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Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No
11-07-2000, 03:47 PM
i leave it open to yall

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it is so true they cannot say anything they are dead =þ

thelorax
11-07-2000, 04:15 PM
"I like swimming!"

amputee_annie
11-07-2000, 05:10 PM
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Dwaine Scum
11-07-2000, 05:57 PM
Bad touch, bad touch!!!

I HATE NAGGERS
11-07-2000, 06:49 PM
That's ok Ford Scrote...maybe viagra will help...

Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No
11-07-2000, 07:42 PM
my personal fav is "my name is forrest, forrest gump"

Psycho Bob
11-07-2000, 07:43 PM
does drooling count?

amputee_annie
11-08-2000, 12:15 PM
but of course we couldnt have retarded sex without the drooling. in that case shitting yourself counts to.

Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No
11-08-2000, 08:50 PM
drooling and shitting oneself goes with out saying but i am looking for the verbal communication from one retard to another

d4ta_fukin_ang3ld
11-09-2000, 03:59 AM
Probably conversation would start off something like..hi i got 47 chromosomes ..how many do you have...

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He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.

Pervert
11-10-2000, 01:45 AM
hahaha! drooling... LOL thats funny....

The Desacrator
11-10-2000, 05:30 PM
this is how jerry lewis used to touch me!***Nothing Sacred, No one Spared***

amputee_annie
11-11-2000, 03:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
pervert....
heheehe....
hello oscar...
missing the chat??

oh yeah...
retards....
probably something like:
is that your leg or yours...
ah no .. dammit .. that's amputees
ah well...
haven't got a clue...
tell ya what... i'll go to the 'special school'... bang me some retarded slut and get back to ya....
the things i do for science eh!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i dont got any legs you retard

Dwaine Scum
11-11-2000, 07:20 PM
"My Name is Iceman, you have 7 weeks to live....."

Moe Lester
11-20-2000, 10:18 AM
I am Aladdin,......what's that?

Moe Lester
11-20-2000, 10:18 AM
I am Aladdin,......what's that?

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Live long, and Prosser.
M. Lester

CKY2K
11-20-2000, 02:26 PM
"I cant boom-boom no more."

Damn, I need to train my retards. Any suggestions how?


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pipinna caco tu irrumator

Psycho Bob
11-21-2000, 02:15 AM
cattle prods & twinkeys?

pLaYbOyBuNnY
12-04-2000, 04:16 PM
sex with a ritard....sounds like fun
!!!!!!!!

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lifes a bitch...until its its time to say cheese....thats when i come in

Psycho Bob
12-05-2000, 02:53 AM
is that an offer bunny cuz it aint a request

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

kellymama
12-06-2000, 02:52 PM
Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans! Just because my face is squishy doesn't mean i can't spread legs. Hey, i did win the gold in gymnastics at special olympics, can you say flexible. Haha, neither can i, it is hard to pronunciate.

imported_dirty_sanchez
01-03-2001, 11:55 AM
Daddy why are you touching my special place?