iM sO sToNeD

[darknessallaroundme]

I just got done smokin a three footer....im baked as fuck!!! fuck all you hoes!!! fuck the playaS!!!! fuck the newbie lamers!!!! fuck the world!!!! im gettin high for a livin not givin a fuck!!!! marijuana is everywhere!!!! i see leaves of green and sticky budz!!!! no stems no seeds!!!!! yea!!!!
realitybytes420@aol.com

[ June 07, 2001: Message edited by: darknessallaroundme ]

[ June 07, 2001: Message edited by: darknessallaroundme ]

[Icare]

<marquee>NANCING QUEER FUCKTARD</marquee>

[Biscuit Wise]

C'mon give the guy a break.He's just fuckin wierd like everyone else in here.
No i take that back,he is a "NANCING QUEER FUCKTARD"
Just done with a 3-footer?Do you really expect ppl to believe that shit.I told you a million times not to exagerate.
Why would anybody roll a 3-footer?It would take ages to build,loads of skins,loads of pot.I don't think it's worth the hassle.
Next time roll 3 1-footers

[darknessallaroundme]

not a three foot joint you fuckhead a three footer as in bong. dont say shit unless you know shit. why the fuck would i lie im not that desperate for attention ;>

[Icare]

I DON'T THINK MANY PEOPLE HERE CARE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GAYBOY NANCY-FESTS WITH ALL THE SORDED DETAILS SUCH AS HOW BIG YOUR MANCHUM'S 'BONGA'IS. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[darknessallaroundme]

i dont give a flying fuck what everyone else thinks....

[Disorder]

TONIGHT on HARDLINE...

We see an amazing flying fuck performed for the first time

Thats right after this...

[pimpchichi]

you know... it's been a while since we've had a real forum-bitch .. hi darknessallaroundme.. images/smiles/icon_mad.gifwelcome to the fold images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[PinkorBrown69]

<marquee>flying fuck</marquee>

[Silent But Deadly]

When I was a small boy…and I need to clarify that I was a small
heterosexual boy, whereas now I’m a full-blown heterosexual man who
enjoys intimate relationships exclusively with women, lest any of
you wisenheimers get the wrong idea…but anyway, when I was a small
boy, I used to spend lots of time wondering about house pets owned
by black people, were the pets black, too?

By the same tortured reasoning, when a gay chef in a gay bar cooks a hamburger, is the burger gay, too? And what about the person who eats it?


I have heard of these so-called “gay” people and their mysterious
practices. I have heard of their boisterous Pride Parades and their
disproportionate influence in the fashion industry. I have heard of
their Judy Garland biographies and Bette Midler videocassettes and
Laura Branigan CDs. I have heard of their amyl nitrite and their
Tony Awards and their clean teeth and their pet poodles and their
well-oiled armpits. I have heard of their cock rings and their
golden showers and their quivering prostate glands. I have heard of
their turd-encrusted peni and saggy sphincters blown-out like inner
tubes. I have heard of their analcentric politics and their jagged
glory holes and their virus-laden seminal fluids.


Very interesting, these gay people. But why are they called gay,
when not all of them seem happy? Must be the same reason there’s no
ham in a hamburger.


We already know that lesbians subsist on a diet of potato chips and
cheap beer, but what about male homosexuals? Do gay men eat the same
sort of food as real people? The hamburger is a good place to start.
It is more quintessentially American than, say, anal fisting. So
what about the gayburger? How does it differ from the burgers
produced by Giant Heterosexual Corporations?


I needed to know. So I decided to set my prejudices aside and sample
some of Manhattans’s homosexually oriented burger fare. I had my
fears, of course. I was scared about rampant rumors of Secret Gay
Sauces and vindictive homo-terrorist chefs. I was reasonably certain
that, despite my leather jacket and trim appearance, the gays would
be able to tell I was an interloper. And I made it clear, under NO
uncertain terms, that I wanted NO mayonnaise or melted cheese on my
gayburgers.


Most of Manhattans’s gay restaurants, and thus most of Manhattans’s
gay hamburgers, are clustered around “Vaseline Alley,” the notorious
homosexual ghetto tucked like a greasy salami in Downtown P-Town’s
backside. I have heard murmurs that the city’s Health Inspectors are
afraid to set foot in Vaseline Alley.


But not me. I needed to taste this forbidden meat.


I expected to find dingy S&M dungeons whose walls were spackled with
dried seminal fluids and crusty feces smeared like chocolate cake
frosting. Instead, I found pleasant, polite, color-coordinated,
well-groomed dining experiences. If it weren’t for the pumping disco
music, exclusively male clientele, and muscular, well-tanned waiters, one might think these were regular het bistros.


All told, I ate three gayburgers in three different gay restaurants.
To my relief, they were the BEST FUCKING HAMBURGERS I’VE EVER
EATEN!!! They were thoroughly delightful taste treats, and I can say
this without compromising my masculinity in any way. After all,
enjoying a gay hamburger is not tantamount to engaging in sexual
congress with a gay man.


The main difference between the gayburger and the hetero burger is
that gayburgers are much bigger. Lots more meat. For some
inscrutable reason, gay men seem to enjoy shoving huge slabs of beef
into their mouths.


There I sit, eating my gay hamburger. Gay patrons look over at me as
I wrap my eager mouth around a giant hunk of meat. The gay people
smile at me. I smile back courteously, my twinkling eyes saying, “I
don’t care what sort of blunt objects or furry rodents you shove up
your ass, that’s a damn fine hamburger!”


I am proud, and more than a little relieved, to report that never
once did I achieve an erection during my dining experiences, nor was
I in the least bit titillated by all the sweaty, muscular manflesh
swirling around me. Plus, no one tried to convert me, and I
appreciate that. I didn’t even have to make it clear that I didn’t
wish to suck anyone’s penis or penetrate their anuses.


I learned some very important lessons from all this…


I began to slowly realize that gay people are almost human. Gay
people eat food, too. And they need love, respect, self-empowerment,
dignity, and a sense of connectedness just like people who don’t
insert gerbils into their rectums.


Merely because they indulge in practices which God clearly condemns
doesn’t mean that they aren’t like us in many ways. And even though
they’re going to hell unless they repent, that doesn’t mean they
don’t experience what might properly be called emotions.


Gay people have hopes and dreams and bank accounts and mortgage
payments. They drive cars, take showers, and sleep in beds. They
slather shampoo on their hair and sprinkle talcum powder on their
achin’ tootsies. They breathe the same air as us and flush their
toilets into the same sewer system.


And they eat hamburgers. Delicious, oversized hamburgers!


Anyone who can cook such a bitchin’ burger doesn’t deserve to be
herded in gay concentration camps or persecuted for their
alternative lifestyle or strung up to die on lampposts or labeled
with nasty, unfair nicknames such as “pole-smoker,” “rump-wrangler,”
“peter-puffer,” “ass jockey,” “butt pirate,” or “cum-guzzlin’
Nancy-boy.”


Although I might recommend that gay people be forced to use separate
drinking fountains and rest rooms, I am not ashamed to assert that
they deserve equal treatment under the law.


Gay people enjoy a good hamburger just like the rest of us.
No...make that a GREAT hamburger. Right on, you gay people!


Stand up, gay people, and be proud of your hamburgers!

[tylenol44]

listen up fackoz! Dope is the earths way of uniting so fuck off all you wannabe junky fucks. If a boy wants to come into fugly and tell us all about how stoned he is than goddamn (this being a country based on free speech) let the bastard. Dope kicks ass. all you pussy fucks who protest drugs should kill yourself with anally induced queers- a new, slow death comprised of gettin butt fucked by one of SBD's queers with AIDS. fuck queers and fuck their burgers. Jesus Christ SBD, you should know better. images/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[darknessallaroundme]

fuck yeah drug knows where im comin from....dope is a way to enjoy yourself..not even just dope. i been smokin weed for 4 years now and i been doin coke for a year. drugs are the only escape from reality ...makes everything easier to deal with....if drugz arent your thing...fine. all im sayin is that drugs arent as bad as people make them seem. if i can hold a job and buy drugs then damn im still geting my responsabilities done and enjoy myself in my freetime.....which is all the time since i got fired. If your offended, i dont give a fuck. chill out....mellow down....and have fun in this short short life.

[Icare]

WATCH IT DOUG!!!NANCING SLUT-TARD WANTS TO 'SMOKE' YOUR 'MAN-BONGA' images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[pimpchichi]

isn't it great that even dope smoking homosexuals can find love on this forum..

[pimpchichi]

by the way doug... when has anyone in here said smoking weed is bad?..
*struggles to remember... fails*
most of us in here smoke just as much...

it's just that we have other things in our lives/minds to talk about too...

instead of going round shouting 'four two oh.. four two oh' like it's gonna make us look cool to anyone but peerpressured teenagers... it doesn't..
it marks you out as a kid straight away.. or an adult with the mentality of one... like a yellow star on your clothing...

and you are hardly a good advertisement for the legalisation of cannabis... dope

[ June 08, 2001: Message edited by: P. Diddy ]

[darknessallaroundme]

smokin weed is all i do. aint got nothin else to talk about.

[pimpchichi]

what about school.. tell us about that

[Icare]

...OR THE WAY PAPA GENTLY EASES YOUR HEAD DOWN ONTO HIS RIGID 'BONGA'...FAGGOT images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darknessallaroundme:
if i can hold a job and buy drugs then damn im still geting my responsabilities done and enjoy myself in my freetime.....which is all the time since i got fired.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

erm.... need i say more? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[darknessallaroundme]

and i got fired for doing drugs...allz i need is another job and im good to go. i dont talk about school because i dont go to school. i really sit home all day, smoke and go online. im a loser, who cares?

[Dwaine Scum]

Hey I like to smoke dope too, except I don't Have to act like a braggard nigger about it to impress people...

[darknessallaroundme]

i dont go braggin about it...its just all i have to talk about....drugs are my life....well since you all dont wannna hear the shit ill just change my topic.

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
Hey I like to smoke dope too, except I don't Have to act like a braggard nigger about it to impress people...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You don't?!?

[Icare]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darknessallaroundme:
i dont go braggin about it...its just all i have to talk about....drugs are my life....well since you all dont wannna hear the shit ill just change my topic.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_mad.gif SHIT-I'M STARTIN' TO FEEL SORRY FOR THE LITTLE NANCY-STICK GOBBLING WHIGGER BOY images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Icare]

<marquee> images/smiles/icon_mad.gifLOSER NANCING QUEER FUCKTARD images/smiles/icon_mad.gif</marquee>

[Dwaine Scum]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You don't?!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

when have you ever seen me talk in ebonics and "rap" about getting high? I thought you were going to kill yourself.. hurry up and quit fucking around

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
when have you ever seen me talk in ebonics and "rap" about getting high? I thought you were going to kill yourself.. hurry up and quit fucking around<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, IMC. I'm going to stay alive a little while longer, just to piss you off. You give me a reason to live. Knowing that I can "ruffle your feathers" makes my shitty, dull, miserable life a little brighter! I'm hearing a song right now. It's your favorite, IMC... "Did you ever know that your my hero?/And everything I would like to be/I can fly higher than an eagle/For you are the wind beneath my wings..." Hmmm... perhaps you like to see the whole song in it's entirety?

IMC's Song (also known as Wind Beneath My Wings)

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
To never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
While you were the one with all the strain.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
And everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
But I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings,
'Cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
So high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
Thank *Hell for you, the wind beneath my wings.

*altered lyric

[Dwaine Scum]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
No, IMC. I'm going to stay alive a little while longer, just to piss you off. You give me a reason to live. Knowing that I can "ruffle your feathers" makes my shitty, dull, miserable life a little brighter! I'm hearing a song right now. It's your favorite, IMC... "Did you ever know that your my hero?/And everything I would like to be/I can fly higher than an eagle/For you are the wind beneath my wings..." Hmmm... perhaps you like to see the whole song in it's entirety?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<font size = 5>Wow <font color =red><bold>kelly! </font color></bold>how did you know that was my favorite song <font color = red><bold>kelly?</font color></bold>

[PinkorBrown69]

Wow! I've never seen you shout like that befor IMC... That hit a raw nerve did it? And tell me your joking... 'Wind beneath my wings'? By Bet Midler? Your favourite song??? Getoutahere!!! Is that for real???

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
Wow <font color =red><bold>kelly! </font color></bold>how did you know that was my favorite song <font color = red><bold>kelly?</font color></bold><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHAHA images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif...

kelly... *snigger*

[darknessallaroundme]

Then out of the shadows came the monsterous figure.........a being unlike any ive seen before......it stared at me with beady red eyes.....its breath smelled of rotton sewer water.......i stared back, terriffied not only of my life, but the torture that lies ahead......for this was not the death id expected......but one sent for those seeking death.....and i knew that one wrong move would send it crazy......ripping and tearing at my flesh with its razor sharp teeth.....eating away at my helpless body..... feelings of regret run through my head......regret that i hadnt taken life seriously........because now im gonna pay.........for all the times i wished for death......wished i could just escape...........i never understood what death was really like........never thought that death is more horrible than the life i was living.......until now.
For now i am a wandering spirit.........to wander with the rest of the lost souls.......in search of something else.....something i cannot find.......something none of these others can find.......a better place than where i am now.
I call this my own prison.......an eternety in silence.......cut off from all human contact......all alone in this dark dark place.......im starting to realize how valuable my life really was.....
Then i found him.......the one i was hoping not to see but have worshipped all my life......the one and only satan.......his appearence is way to frightening for description......but as i stared into his face i started to fear for my being.........for he spoke not a word......his appearence alone is enough to make you fear.......
As i stared at the creature.......i began to think of all the times i preyed to this monster......thinking that it was the right thing to do.......now im going to have to pay for my sins......pay for what is wrong
I stare in horror as the demon pointed at me.......his long finger extended out to his vicious claw......and it was gone.......everything.........just pitch blackness is what im surrounded in......nothing can be worse than this......an eternety in darkness. I sit and cry........thinking of all that i had......alll i could still have....and now im forced to live with nothing......and nothing is what lies ahead for me. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Nursey]

yOu ArE So bOrInG images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Disorder]

yeah, he hasn't got the message yet...

violence is necessary!

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
Wow kelly! how did you know that was my favorite song kelly?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

All right everyone... My real name is Kelly. Why IMC had to blurt that out is beyond me. I guess he's bitter about something. Oh well, at least he spelled it right! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

[pimpchichi]

you know what they say about girls who's first name ends in an "ie"?

[Dwaine Scum]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
All right everyone... My real name is Kelly. Why IMC had to blurt that out is beyond me. I guess he's bitter about something. Oh well, at least he spelled it right! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Because I knew it would shut you up fpr a little while.. which it did. I just don't understand why you act like a fucking piece of shit to people who try to be nice to you. IKinda understand why no one likes you now

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
Because I knew it would shut you up fpr a little while.. which it did. I just don't understand why you act like a fucking piece of shit to people who try to be nice to you. IKinda understand why no one likes you now<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut me up?!?

Who's being nice to me? I think I'd go elsewhere (as in another site) if I wanted to be treated with respect. No one likes me? So what? A lot of the people who DO like me, don't even really know me. So what are you saying? That you know me really well? We've barely talked. On the few instances we did, it was apparent that you couldn't go too long without saying something really shitty to me. What the fuck do you expect?!? I only pick fun in here (the forum). I don't try to take this shit on a personal level. I don't need the added stress. Lighten up IMC!

[Dwaine Scum]

you know, you an pinky brown eye are two peas in a pod... all you want is attention, well this is the last bit of it you will get from me... ta-da~!

[Cheezedawg]

I'd bet any girl in here a blowjob that they can't guess my real name. (Snoodles.... if you are still around, stay the fuck from this. You lose even if you get it right. Chicks only. And Kitana gets her five bucks still when someone wins.)

[Nursey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
All right everyone... My real name is Kelly. Why IMC had to blurt that out is beyond me. I guess he's bitter about something. Oh well, at least he spelled it right! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

NO!Not bitter at all!Like everyone else here,I.M.C. thinks... http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/ky-big.bmp ...is a beautiful name,and can't help but raise his voice in adoration when he utters it!Relax and stop taking everything the wrong way!!!

[Nursey]

...And draBneSstOaTee,did you not see the huge enthusiasm your stirring tale images/smiles/icon_eek.gif evoked in the forum the first time round?? http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001050

[PinkorBrown69]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Why IMC had to blurt that out is beyond me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think it was because he could think of no witty comeback... It would seem that some people, when their caricature is under threat, just kinda panic and can think of nothing in reply. And so resort to using personal shit(hmm,'peas in a pod' springs to mind). Quite sad really.

And I know Nauseous posted your 'favourite song'(I guess it was your favourite HEHEHE) but that was some funny shit! And well worthy of posting...

But your reply on the other hand was nothing but LOW IMC... Really LOW...

[ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
NO!Not bitter at all!Like everyone else here,I.M.C. thinks... http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/ky-big.bmp ...is a beautiful name,and can't help but raise his voice in adoration when he utters it!Relax and stop taking everything the wrong way!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow... I'm impressed. That must have taken you at least two minutes to make. I used to hate my name, but seeing it displayed so realistically on a K-Y box (who would have ever thought of something so witty and original?!?) makes me realize it's not that bad at all. Hell, seeing that makes me feel like a kid again! Thanks! images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I used to hate my name.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i like my name.. (my real one).. i'm named after an archangel

EXORCISM (sign of cross where <font size=5 color="red">+</font> indicates)

In the name of Jesus Christ, our God and Lord, strengthened by the intercession of the Immaculate Virgin Mary, Mother of God, of Blessed Michael the Archangel, of the Blessed Apostles Peter and Paul and all the Saints, we confidently undertake to repulse the attacks and deceits of the devil.

Psalm 67: God arises; His enemies are scattered and those who hate Him flee before Him. As smoke is driven away, so are they driven; as wax melts before the fire, so the wicked perish at the presence of God.

Behold the Cross of the Lord, flee bands of enemies. He has conquered, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the offspring of David.
May thy mercy, Lord, descend upon us. as great as our hope in Thee.

We drive you from us, whoever you may be, unclean spirits, all satanic powers, all infernal invaders, all wicked legions, assemblies and sects; in the name and by the power of Our Lord Jesus Christ <font size=5 color="red">+</font> may you be snatched away and driven from the Church of God and from the souls made to the image and likeness of God and redeemed by the Precious Blood of the Divine Lamb. <font size=5 color="red">+</font> Most cunning serpent, you shall no more dare to deceive the human race, persecute the Church, torment God's elect and sift them as wheat. <font size=5 color="red">+</font>
The Most High God commands you, <font size=5 color="red">+</font> He with whom, in your great insolence, you still claim to be equal; "He who wants all men to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth".
God the Father commands you. <font size=5 color="red">+</font>
God the Holy Ghost commands you. <font size=5 color="red">+</font>
Christ, God's word made flesh, commands you. <font size=5 color="red">+</font>

He who came down from heaven to save our race out done through your envy, "humbled Himself, becoming obedient even unto death". He who has built His Church on the firm rock and declared that the gates of hell shall not prevail against Her, because He will dwell with Her "all days even to the end of the world"
The sacred Sign of the Cross commands you, <font size=5 color="red">+</font>
as does also the power of the mysteries of the Christian Faith. <font size=5 color="red">+</font>

The Glorious Mother of God, the Virgin Mary, commands you; <font size=5 color="red">+</font>
She who by her humility and from the first moment of her Immaculate Conception, crushed your proud head.

The Faith of the Holy Apostles Peter and Paul and of the other Apostles commands you. <font size=5 color="red">+</font>

The blood of the Martyrs and the pious intercession of all the saints command you. <font size=5 color="red">+</font>

Thus, cursed dragon, and you, diabolical legions, we adjure you by the living God, <font size=5 color="red">+</font>
by the true God, <font size=5 color="red">+</font>
by the holy God, <font size=5 color="red">+</font>
by the God, Who so loved the world that He gave up His only son, that every soul believing in Him might not perish, but have life everlasting; stop deceiving human creatures and pouring out to them the poison of eternal damnation; stop harming the Church and hindering her liberty.

Begone, Satan. inventor and master of all deceit, enemy of man's salvation. Give place to Christ in Whom you have found none of your works; give place to the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church acquitted be Christ at the price of His Blood. Stoop beneath the all-powerful Hand of God; tremble and flee when we invoke the Holy and terrible Name of Jesus, this Name which caused hell to tremble, this Name to which the Virtues, Powers and Dominations of heaven are humble submissives, this Name which the Cherubim and Seraphim praise unceasingly repeating; "Holy, Holy, Holy, is the Lord, the God of Armies."

V. O Lord, hear my prayer
R/. And let my cry come unto Thee
V. May the Lord be with thee
R/. And with thy spirit.

Let us pray: God of heaven, God of earth, God of Angels, God of Archangels, God of Patriarchs, God of prophets, God of Apostles, God of Martyrs, God of Confessors, God of Virgins, God who has power to give life after death and rest after work, because there is no other God than Thee and there can be no other, for Thou art the Creator of all things, visible and invisible, of whose reign there shall be no end, we humbly prostrate ourselves before Thy glorious Majesty and we beseech thee to deliver us by Thy power from all the tyranny of the infernal spirits, from their snares, their lies and their furious wickedness; deign, O lord, to grant us thy powerful protection and to keep us safe and sound. We beseech Thee through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen

From the snares of the devil, deliver us, O Lord.

That Thy Church may serve Thee in peace and liberty, we beseech Thee to hear us.

That Thou may crush down all enemies of Thy Church, we beseech Thee to hear us.

St Michael, the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan and all his evil spirits that roam about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quoteHell, seeing that makes me feel like a kid again! Thanks! images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

so.. KY jelly reminds you of your childhood... nice

[darknessallaroundme]

God smokes only the finest budz. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[pimpchichi]

http://website.lineone.net/~pimp.daddy/rustpuppet.jpg

[PinkorBrown69]

GOD blessed me with a scroll wheel.
http://www.jadedfreak.com/eve/pictures/crucified.gif

[ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]

[darknessallaroundme]

wAndering miNds

[ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: darknessallaroundme ]

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darknessallaroundme:
C:/asshole<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Oh well, at least he spelled it right! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and you couldn't extend that simple courtesy to him??...
his name is spelt Dwaine.. not Dwayne

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
GOD blessed me with a scroll wheel.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amen! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
I'd bet any girl in here a blowjob that they can't guess my real name. (Snoodles.... if you are still around, stay the fuck from this. You lose even if you get it right. Chicks only. And Kitana gets her five bucks still when someone wins.)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Do we get multiple guesses?

[Cheezedawg]

Sure. Why not. Although each wrong answer gets me another blow job and my wife another 5 bucks. But if you get it right.... I have to do the same for you and give Kitana five bucks if she is your pimpette as well.

[Dwaine Scum]

Lt told me your name once... I bet he knows it

[Cheezedawg]

Yeah. LT knows. But he wouldn't rat me out unless he really needed a 20 rock in a bad way.

[kitana]

are your initials J B?

[Cheezedawg]

Might be.

[darknessallaroundme]

fuck the world i hate everyone theyre backstabbers and liars...FUCK THE WORLD.....
(smokin crack does that to people)
fuckin backstabbin motherfuckers images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Nursey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darknessallaroundme:
fuck the world i hate everyone theyre backstabbers and liars...FUCK THE WORLD.....
(smokin crack does that to people)
fuckin backstabbin motherfuckers images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*Tries to stifle laughter*
...AWWWWW,Tardness-surely it can't be THAT bad!!?!

[ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: Nursey ]

[Nursey]

Ha ha ha ha ha....oops!You'll have to wait for someone else to reply now,so you can have your beloved black slot.

[ June 17, 2001: Message edited by: Nursey ]

[pimpchichi]

<font size=8 color="grey">SORTED!</font>

[ June 15, 2001: Message edited by: P. Diddy ]

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
are your initials J B?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Since we get multiple guesses;

Jimmy Buffet?
Jim Beam?
James Brown?
Jim Baker?
John Belushi?
(Judge) Joe Brown?
Joe Blow?

I'm dry right now... I'll try to think of some more.

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I'm dry right now....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

err...
*snigger*

[kitana]

i know what his last name is. i wont tell anyone, though. unless... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
err...
*snigger*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I walked right into that one.
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[pimpchichi]

it's called leading with the chin

[Cheezedawg]

Hmmmm. All close but no cigar. Let's see.... that means Kitana gets 35 bucks..... and I get 7 blowjobs. Hell. I'm liking this game already.

[Nauseous]

I'm not disqualified?

Uh-oh. I better limber up!

[kitana]

Cheezy: pass me the money images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[pimpchichi]

hey look i'm quoting again...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darknessallaroundme:
Then out of the shadows came the monsterous figure.........a being unlike any ive seen before......it stared at me with beady red eyes.....its breath smelled of rotton sewer water.......i stared back, terriffied not only of my life, but the torture that lies ahead......for this was not the death id expected......but one sent for those seeking death.....and i knew that one wrong move would send it crazy......ripping and tearing at my flesh with its razor sharp teeth.....eating away at my helpless body..... feelings of regret run through my head......regret that i hadnt taken life seriously........because now im gonna pay.........for all the times i wished for death......wished i could just escape...........i never understood what death was really like........never thought that death is more horrible than the life i was living.......until now.
For now i am a wandering spirit.........to wander with the rest of the lost souls.......in search of something else.....something i cannot find.......something none of these others can find.......a better place than where i am now.
I call this my own prison.......an eternety in silence.......cut off from all human contact......all alone in this dark dark place.......im starting to realize how valuable my life really was.....
Then i found him.......the one i was hoping not to see but have worshipped all my life......the one and only satan.......his appearence is way to frightening for description......but as i stared into his face i started to fear for my being.........for he spoke not a word......his appearence alone is enough to make you fear.......
As i stared at the creature.......i began to think of all the times i preyed to this monster......thinking that it was the right thing to do.......now im going to have to pay for my sins......pay for what is wrong
I stare in horror as the demon pointed at me.......his long finger extended out to his vicious claw......and it was gone.......everything.........just pitch blackness is what im surrounded in......nothing can be worse than this......an eternety in darkness. I sit and cry........thinking of all that i had......alll i could still have....and now im forced to live with nothing......and nothing is what lies ahead for me. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>