Marijuana May Shrink Parts of the Brain

[Nauseous]

Aww... little shrunken pot heads... how cute!

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100204691&GT=31036

[MAJ Havoc]

But it also removes the part of the brain that makes you give a shit.

Peace, baby.

[Nauseous]

Everything is bad for you if you analyze it to death.

Every time you breathe, you are one breath closer to death.

[BullGod666]

Maybe that's what Ted Kennedy has been doing since his original diagnosis to make it possible for the surgery. When they first announced that he had cancer it was inoperable, but yesterday he had brain surgery while he was awake. Prolly had him breathing from a hookah while they fished around in his head. Bet they found all kinda filthy shit in there.

[Nauseous]

Makes me picture Hannibal feeding that guy his own brain.

[DangerousD]

Makes me picture Hannibal feeding that guy his own brain.

I was thinking the same thing when they said Kennedy was awake throughout the whole procedure so they could better tell if something was going wrong.

[MAJ Havoc]

I was awake during my vasectomy. It's basically the same thing because I think with my dick.

[Nauseous]

Was your vasectomy covered by insurance? My insurance co. won't pay for one. I think it's like 600 bucks or so out of pocket. It's not horribly expensive, but I'd rather use that money to pay off my Circuit City card.

[Fat-N-Sassy]

aint ever smoked marijuana nor pot in my lifeteam

[JEFE]

aint ever smoked marijuana nor pot in my lifeteam

Fat-n-sassy's Life team:

[MAJ Havoc]

Was your vasectomy covered by insurance?

Yes. It's preventative, like fixing a chip in your windshield rather than waiting to have to replace the whole thing. Insurance saves by paying for the snip and avoiding the possiblity of child birth and the subsequent child medical costs.

I guess.

But it's not like it was considered elective aesthetic surgery like my fanny lift or lyposuction. Wonder if my circumcision was covered? I'd have to ask the folks.

[Nauseous]

Hmm... Aetna won't pay for it. :confused:

[MAJ Havoc]

BC/BS did. Maybe you could have your husband kicked in the balls by an ostrich. Is there a zoo nearby?

[BullGod666]

Hmm... Aetna won't pay for it. :confused:

you could always go to the local craft store and get an exacto knife and feel for the vas deferens and cut away.
we should market a "Home Vasectomy Kit" with knife, a tube of max strength oragel for numbing and written directions. we could make millions. We could have dan write the directions as he prolly knows about mens balls and such.

[MAJ Havoc]

It's a pretty simple procedure. Add a crochet hook to fish the vas deferens from the incision spot and you're in. The do have home fertility kits at the drug store you could get to see if it "took." I'm tempted to test myself once a year just to make sure it's all good.

[phatboy]

It's a pretty simple procedure. Add a crochet hook to fish the vas deferens from the incision spot and you're in. The do have home fertility kits at the drug store you could get to see if it "took." I'm tempted to test myself once a year just to make sure it's all good.

So what do you call it when your alone, 'studying'?

:)

[Nauseous]

... or I could just not have sex. :)

[Fat-N-Sassy]

Fat-n-sassy's Life team:

arent you as thick as shit in the neck of a bottle!? you wood think something like that

i might puff on some sum pink cigar from time to time butt that is not what i mint

[Lyseria]

... or I could just not have sex. :)

You could try sex with women.

[Nauseous]

Or join a convent.

Would that be the same thing?

[Lomotil]

you could always go to the local craft store and get an exacto knife and feel for the vas deferens and cut away.
we should market a "Home Vasectomy Kit" with knife, a tube of max strength oragel for numbing and written directions. we could make millions. We could have dan write the directions as he prolly knows about mens balls and such.

No, we should send Dan a ready-made kit, complete with directions. Promise him 40 virgins or something. It seems to inspire other people on his level of reason.

[Lomotil]

I was thinking the same thing when they said Kennedy was awake throughout the whole procedure so they could better tell if something was going wrong.

Well, hell... If the man can survive driving a car into the ocean while intoxicated, and only saving his own sorry, rotten, (family-taught) corrupt self (at the expense of his lady friend passenger, whom drowned)--then what's the harm in cutting off his balls? That man should not have the privilege of spreading his tainted seed into society. Period.

In fact, they should've cut out his voice box, and whatever cerebral lobe responsible for written communication, as well.

Is it even common knowledge anymore that the reason the Kennedy family has had such an influence in society, is COMPLETELY because the ol' daddy had a 'heads up' on when the prohibition laws were to be repealed, and once again, alcohol was to be sold legally. That motherfucker had barges in the ocean just waiting in 'international waters,' FULL of liquor. Ready to roll in and be the first merchant to sell their alcohol as soon as the prohibition laws were repealed - a monopoly.

This is how the Kennedy family made their fortune. Underhanded, and completely selfish. Not surprising, and as the saying goes, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

Not much is spoken on this matter when you see a documentary.

[MAJ Havoc]

... or I could just not have sex. :)

Or just have sex with someone already fixed ;)

[Nauseous]

Well, hell... If the man can survive driving a car into the ocean while intoxicated, and only saving his own sorry, rotten, (family-taught) corrupt self (at the expense of his lady friend passenger, whom drowned)--then what's the harm in cutting off his balls? That man should not have the privilege of spreading his tainted seed into society. Period.


Dan was talking about the brain surgery.

I agree. The Kennedy family is cursed and probably with good reason. Although the one that crashed his plane... he may have not been so bad, I dunno.

[Nauseous]

Or just have sex with someone already fixed ;)

Are you trying to tell me to eff my dog in a round-a-bout way?

[MAJ Havoc]

Are you trying to tell me to eff my dog in a round-a-bout way?
Woof.

[Joeslogic]

Here is where I get accused of being political but I got to say it. My understanding is that the car rolled over on the passender side and the autopsey showed that Ted stepped on her body to get through the driver side window.

Dislocated shoulder and shoe marks on her shoulder arm and neck.

Nice guy a real winner.

[Joeslogic]

Fuck! autopsy

[MAJ Havoc]

Fuck! autopsy

Shit! passenger

[Nauseous]

Damn! Funny

[BullGod666]

Here is where I get accused of being political but I got to say it. My understanding is that the car rolled over on the passender side and the autopsey showed that Ted stepped on her body to get through the driver side window.

Dislocated shoulder and shoe marks on her shoulder arm and neck.

Nice guy a real winner.

Ted was driving a big Buick at the time, I believe, when they drove into the river. If only Ted had owned a VW beetle of that era this would not have happened, beetle's were rumored to float for 10 minutes, ample time to get the poor woman out. He did lose his drivers license for a time and get two years probation for killing her (I once again believe).
Seriously, Ted's a slimeball of the worst degree

[Lomotil]

Ted was driving a big Buick at the time, I believe, when they drove into the river. If only Ted had owned a VW beetle of that era this would not have happened, beetle's were rumored to float for 10 minutes, ample time to get the poor woman out. He did lose his drivers license for a time and get two years probation for killing her (I once again believe).
Seriously, Ted's a slimeball of the worst degree

I may be wrong here... But as I recall - it was a Volkswagen he was driving... :confused:

[BullGod666]

I may be wrong here... But as I recall - it was a Volkswagen he was driving... :confused:

You may be wrong, sorry, it was an oldsmobile not a buick. quote from wikipedia:

Kopechne left the party at 11:15 p.m. with Kennedy after he allegedly offered to drive her to catch the last ferry back to the Katama Shores Motor Inn in Edgartown where she was staying. (According to Kennedy, they left the party at 11:15 p.m. to catch the last ferry of the night -- at midnight. Kennedy stated, on his way to the ferry crossing back to Edgartown, he accidentally turned right onto Dyke Road - a dirt road - instead of bearing sharply left on Main Street (Chappaquiddick Rd) which was a paved road. After proceeding one-half mile, he descended a hill and came upon a narrow bridge set obliquely to the unlit road. Kennedy drove the 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 belonging to him, off the side of Dyke Bridge, and the car overturned into Poucha Pond, a fairly narrow tidal body of water. A Reader's Digest investigation estimated that the car was traveling at about 35 miles per hour when it left the bridge.

[BullGod666]

You may be wrong, sorry, it was an oldsmobile not a buick. quote from wikipedia:

Kennedy drove the 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 belonging to him, off the side of Dyke Bridge, and the car overturned into Poucha Pond, a fairly narrow tidal body of water. A Reader's Digest investigation estimated that the car was traveling at about 35 miles per hour when it left the bridge.

methinks they meant Delta 88. and I was wrong also.

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http://www.mofizixgr4fix.com/images/scuba.jpg

Don't know why the guy is smiling and holding a lightsaber.

[Nauseous]

Delmont 88, same thing. The Delmont 88 was introduced for 1967 and produced for just two years.

[BullGod666]

Delmont 88, same thing. The Delmont 88 was introduced for 1967 and produced for just two years.

Right you are, I never heard of a Delmont 88 'til I just googled it. looks like '68 it was a Delmont II

[Nauseous]

My friend had a Delta 88. It was a huge car. Probably the biggest car I have ever driven. I took it through the drive-thru one night and was freaking out that I was going to take out the speaker box and everything.

[ivantheterrible]

Everything is bad for you if you analyze it to death.

Every time you breathe, you are one breath closer to death.


that's a good one. i smoke. i smoke when i can. and i grow. but this year will be skimpy. someone stole a small patch. i have to check the other one to see how it is doing. i think they just dug them up. there were two there. don't know if they were male or female. if female, they fucked up, digging them up now stresses them to where more than likely they will hermaphrodite. i hope they got nuthin but males or a soon to be seedy buds.
fuckers.
oh, hi, i'm new.

[Nauseous]

Growing is never a good idea. It would make me a nervous wreck to do that.

[ivantheterrible]

the main problem isn't the cops. it is the damn theives. if anyone knows you grow, they will eventually try to figure out where it is. they are either too lazy or too paranoid to do it themselves. that's why i always spread them out in tiny patches all over the place. makes it also harder for the cops to spot them from the air.
i only visit them about once a month to check them. a miracle thing now is water crystals, a few in the bottom of the hole helps out in drought times. i have one more spot to check, and if it is gone, i will know who did it. then it is payback time.

[vw_luver]

pot doesnt kill yer ..... um whats that word...... o ya thinking parts :biggrin: