I'm here..

[Pierce the Sex God]

Anyone home?

[IRISHBITCH]

Anyone, as in ....me? Yes! I'm here!

[Pierce the Sex God]

Wow - contact! It's been a long time. Always seem to miss each other. BB's been very quiet, no? What's new?

[IRISHBITCH]

So....what has you on fugly at this time of night? Or day....dunno which .

[IRISHBITCH]

Yeah...I've kept my distance as some of the men here became ...rude towards me.
So I changed the name...

[IRISHBITCH]

Most of them are aware of my identity...so I suppose it did nothing to solve my problem.
I've been off work due to construction.
They're adding on to work.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Night. The sun goes east to west...

Why am I here? Because I'm a sick and twisted freak. Hallelujah! I'm sick, but I'm proud of it. Everyone on campus figures me for this straight and narrow and chap, which I am, for the most part, but I do have a bit of a perv in me. I hope you can still love me!

[Pierce the Sex God]

Who's had it in for you? And how old did you say you were?

[IRISHBITCH]

I'll be 20 in march.
And I love it that you're a perv. I'm a bigger perv, though....I guarantee.
I don't hold it against you in the least.

[Pierce the Sex God]

must be writing a pretty long response...

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IRISHBITCH:
I'll be 20 in march.
And I love it that you're a perv. I'm a bigger perv, though....I guarantee.
I don't hold it against you in the least.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Hey, I'm your senior. I've been to the darkside, and you don't wanna go there! I dealt with some of the sickest shit, some of which I couldn't even do (though I retrospect I wish I had!).

[IRISHBITCH]

This one man wrote an ode to heather!
Something about wanting to jerk off while reading my posts! Ewww.

[Pierce the Sex God]

To me, that sounds like a compliment! Personally, I'd love to jerk off all over your sweet, full tits. I hope you don't hold that against me. I mean it in the sincerest way possible!

[IRISHBITCH]

I have had dominatrix training. I've done a few dark things! More than you'd think.
I have managed to cram a lot of experience into this young life!

[Pierce the Sex God]

Okay, so what's the strangest thing you've done?

[IRISHBITCH]

I would love it if you did that!
I don't find it offensive coming from you.
But this man knew nothing about me! He just blurted it out on the board!

[Dwaine Scum]

I am here too you limey nutsac biter!!!!!!

[IRISHBITCH]

Strangest? I have done genital torture on ex boyfriends... It's probably the strangest...it was really scary to watch...

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IRISHBITCH:
I have had dominatrix training. I've done a few dark things! More than you'd think.
I have managed to cram a lot of experience into this young life!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dominatrix [I] training [I/] ? Had no idea that you could go to school for that! That's pretty impressive.

I knew this one girl, she loved getting the crap kicked out of in bed. It was a little strange at first, feeling that cold, steel pipe in my hand, but when I started to whack her about her midsection, and when I heard her crying for mercy, I knew that I had discovered my destiny...to be the sickest BDSM master the world has ever known. Are you still into it?

[Dwaine Scum]

hey have you told your friend how stupid you are yet? I guess the concept 0f "chat room" is too complicated for brits... obviously so is "toothbrush"

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
I am here too you limey nutsac biter!!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, there, you greasy little fucker.

Hey Heather, is this one of the guys bugging you?

[IRISHBITCH]

You don't go to school for training. You work under a dominatrix and learn over the course of several months. And I am not going to let any man beat me! I do the beating! Hehe... but yes, I do find it interesting.
It's addictive!

[Dwaine Scum]

and anotherthing you limey cocksmoker... why don't europeans fucking bathe? you nasty diesed bunboys!!!!

[IRISHBITCH]

Not really. I.M.C. is my buddy. He's just full of piss and vinegar.

[Pierce the Sex God]

Well, as it happens, I enjoy giving it as much as I do receiving it. But I know my place in this relationship, so you won't have to worry about any resistance from me. My genitals are yours to mutilate.

[Dwaine Scum]

*lix my irish goddess* why you teasin this lime pud puller?

[IRISHBITCH]

Don't take anything he says seriously.
He's demented but nice.

[Pierce the Sex God]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IRISHBITCH:
Not really. I.M.C. is my buddy. He's just full of piss and vinegar. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds like a charming bloke.

[Dwaine Scum]

Limey pud puller even... http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif I got some 8 gauge piercing needles if you really want to have some fun...

[Dwaine Scum]

hey pierce your MUM finds it very charming when I stop by her flat with my 8 inches of gravity defing fun flesh!

[Pierce the Sex God]

Heather, I really to bang the shit out of you! To cream all over you tits - divine! I'd massage it in with my hands and let you suck my cock clean! And I'd suck your pussy until you beg me for mercy! I'd give you fifty orgasms in a row!

[IRISHBITCH]

I'm sorry Pierce. Don't hold it against me, please? I have nothing to do with the things he says.

[IRISHBITCH]

Hmmmm....sounds FUN!

[Dwaine Scum]

<font size = 7><blink><font color = lime> ITS TRUE!!!


ITS TRUE!!!


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Pierce is a limey turdburgler who gets off on the internet!!!!

[Dwaine Scum]

the limey bone smuggler left http://www.fugly.com/ubb/mad.gif no one to fuck with now

[IRISHBITCH]

I.M.C.! Be nice! Please?

[Dwaine Scum]

why should I?

[IRISHBITCH]

Because...you're my buddy...and you like me!
You could be civil for a while for me, couldn't you? Please? Please?

[Dwaine Scum]

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[IRISHBITCH]

I.M.C.! What are you mad at me for?
I didn't do anything to you.
Oh well. What are you up to?