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i_dont_wank

10-21-2001, 01:03 PM

If your neighbour is a big fat lez.
She's not the problem (until she kisses you on the check when she hasn't before)...
It's her psycho little lover.

how the fuck do you tell her you dont want anything to do with her? images/smiles/icon_sad.gif with out sounded mean and getting killed?

Stranger

10-21-2001, 01:34 PM

Why don't you tell her...
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by i'm_a_wanka:
Damn girl... your one fucking sick horney bitch

wanna fuck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Like you do to all the other women on here? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

unlimited-time

10-21-2001, 01:37 PM

Well wank if she looks anything like this... http://www.femalemuscle.com/galleries/whoswho/images/06.jpg

u drop your drawers and be gratefull she doesnt break your neck images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

pimpchichi

10-21-2001, 01:40 PM

you need to become mean temporarily and kill that psycho lesbo lover, and while you're in that bloodlust frenzy, rip off your neighbours lips (so she can't kiss you on the cheek)

you neighbour might be pissed for a while.. but i'm sure she'll forgive you in the long run.. because you'll have rid her of an irritating slut, and with the lack of lips there will be no chance of any uncomfortable pecks on the cheek to come between your friendship...

hope that helps...

i_dont_wank

10-21-2001, 01:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
Why don't you tell her...
Originally posted by i'm_a_wanka:
Damn girl... your one fucking sick horney bitch

wanna fuck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Like you do to all the other women on here? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

well i would but shes a fugly bitch...
and im only gonna fuck one person on here...
images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

i_dont_wank

10-21-2001, 01:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
you need to become mean temporarily and kill that psycho lesbo lover, and while you're in that bloodlust frenzy, rip off your neighbours lips (so she can't kiss you on the cheek)

you neighbour might be pissed for a while.. but i'm sure she'll forgive you in the long run.. because you'll have rid her of an irritating slut, and with the lack of lips there will be no chance of any uncomfortable pecks on the cheek to come between your friendship...

hope that helps...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

fucking good advice... it does help... but what instrument shall I use to rip her lips off though... i only have small hands... and she is a big dyke
images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

PinkorBrown69

10-21-2001, 01:49 PM

Hehehe! Damn i_d_w, that's the funniest signigture I've seen for ages!

i_dont_wank

10-21-2001, 01:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Hehehe! Damn i_d_w, that's the funniest signigture I've seen for ages!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

aww...thanks images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

i_dont_wank

10-21-2001, 01:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
aww...thanks images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought of it all on my own images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

unlimited-time

10-21-2001, 02:11 PM

then again ahe could look like this
http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/ohchrist1.jpg

then i'd follow pimps advise at all cost

Lomotil

10-21-2001, 04:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
im only gonna fuck one person on here...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gee... I wonder who that is... images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Disorder

10-21-2001, 10:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
and im only gonna fuck one person on here... images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and who might that bee images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 11:55 AM

what the fuck are you two on about about?...
it's Sky images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Sky

10-22-2001, 02:01 PM

Oi I aint a dyke! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 02:10 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Sky:
Oi I aint a dyke! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AWWW... don't tell me you haven't thought about it... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

I bet youd love it images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Just think... all the boys will wanna watch you images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Sky

10-22-2001, 02:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
AWWW... don't tell me you haven't thought about it... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

I bet youd love it images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Just think... all the boys will wanna watch you images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

1: No
2: No
3: boys? .... MEN!!

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

i_dont_wank

10-22-2001, 03:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
and who might that bee images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

only one 'e' sweety...

shall I say you?
can I say you?
I will say you images/smiles/icon_redface.gif