Place your bets for Obama's VP pick

[JEFE]

I have 10 bucks to spend.

Who's left?

My money is on Joe Biden. Odds: 2 -1
Nader: 50 -1
Hillary: 10 - 1
Bill Clinton: 100 - 1

Any takers?

[JEFE]

And for all you long-shotters out there:

Dwaine Parker: Odds... 1,000,000,000 - 1

I will literally pay anyone who takes this bet 10 BILLION DOLLARS if Barack Obama picks Dwayne Scum as his Vice Presidential candidate.

[Lomotil]

So, you're biddin' on Biden?

[JEFE]

I win. You all suck.