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imported_dirty_sanchez
01-04-2001, 10:54 AM
I figure they can't run to fast so there's got to be all kinds of cool ways

Dwaine Scum
01-04-2001, 01:50 PM
I like the idea of pushing there wheelchair down a flight of stairs

Fecal Leaker
01-04-2001, 04:41 PM
give them a razor and teach the fuckers how to shave.....It would be best if they were epileptic retards for this method to work

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imported_dirty_sanchez
01-04-2001, 08:00 PM
I like to chase them with my riding lawn mower. It's really funny when you find one that doesn't know how to turn.

Psycho Bob
01-05-2001, 03:51 AM
i like locking them in straw huts with a packet of disposable lighters

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Good lookin' Corpse

Psycho Bob
01-05-2001, 03:58 AM
also there is the added joy of sticking them to the back of female blue whales during the mating season

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Good lookin' Corpse

Anti-Thesis
01-05-2001, 10:07 AM
I just throw them in a car and pump the exhaust in... Worked for my neighbour last week...
Maybe thats why he was evicted....
I don't think I'm getting my win 2001 cd back...
How am I gonna explain that one to microsoft..

Anti-Thesis
01-05-2001, 10:08 AM
Hey pimp.. you seem to have your head together when it comes to software... they're gonna be looking for beta testers soon for Windows Blackcomb... aka win 2002..

Dwaine Scum
01-05-2001, 11:42 AM
hey I a warez whore... and all I have to doo is take the test to get my MSCE I want to work on windows 2002

Anti-Thesis
01-05-2001, 12:08 PM
Well I'll let Ya'll know where to sign up when I get the notice from them....

Anti-Thesis
01-05-2001, 12:50 PM
I can check...