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dallaspark
05-16-2008, 04:20 PM
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers.


And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, Sprint and Verizon customer service reps.



It's getting ugly.
JEFE
05-16-2008, 09:08 PM
You should PM a girl on here named 'Nursey' and show her your thread. She'd get a real kick out of this. :)
rodkil1
05-18-2008, 12:24 PM
that made my day
llama
05-20-2008, 08:21 AM
That was the best one this week!
Melissa McMasters
05-20-2008, 11:55 AM
That was so funny:rolleyes:
darthgus
05-20-2008, 02:15 PM
we couldnt get that lucky. id support the end of hostilities if theyd get those smelly fuckers to shower.
Trpperisherb
05-20-2008, 02:17 PM
I don't even bother with them if they don't speak understandable english.
Nursey
05-22-2008, 06:00 AM
What has the Taliban got to do with Iraq? God, you people are stupid.
dallaspark
05-22-2008, 07:29 AM
Rag Heads they are, and regheads promident jobs. D'oh
Nursey
05-22-2008, 08:17 AM
Rag Heads they are, and regheads promident jobs. D'oh

I don't even bother with them if they don't speak understandable english.

D'oh!
ucicare
05-22-2008, 10:47 AM
Nursey -

Before you reply again to adolescent porn addicts, please remember that the pig likes it.


http://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?provider_id=309&size=550x550_mb&ptp_photo_id=1746298
JEFE
05-23-2008, 09:39 PM
Nursey -

Before you reply again to adolescent porn addicts, please remember that the pig likes it.


http://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?provider_id=309&size=550x550_mb&ptp_photo_id=1746298

Which one is the pig? I don't get that joke at all.
Nursey
05-25-2008, 10:43 AM
Which one is the pig?

You. Please refrain from asking morons to PM me.
big10donjuan
06-05-2008, 10:50 PM
aren't most of those jobs pretty stereotypical to Pakistanis and Indian people??? ... I'm pretty sure that Raul behind the counter is no closer in touch with Bin Laden than you are
JEFE
06-06-2008, 12:02 AM
You. Please refrain from asking morons to PM me.

Please PM Nursey with pictures of your cock.

Hers is bigger, trust me.

:)
dallaspark
06-06-2008, 11:41 AM
aren't most of those jobs pretty stereotypical to Pakistanis and Indian people??? ... I'm pretty sure that Raul behind the counter is no closer in touch with Bin Laden than you are

That could be, but in my over 20 years of dealing with them daily, I am not going to say that.
Dwaine Scum
06-07-2008, 01:02 PM
Please PM Nursey with pictures of your cock.

Hers is bigger, trust me.

:)
it's a known fact, any asswipe that makes a handle, bragging about the size of their dick, in real life, has an embarrassingly tiny one. Any guy with a huge ding dong, doesn't have to brag and/or advertise about it
bendover
08-11-2008, 01:31 AM
Now this is funny.
Lomotil
08-12-2008, 11:15 PM
Nursey -

Before you reply again to adolescent porn addicts, please remember that the pig likes it.


http://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?provider_id=309&size=550x550_mb&ptp_photo_id=1746298

That looks like Bill Clinton...
Lomotil
08-12-2008, 11:16 PM
Oh... I didn't even see his wife in the picture, too...
ucicare
08-13-2008, 12:33 PM
Oh... I didn't even see his wife in the picture, too...


Thats not Hillary, it's a barnyard intern.
Lomotil
08-14-2008, 11:41 PM
Thats not Hillary, it's a barnyard intern.

Well, his 'picks' all look the same, how was I to know?