Icenhour
09-25-2008, 09:14 AM
So yesterday I go to the pill Doc, I have not been there since July 2007 and right after that I got preggers so I have been taking those meds now and just ran out.
He was a new Doc, and was always slow back then... but now his waiting room was full. I never noticed he was a Psychiatrist and that real crazy people go to him.... since the waiting room was always empty in the past - I just called him my pill doc.
As I sat there reading a JET magazine I started peeping up to watch the people. There was a woman that was having some type of scratching fit. It started with scratching her knee, then arm... then she went fucking nuts scratching her head. .. She said "I bet I just got lice from these seats" her hair was all messed up.. and she was doing the hardest scrapes on her bangs. I guess it is a mental thing.... that then I started itching...and so did half the people in there. WTF She got called back, and we all stopped itching... weird.
Then I started watching this 20ish pretty girl chewing the hell out her nails... she had her legs crossed and her foot was doing fast circles .... I looked at the other side of the room and there was a mom with a preteen boy with turrets (but no cuss words- DAMN )
After waiting nearly 40 minutes I get back there ... the doc is real nice and funny and slightly ghetto in his manner. He comes in and says "HEY good to see you again... man its nice to see someone normal... its a CRAAZY day" I told him about itching while watching the scratchy lady... he laughed and said ... "Man I know... she makes me want a bath... Im still itching from her"
He then says... "you put on some weight girl" as he is looking at my chart... and said "yeah we need to put you back on the Adderall.... and Im gonna give ya a script for Topamax - it will help ya shake off that mommy weight" He said "it works great with Adderall ... and you will be bangin in a few months" WTF does "BANGIN" mean??? gang bangin? banded up? I am so not cool... and up on the new slang... I am guessing it means - hot enough to fuck...which insults me saying I am not fuckable right now.
So I stop by Walgreens's get them filled and come home, and just now... I look it up
http://topamax-migraine-alternative.com/?OVRAW=topamax&OVKEY=topamax&OVMTC=standard&OVADID=6938310021&OVKWID=78085972521
now I am freaked out - this IS a youngish ghetto doc...and since he IS so unprofessional - if you met him on the streets you would think he owns a rap studio... and well it looks kinda creepy ... What do you think? I am freaked out by the - you cant stop taking it, I like the weight loss part
He was a new Doc, and was always slow back then... but now his waiting room was full. I never noticed he was a Psychiatrist and that real crazy people go to him.... since the waiting room was always empty in the past - I just called him my pill doc.
As I sat there reading a JET magazine I started peeping up to watch the people. There was a woman that was having some type of scratching fit. It started with scratching her knee, then arm... then she went fucking nuts scratching her head. .. She said "I bet I just got lice from these seats" her hair was all messed up.. and she was doing the hardest scrapes on her bangs. I guess it is a mental thing.... that then I started itching...and so did half the people in there. WTF She got called back, and we all stopped itching... weird.
Then I started watching this 20ish pretty girl chewing the hell out her nails... she had her legs crossed and her foot was doing fast circles .... I looked at the other side of the room and there was a mom with a preteen boy with turrets (but no cuss words- DAMN )
After waiting nearly 40 minutes I get back there ... the doc is real nice and funny and slightly ghetto in his manner. He comes in and says "HEY good to see you again... man its nice to see someone normal... its a CRAAZY day" I told him about itching while watching the scratchy lady... he laughed and said ... "Man I know... she makes me want a bath... Im still itching from her"
He then says... "you put on some weight girl" as he is looking at my chart... and said "yeah we need to put you back on the Adderall.... and Im gonna give ya a script for Topamax - it will help ya shake off that mommy weight" He said "it works great with Adderall ... and you will be bangin in a few months" WTF does "BANGIN" mean??? gang bangin? banded up? I am so not cool... and up on the new slang... I am guessing it means - hot enough to fuck...which insults me saying I am not fuckable right now.
So I stop by Walgreens's get them filled and come home, and just now... I look it up
http://topamax-migraine-alternative.com/?OVRAW=topamax&OVKEY=topamax&OVMTC=standard&OVADID=6938310021&OVKWID=78085972521
now I am freaked out - this IS a youngish ghetto doc...and since he IS so unprofessional - if you met him on the streets you would think he owns a rap studio... and well it looks kinda creepy ... What do you think? I am freaked out by the - you cant stop taking it, I like the weight loss part