up on the bulletin board.

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Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?
A: You can't gargle gravel.

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Q: Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
A: Because they're hand made

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Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?

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A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times and THROWS it against the wall....

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

The Nurse chuckles a little toherself 'April Fools', she says... He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!

---------- images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Nursey

10-23-2001, 06:52 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus:

A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.
Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....
SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times and THROWS it against the wall....
Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????
The Nurse chuckles a little toherself 'April Fools', she says... He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!

---------- images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*chuckle* ...that joke reminds me of the time when i was I had to do a brief stint in maternity and "accidentally" wrapped a baby so tightly in its blanket that by the time i handed it to its mother it had ceased breathing and had gone an alarmingly bluey-grey colour...i then shrieked,ripped it from its mothers arms,punched it in the head to 'shock it into breathing again' and proceeded with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.Afterwards,the docile cunt was on her knees hysterically thanking me-and now gets her ugly,fat little bastard kid to send me its demented scrawlings on each anniversary of its birth/'snatched from the jaws of death by the arms of an angel' day. images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

pimpchichi

10-23-2001, 12:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Afterwards,the docile cunt was on her knees hysterically thanking me-and now gets her ugly,fat little bastard kid to send me its demented scrawlings on each anniversary of its birth/'snatched from the jaws of death by the arms of an angel' day.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

'tis true.. the kid draws her a picture a week.. or writes a letter... and it's neurotic fuck of a mother sends 'em all in a big envelope on it's birthday... a whole years supply of kitty litter liner

pimpchichi

10-23-2001, 12:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Child_of_ThE_PoRN:
Fuck you Pimp im a hell of alot more Itthen you and your sick friends are.

*ahem*.. yeah ok... you are posting in this forum... so it will be read by the denizens of this forum... the outside world doesn't count.. only the people who will read your posts... in this forum they are your peers... and you will be judged by what you write in this forum by those who read and reply... judged by your peers... that will determine how you are received, and determine the reactions you get from your fellow posters...

you came in here declaring yourself to be so damn fine... so sexy..

It[/i]

you were subsequently challenged and found to be Shit

your claims of sexiness are full of shit and your personality is shit

[b]Just cuz I have an opinion of IMC<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you're entitled to your opinion of imc.. and i'm entitled to my opinion of you... you left your first impressions a long, long time ago.. your opinion of imc had nothing to do with it...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote[quote]doesnt mean you have to be a fucking dick.

i'll be whatever i want... and you already knew i was an asshole, especially since you shouted it a while back in nice big bold capital letters..

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteYou know what he says is fucked up

i helped him write it...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quotebut your "big bad tough PIMP"

and i'll huff and i'll puff...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote--god forbid you be a softy

god forbid

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteand go against your forum buddy IMC.

we like to think it's more than that.. *grasps IMC's outstretched hand*

SexXy

10-23-2001, 01:14 PM

Oh and lemme guess PImp...IMC helped you make up those witty little responses too. Aint that sweet

SexXy

10-23-2001, 01:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Emetic:

Nope, still in the dark. Please humor this retard for a moment and kindly explain the different degrees or states of being dead. Is it kind of along the line of being a little bit pregnant? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Again you are Fuckin Retarded You belong right up there with the demented Fugly retards.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote[quote]Nope, not my job - no need for it anyway as everyone around here knows to flush toilets after using them. You might want to pass the secret to your homeboys: "Psst - pull the silver handle & watch what happens!"

Oh when you say "everyone around here knows to flush toilets after using them" I sure hope you dont mean "everyone" as in the forum. You live in an online fugly forum fantasy world. How sad...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteToo late - I already did, twice. Not to worry - your clumsy avoidance of a direct reply is no matter now. Your transparent refusal to do so implicitly provides all the answer anyone needs.

Ok I didnt avoid a direct reply. Reread what I wrote, it may take you a few times to comprehend.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote Are you enjoying your return to Fugly as much as you'd hoped? Do you feel yet the warm embrace of welcoming arms?

Oh of course! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

SexXy

10-23-2001, 01:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Afghani Children too:
You're not? well we do live in america. lets let the diplomatic people decide, Everyone in here PLEASE vote honestly:
Do you think Childoftheoxygenthives is beng a whieny bitch crying about the horrible words mean Mr, IMC posted or is she just being a jessie Helms wanna be trying to censor free speech?

lets let our peers decide shall we? Then I think you should be forced to wear there decision as your signature. (Ill also bet Sparky's life that if this is held up she will never post here again)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That was a weak reply IMC. I guess you didnt have the help of your little buddy Pimp to fix it up. Maybe next time the 2 of you should work together like normal.
Just because I have an opinion DOESNT mean im being a whiney bitch
nor does it mean Im crying.

SexXy

10-23-2001, 01:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp:

[QUOTE] *ahem*.. yeah ok... you are posting in this forum... so it will be read by the denizens of this forum... the outside world doesn't count.. only the people who will read your posts... in this forum they are your peers... and you will be judged by what you write in this forum by those who read and reply... judged by your peers... that will determine how you are received, and determine the reactions you get from your fellow posters... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ohhh is that how it works. Thanx for informing me of how the forum works (as if I havent already figured out that in here its all about the judging of your witty responses)...how sick images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

pimpchichi

10-23-2001, 01:55 PM

let me explain... IMC sent me that and asked me what i thought..

i said "that'll stir the shit-pot.. post it and lets see what floats to the top"...

looks like you're the floater..

imc can't spell for shit.. so i corrected it.. after all.. such a hot topic deserves the best treatment... the extent of my help...

imc is a big boy with his own mind.. he don't need me to tell him what to write.. and vice versa..

(as if I havent already figured out that in here its all about the judging of your witty responses)...how sick

that's how most forums work.. so how is it sick?

Nursey

10-23-2001, 01:59 PM

On and an and an and an.... Child of the Porn...you have got to be the WHINEIEST fucking piece of BORING SHIT i think this forum has EVER seen! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

pimpchichi

10-23-2001, 02:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>PimpDaddy said:
"that'll stir the shit-pot.. post it and lets see what floats to the top"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and it's still rising seven and a half months later...

pimpchichi

10-23-2001, 02:05 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Ironically posted by Child_of_ThE_PoRN:
You live in an online fugly forum fantasy world. How sad...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you believe what you read here... i'd say thats considerably worse..

and i see thatn your grasp of the finer nuances of humour still hasn't improved in your absence...

SexXy

10-23-2001, 05:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
let me explain... IMC sent me that and asked me what i thought..

i said "that'll stir the shit-pot.. post it and lets see what floats to the top"...

looks like you're the floater..

imc can't spell for shit.. so i corrected it.. after all.. such a hot topic deserves the best treatment... the extent of my help...

imc is a big boy with his own mind.. he don't need me to tell him what to write.. and vice versa..

(as if I havent already figured out that in here its all about the judging of your witty responses)...how sick

that's how most forums work.. so how is it sick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you guys that obsessed with this forum? That you must foward what you are planning to type to your buddy to see what he thinks, to make sure its ok...You cant just wait and see for yourself. Thats pretty pathetic. Please, get a real life and stop living in the cyber forum world.

I bet your full of shit anyway, your just trying to cover up for the truth you already let out. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

SexXy

10-23-2001, 05:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
On and an and an and an.... Child of the Porn...you have got to be the WHINEIEST fucking piece of BORING SHIT i think this forum has EVER seen! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good call cunt
images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

SexXy

10-23-2001, 05:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
you believe what you read here... i'd say thats considerably worse..

and i see thatn your grasp of the finer nuances of humour still hasn't improved in your absence...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I beleive what I read? What do you mean by that? What is there not to beleive?? I made a topic of how much of a sick demented fuck IMC is...and ive heard more from your big mouth then from his..but thats besides the point. Please fill me in on what i beleive that I shouldnt? I know you cant be talking about IMC hating children/wanting to kill them or whatever because he said himself "he does/says the same things in public" so what is it that I clueless too?

Nursey

10-23-2001, 05:54 PM

I wonder if you remember this (and Child_tUrd_waS_BoRN...)

Nursey

10-23-2001, 05:56 PM

Which cunt was it that was responsible for pulling you out? images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/turdwoman.jpg

Emetic

10-23-2001, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by CoRnHoLe ChiLe:

Again you are Fuckin Retarded...{blah, blah}
And again you sidestep facing another of your many reasoning errors by defaulting to more epithets instead of answering a point raised.

sure hope you dont mean "everyone" as in the forum. You live in an online fugly forum fantasy world. [B]
I was referring to all the people I know in my geographic vicinity - of course I can't speak for the toilet habits of most of the Forum participants. I don't "live" in this Forum - I live in the world, of which this forum is a small subset. I participate here as it pleases and amuses me. Because I cannot see the participants - just as I cannot see the air I breathe - does that make either less than "real"?

But for argument's sake, supposing I do "live" here and that that's somehow "sad" - you're here, too (unfortunately) - how is your condition less sad? {can't wait to see her fancy footwork on that one}

[B]Ok I didnt avoid a direct reply
Yes, you did, and merely saying you didn't doesn't change or obscure the objective fact.

And to subsequent other incisive observations of yours:

Are you guys that obsessed with this forum?
No. Are you so obsessed with the acceptance that's now irretrievably beyond your grasp that there's no pathetic gesture or ridiculous statement that's beneath you? I mean, what's left for you now except to whore yourself?

Mind you, that may be your last and best chance. Great cock-sucking on your part would go a long way toward elevating you slightly from Dripping Crack Scum back to Lowly Forum Bitch. Titty pictures might help, too.

That you must foward what you are planning to type to your buddy to see what he thinks, to make sure its ok...
It's called 'proofreading' - an aid to those who might not be proficient typists or top-notch spellers , and a kindness to readers.

You cant just wait and see for yourself. Thats pretty pathetic. Please, get a real life and stop living in the cyber forum world.
Yep, it looks like indeed there is no ridiculous statement beneath you. Right now you resemble some agitator standing in the bleachers at a football game, haranguing the spectators: "What are you dopes doing? Why don't you get a life? This isn't real, it's fantasy! Are you stupid or what??? Yadda, yadda, yadda..."

The spectators chose to attend the game. They enjoy watching the game. They're having a good time - most have smiles on their faces....whereas you are standing there in the same place doing the same thing as them, only you're all pinch-faced, mad and overwrought at how others choose to amuse themselves.

A number of us 'here' in this 'fantasy world' are collectively busting a gut over what an irredeemably neurotic, childish cunt you have made yourself. We're laughing. You're pissed off.

Whether football or Forum - who's the real basket case in either picture, dear?

Dwaine Scum

10-23-2001, 09:32 PM

I goto work for one day and this flaccid whore is still bitching? I hope I get to babysit her kids oneday

Stranger

10-24-2001, 12:09 AM

IMC doesn't only post shyt about killing babies!
He also posts shyt about killing children, niggers of various races, ravers, sluts and hippies, along with crap about raping or maiming them and/or various members of their families. As you can see his interests are indeed quite varied.

They all have one thing in common however, they are likely to piss someone off, much to the amusement of the rest of us. If he had a preoccupation for killing, say, cocoroaches and mosquitos, things which nobody likes, we would all find his post and the subsequent replies terribley boring and bag him accordingly. (Surely you can relate to that).

But we are here for the entertainment value. And as such IMC's posts, and the replies they elicit, have proven very entertaining indeed. Yes, he is sick and fucked up,(and if I hear that teddy joke one more time I'll scream) but that is all part of the game. A game you are apparently loosing at the moment.
It isn't reality Beckie, not even close. Thank god.

Ps. + great downloads, but I still hate your guts IMC images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Nicodemus

10-24-2001, 01:53 AM

Q: What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
A: No one cries when you cut up a baby

Q: Whats's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: You take your steel capped boots off to jump on a trampoline

Q: What is a test tube baby's worst enemy?
A: A dingo with a straw.

Q: What's the difference between a candy bar and a baby.
A: About 500 calories.

Q: What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
A: About 10 minutes in a microwave.

Q: What's the best thing a blind, deaf baby can get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

Top Ten Things Overheard at the 1987 Academy Awards:

10: �Is that a dead baby, or Tattoo after a good night?�
9: �Is that a dead baby, or Michael J. Fox after a bad night?�
8: �That project's dead, baby.�
7: �Is that a dead baby, or a sack of primo blow?�
6: �Is that a dead baby, or Travolta's career?�
5: �It's about as heavy as a dead baby.�
4: �The baby's for later, Mr. Deluise.�
3: �Why is Richard Simmons dancing with a dead baby?�
2: �Is that a dead baby, or Michael Jackson's new flame?�
1: �Hey! Baby! How come you don't return my calls?�

If it's one thing I hate,(one of many) it's whining. It reminds me of babies. Go sell your PC bullshit somwhere else. I'm already beginning to wish that I'd been your mother... images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
http://operationrescue.org/images/front/baby16.jpg

Nicodemus

10-24-2001, 02:17 AM

Incidentally, ImOneStUpIdWhInEySlut, exactly what do you hope to accomplish with your tedious evangelical tantrums?

pimpchichi

10-24-2001, 11:41 AM

hey childish_porn_slut or ImOneTerriblyUnsexyWhore.. whatever it is you wanna be called...

maybe you could go to this forum..
http://www.killthechildren.com/forums/default.asp

and you could be righteously whiny there too!!!...

*wonders how long she'd last*

pimpchichi

10-24-2001, 02:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/turdwoman.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that's pretty fucking funny... i bet the abortion rate is high amongst careless porn stars

Emetic

10-24-2001, 08:00 PM

Isn't it obvious, Nico? She expects IMC to pause thoughtfully in reexamination of his value system, then conclude that he's been a naughty boy and rededicate himself to all things good and nice: helping old ladies cross the street (instead of pushing them off the curb in front of oncoming traffic, thereby shortening their tedious shuffle toward oblivion), buying 20 boxes of cookies from every Girl Scout who asks (instead of luring them into an alley for a little eye-opening meatcraft), and volunteering for Meals on Wheels delivery (but without jacking off an extra serving of gravy into Mrs O'Herlihy's mashed potatoes).

And we are to feel properly and thoroughly abashed at our own misanthropic tendencies, fly to the nearest confessional for absolution, then post profuse, flowery odes of gratitude to her for showing us the light; she in turn would gracefully grant us all clemency. We'd then turn our attention to petitioning & spaming Martin until he revamps the site into a kinder, gentler Fugly so that it resembles an online version of World's Funniest Home Videos - with virtual guest appearances and intros by, variously, Bob Saget, Dave Coulet & Tawny Kitaen, who prep us for uproarious MPEG clips of babies making funny faces and adults getting the old pie-in-the-face.

In the Forums, we could discuss our favorite Bible passages and explore/debate the levels of meaning. We would eventually get around to a minority outreach program where we invite in all types, shades & faiths of our global brothers for spirited, informative & often eye-opening discourse. Once that dialog is firmly established, we could expand it across the net, getting the whole, wide friggin' world into a big, collective group hug which would ultimately lead to total human enlightenment and the abolition of bigotry, prejudice, poverty, starvation and war.

Thus begins the 1000 Years of Peace on Earth.

Nursey

10-24-2001, 08:27 PM

...or in Child_that_ShouLd_neVer've_BeEn_BoRN's case 'porn-extras'...fatso sill hasn't posted pics to show what a 'sexy bitch' she is... images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Emetic

10-25-2001, 05:07 AM

Well, remember that her hard drive crashed earlier this year...and then her scanner wasn't working...and there's always that annoying photo-processing delay....and....

Lomotil

10-25-2001, 09:56 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Well, remember that her hard drive crashed earlier this year...and then her scanner wasn't working...and there's always that annoying photo-processing delay....and....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Where have I heard that before? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

pimpchichi

10-25-2001, 12:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
Where have I heard that before? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes Lomo ... Tornado pics...

pimpchichi

10-25-2001, 01:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
and there's always that annoying photo-processing delay<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah.. 1 hour for photographs or a bit longer if you want them as digital images... thats a helluva long time to wait for someone who's so busy busy busy strutting her sexy stuff

Lomotil

10-25-2001, 01:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
Yes Lomo ... Tornado pics...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They're coming...

Y'see, after my computer spontaneously combusted the other day, and the power company cut off my electricity, I was shocked to notice that my pictures had been stolen by an elf wearing green and purple satin stockings and bells on his boots!

All in good time.

Stranger

10-26-2001, 03:03 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
I was shocked to notice that my pictures had been stolen by an elf wearing green and purple satin stockings and bells on his boots!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Him and that bloody fairy!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

unlimited-time

10-26-2001, 05:33 PM

Dunno why i saw these pics and thought of u lot
http://www.angelfire.com/apes/limited/imac.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/apes/limited/imac.jpg

and these others are especially for the very nice arsed bitch :mad images/smiles/icon_redface.giff the forum

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/limited/pickledick.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/limited/cornflakes.jpg

unlimited-time

10-26-2001, 05:34 PM

fuck it double posted the same pic..other one is
http://www.angelfire.com/apes/limited/imac1.jpg

pimpchichi

10-26-2001, 06:01 PM

those baby as food pics are fakes.. it's some chinese artist he used dollparts and some meat.. chicken maybe?...

anyway.. it may be art but he's still sick, sick, sick!!!... isn't that right childishpornslut

unlimited-time

10-26-2001, 06:10 PM

can u see the pics coz all im getting is "Image Hosted by angelfuckingcuntyfire"
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Disorder

10-26-2001, 09:50 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
can u see the pics coz all im getting is "Image Hosted by angelfuckingcuntyfire"
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nope..ask pimp..or i might be able to host them..if you suck my dick..