sex sex sex

[rubicon85]

I'm lookin for it will you give it??

[lonniej2756]

maybe you can get somebody to airmail it to you

[Lomotil]

I'm lookin for it will you give it??

Sure. Go down the the grocery store and buy a watermelon. Cook it in the oven for 30 minutes on the lowest setting. Then, drill a hole the diameter and length of your dwarf penis, and let your instincts take over.

[Disorder]

You sound like you've been practicing there? :rolleyes:

[MAJ Havoc]

I'd advise seedless watermelon if you can find it.

[Lomotil]

Nursey provided a .gif of said 'head-butting' watermelon activities a while back...

Never would've thought of it if it wasn't for that one post...

[darthgus]

rubber glove lotion moist towel oh ya

[Dwaine Scum]

rubber glove lotion moist towel oh yayeah, looks like your love life is active. I hope you get hit by a fucking bus today

[darthgus]

no thats not very nive

[rybaker]

Yes! I agree with you.
Good luck!

[esmer75]

teşekkürler

[GAS]

I was under the impression there would be sex here.

[Dwaine Scum]

I was under the impression there would be sex here.there is, Im sure rubicon would love for you t o suck his cock

[softballchick]

hahh wow.... ya i hope you get hit by a buss too!

[softballchick]

woww....... thats all i gots to say... =/

[phuthulicious]

how fast do you want it...:p

[Lomotil]

Seed-spitting fast, baby. :rolleyes: