Bands I have listened to all X-mas (and x-mas eve) day

[Dwaine Scum]

Cradle of Filth, Exit-13, Hemdale, and People Haters... Look them up on napster you fucksticks...

[GreenAppleSplatters]

I've been listening to System of a down and Fear Factory these last few days.Strangely,they get me in the Christmas spirit.Am I weird?

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You da best he-bitch in my man stable.If I had two more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare.

[NoOpinion]

Lots of boney-m here.

[Tori_Anus]

WELL MR. IMC-i have listened to MY CAT'S SCREAMS as i swab the pussy(pus-not 'puss') fistulas that have formed on the inner wall of her rectum-CHRISTMAS DAY,and EVERY DAY,in fact,since your VISIT.The police have now been notified,and have what was left of turd in lab for forensic examination.STICK THAT ON YOUR PLATE AND EAT IT!!!!!! Tori

[Tori_Anus]

Hello Daddy,cant stay-am having to swab every hour,Bunty might not pull through this,will let you know how she's doing when you return...bye,Tori

[Dwaine Scum]

tori: Who knew you could get a whole fist up there? You still love me though right?

Pimp-- Deep fried mars bar? like the candy bar? holy shit! But I only eat at Bojangles like once a month... there is death in them there biscuits... they are good, just another nail in your coffin lid...

[Dwaine Scum]

Is there really any argument that the scotish people are the niggers of the U.K.? Wait until they get a KFC in scotland... with some fatback and collard Greens... man that shit is nasty... collards... I can eat spinich, sometimes cabbage, but I will listen to britney spears before I eat some collards

[Tori_Anus]

IMC-YOU BASTARD!!!GOT THE FILM that was in my camera developed-I THINK THE POLICE MIGHT BE INTERESTED in the tattoo that can be seen on the VISIBLE PART OF THE FOREARM! TORI

[Tori_Anus]

IMC-YOU BASTARD!!!GOT THE FILM that was in my camera developed-I THINK THE POLICE MIGHT BE INTERESTED in the tattoo that can be seen on the VISIBLE PART OF THE FOREARM! TORI

[Dwaine Scum]

which forearm? which tattoo?

[Tori_Anus]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by I Murder Children:
[B]tori: Who knew you could get a whole fist up there?

THAT ARM! TORI

[FunBobby]

no i think the English are the fucked up turds of the uk, which is no more, seeing as the welsh hate you, the scottish hate you, in fact im pretty sure the vast majority of the world hates you, and yet you have the gaul to call the scottish niggers,

u IMC are a racist prick m8, but even that could be forgiven, whats worse is that you are also stupid *sigh*

be well my children

have a nice day

FunBobby

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"Im going to thrash you to within an Inch of your life....and then take that Inch"

[Icare]

You strike me as rascist,FunBobby,i am-and proudly so-of americans and israeli's.Though i tolerate americans and israeli's who hate americans and israelis.

[Tori_Anus]

she is dead-my little feline princess.it happened at 1900 hrs GMT,and i had just finished singing 'icicle' to her. The vet noted cause of death as being "Acute rupturing of anal epithelium,periproctal abscesses resulting in anal fistula and septicaemia".SO-ARE YOU PROUD then Mr.IMC-I Murder Cats???i might write a song about this...TORI

[imported_dirty_sanchez]

I listened to Rokken and NKOTB, they get me in the mood

[Dwaine Scum]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
she is dead-my little feline princess.it happened at 1900 hrs GMT,and i had just finished singing 'icicle' to her. The vet noted cause of death as being "Acute rupturing of anal epithelium,periproctal abscesses resulting in anal fistula and septicaemia".SO-ARE YOU PROUD then Mr.IMC-I Murder Cats???i might write a song about this...TORI<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hey dont blame me becuase you got a defective cat

[Tori_Anus]

Well she seemed FINE to me until the day i got home to find her trying to dislodge frozen turd-Bastard...Anyway,i buried her today,i sang 'Just Say Goodbye' (by 'Charlotte Church')-check it out on napster or something-that song just gives me the gusto to keep on in the face of evil adversary...maybe YOU should try listening ,IMC!!!!!!!!!!

[Tori_Anus]

OK-'ADVERSITY' not 'adversary'-had to get that in before the Fugly teachers pets did...tori

[Tori_Anus]

...having said that,when it comes to 'FunBobby'-correct away-he deserves everything he gets...

[Schlauberger]

Merry Christmas,

What gets me in the Christmas is some System of A Down, Rammstein, some Deftones, and a little Biohazard. Combined with watching a quality porno.

Christoph
Frohe Weihnachten!

[timeforyumyums]

You wanna know what I listened to all god damn christmas? I listened to my spoiled bitch ass brat of a step sister moan groan bitch and complain about all her shit that she got, and what she didnt get. How is this right? How is it that I stand up to all 200 pounds of her fat 10 year old ass?

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I made snacks

[Tori_Anus]

OH NO!I hope that didn't anger pimp-he will remove me from his 'protection list' if i have!Er,I was meaning 'teachers pets' like 'Jew'(who seems more keen to stay in the 'retards' columns),so,sorry er....(shit-i think i've made it worse)...BYE!!!

[timeforyumyums]

Now see all that was uncalled for but I guess alot of this shit is uncalled for.
In the end the one hanging off the edge is the one who...just...lets...go.

Strap on? Strap on? DIRRRRTY. I have never had one of those before but if I ever do I will let you take your piggie and stick its hind legs in your boots and fuck the bacon right out of her while you watch me and my HOTT as girlfriend get it on. Deal?
greenapplesplaters knows how Hot my girlfriend really is. MMM MMM GOOD!

[timeforyumyums]

I am not in to the whole strap on thing but still yes I have a girlfriend and she means alot more then what people give us credit for.
I have a question for all the guys. What do you play little head games with your "girl"? I don't get it but I am really really really willin to learn more about this mating ritual.
Any takers care to answer this dare I say it, tough question ?

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I made snacks

[Dwaine Scum]

my idea of headgames involes a baseball bat, or billy club

[timeforyumyums]

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!

[Celestia]

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

* Dido
* Hustletown
* Eminem
* Suavehouse
* Creed

[/list]

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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing,but I think unicorns are kick ass!!

[Dwaine Scum]

you listen to Eminigger? I lost all respect I didnt have for you

[Icare]

Quick doctor-i think 'timeforyumyums' has a fever!And worse-i think it may be 'lockjaw' so you're going to have to take that temperature anally-sorry yumyums,but it will just be a little bit uncomfortable for a moment or two.

[Nursey]

Ok 'Icare' you can go now,i can take care of this.Are you ready yet 'doctor'?

[Nursey]

Ok,well i'm just going to give 'celestia' a quick jab of potassium chloride while i'm waiting.

[timeforyumyums]

I am a bi sexual female.
I am glad applegreensplatter told me about this thing. A site where you actually get to say EXACTLY what is on your mind and I must say that this is something greatly forgotten in this day and age.
Happy New Year's!

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I made snacks

[NoOpinion]

happy fucking new years everyone!

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Who are you and how did you get in here? Im a locksmith. And, im a locksmith

[timeforyumyums]

Well Merry fucking happy new year's to you too.
Awww I never knew you actually had sentimental feelings although you probabily don't and itis just all the conssumed alcohol you have had the plessure to down.

I hear ya with the whole count down. Its like "Hey lets stay up and wait till 12:01 to go to fuckin bed!" Nope nothing like stayin home chillin with some Bud light, XX and some cigarettes.
I like firey bacon!


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I made snacks

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Damn yumyums,you just got here and you talk like you own the fucking place.And quit with the fucking novels already.geez.

If it wasn't for drunken rants,I'd have about half as many posts as I do now Pimp.Hell,I don't think the forums would even exist without them.

Happy fucking new years!

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You da best he-bitch in my man stable.If I had two more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare.

[GreenAppleSplatters]

An injury-free night of drinking is rare for me.I always end up with some kind of cut or bruise.I hate that!
Congrats Pimp...

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You da best he-bitch in my man stable.If I had two more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare.