The size of that!!! [Archive]

i_dont_wank

10-20-2001, 02:58 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
For cunt that size u need a cock this big
http://www.ampland.com/humor/01/1008.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well... its not the length that matters... width width width

unlimited-time

10-20-2001, 04:02 PM

So this one no good then?
http://www.ampland.com/humor/01/081701.jpg

Nursey

10-20-2001, 05:04 PM

I'm sure i dreamt (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001187&p=2) this images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Nursey

10-20-2001, 05:08 PM

Spelt/spelled
Dreamt/dreamed

unlimited-time

10-20-2001, 05:40 PM

i dreamt to but i dreamt of these.
What a lovely bunch.
http://www.bmezine.com/extreme/free/cmhurt/saline4.jpg

http://www.bmezine.com/hard/free/bigballs.jpg

Nursey

10-20-2001, 06:07 PM

i would fucking LOVE a fat fucking wodge of scrotal tissue like those to bounce on,you with the crap name!!!I might rate you 2 instead of the 1 i thought about giving you before! images/smiles/icon_smile.gifSee,IMC? (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001442)

unlimited-time

10-20-2001, 06:26 PM

Thought u would all appreciate this man.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagez/purple_pixy7_380w.jpg

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagez/blueboyBalletPose3.jpg
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagez/peter_dancewear_sit1.jpg

and for his full range of costumes goto http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Then ask yourself "why?"

Nursey

10-20-2001, 06:30 PM

yeah we did...the first time round. images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Nursey

10-20-2001, 06:32 PM

...he teaches about Jesus to IHN's sisters kids or something images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

unlimited-time

10-20-2001, 06:32 PM

Haven't read all the other topics/replys on the forum so if i repeat anything please dont hesitate to point it out. Again.

Nursey

10-20-2001, 06:35 PM

I won't hesitate. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

unlimited-time

10-20-2001, 06:39 PM

lol thought not..ok how bout thses..had these ones on b4?

Ones to get the men hot

http://www.lightningfree.com/13/cap/h/pi/k06.jpg

images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Nursey

10-20-2001, 06:59 PM

well...i'd let it join in with one of me and pimps drug-warped,melty-genitalled sex-disco parties if it promised to get sandwiched in between in such a way that neither of us needed to look it in the face images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
The top one is a computer converged picture of me and Pimp! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

unlimited-time

10-20-2001, 07:01 PM

Sorry Nursey been through your hard drive and found the picks and merged then using psp ..i'll return the other pic i stole as well..who is it btw? http://209.10.173.23/one/PHOTOSA1/D57917.JPG

Nursey

10-20-2001, 07:04 PM

thats Spooky!!!I'm not supposed to still have that!!! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Nursey

10-20-2001, 07:09 PM

aka PinkorBrown

unlimited-time

10-20-2001, 07:15 PM

Little white lie there nursey..i guess if that one wasnt ment to be on your hard drive any more these ones should also be returned..sorry and next time i'll ask before i rummage around your temp files images/smiles/icon_sad.gif http://www.geocities.com/fashionavenue/stage/2218/18/222.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/angelatv/ang1_2001.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/angelatv/Ang207.jpg

pimpchichi

10-20-2001, 07:28 PM

seems everyones a hacker these days images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Nursey

10-20-2001, 07:30 PM

LOOK BITCH!!!I NEEDED PICS BEFORE INTERVIEWING THESE CUNTS TO BE MY 'HOMEHELP'...SPOOKY'S JUST HAPPENED TO GET ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN 'TEMP' ALONGSIDE images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

unlimited-time

10-20-2001, 08:26 PM

Coz i felt so bad about what i did Nursey..i've been in contact with a few of my old homehelp girls..heres a few pics of the top ones.
Take whichever one you want..all hard working and willing to do most things.
http://www.subrosa.eclipse.co.uk/Dcp_4186.jpg
http://fabulous.future.easyspace.com/page01/gs212s.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/andrea_uk1/photos/andrea_20000415_05.jpg
I hope you can see one that meets both yours and pimps taste..if not i'll go through my dwarf homehelp contast list next for you.They might not beable to reach high up things but they can certainly get into all the places larger helpers can't. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

pimpchichi

10-20-2001, 08:26 PM

you never told me the homehelp quit... i've told you before they don't welcome free unsolicited medical treatment... especially with the corroded instruments you use....

Nursey

10-20-2001, 09:21 PM

Top one's a bit too glamorous-Pimp doesn't like this as he gets some pretty disturbingly confused ideas if he is particularly addled after a long and fucky-thrust-fuelled night of drugged debauchery-then that goes slinking past!I don't see the bottom pair causing much of a problem,though...if they could come timidly shuffling in the next day to tidy up around us as we lie in stunned,dazed silence in the middle of the floor,not raising their voices above a whisper and carefully avoiding disturbing us,they can start tomorrow.Oh-they have heard of 'client confidentiality agreements',haven't they?

Nursey

10-20-2001, 10:10 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee:
you never told me the homehelp quit... i've told you before they don't welcome free unsolicited medical treatment... especially with the corroded instruments you use....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

sorry Pimp...but really...this one also had that furtive look about it...like it was possibly ~concealing~ some of our property in its lower rear cavity or something-i can't just stand by and be made a fool of like that!The rest was a free health check-well i was 'in the area' anyway,and the superficial lacerrations were simply due to this,nothing to be overly concerned about...i'll leave this next pair alone-they look much more dependable,and err-well there's 2 of them images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

PinkorBrown69

10-21-2001, 01:57 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
thats Spooky!!!I'm not supposed to still have that!!! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But you have though eh? That's nice...
Pimp not made you delete it yet?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteSPOOKY'S JUST HAPPENED TO GET ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN 'TEMP' ALONGSIDE

Dodgy excuse Nursey, you think he bought it? images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

pimpchichi

10-21-2001, 02:19 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Pimp not made you delete it yet?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

why delete it when she can make a nice animated gif with it?

PinkorBrown69

10-21-2001, 02:33 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
why delete it when she can make a nice animated gif with it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now that could yield some intresting results...

Nursey

10-21-2001, 04:07 AM

http://209.10.173.23/one/PHOTOSA1/D57917.JPG
How could i delete it,Pinky?I used to associate this pic with a caring,supportive ear...someone i could always turn to not just for advice-but in some cases step-by-step instructions on sensitive things like,say,dislodging foreign objects from ones lower region,though how you were so informed in this department is beyond me!It gave me the sense of assuredness one normally only gets when talking to a professional-somebody that truely understood from experience my predicament!!!And even though it turned out that all along you were tottering away like a gossipy secretary in that little fucking pencil skirt to whisper to the seething,mousey,reject frump about me,i look to that picture from time to time and pretend that you are still the ever smiling compassionate,angel you once had me believe,not the dirty,big machevellion tranny-whore of an office gossip type you so obviously are! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

pimpchichi

10-21-2001, 04:19 AM

Word!

{with a capital W}

PinkorBrown69

10-21-2001, 06:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
truely understood from experience my predicament!!![/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do...

pimpchichi

10-21-2001, 06:28 AM

you know how to dislodge foreign objects from your lower region?

PinkorBrown69

10-21-2001, 07:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
you know how to dislodge foreign objects from your lower region?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH! For the last time! If it's causing you so much discomfort Pimp, why don't you take some laxative. And if that don't work, go see your Doctor! How many times have I told Nursey? If she pushes them things too far in you (no matter how much you enjoy it!), it causes a blockage!

unlimited-time

10-21-2001, 11:11 AM

Damn them freakish bastards they're cut the links to their pics. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

pimpchichi

10-21-2001, 08:02 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
And if that don't work, go see your Doctor![/i]!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

for fucks sake pinky.. if i was willing to go to the doctor i wouldn't have asked nursey to seek your advice...

i was hoping for a step-by-step solution from you pinky, the guru of male anal intrusion...