Everything you ever wanted to know about mating with dolphin

[Lomotil]

Who wouldn't want to show thier appreciation for nature and these magnificent creatures?
http://www.dolphinsex.org/

[GreenAppleSplatters]

I'm not touching that one dude.

[Stranger]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>The nature loving Lomotil directs our attention to:
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Wow! I'll never eat tuna again.

[Nursey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Wow! I'll never eat tuna again.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
yes-that's exactly what the young aussie dudes you lure round for "HESH BRAAANNIES" (in actual fact a sickening plot to bear your infrequently washed 'crack elf' genitalia at them in hope of procuring some hot,young blood action for the aged,ammonic 'love-cubby')say as they flee in terror from your house to your desperate calls of "KEEDS!!KEEDS!!COMMON BECK!!AWWWWW-KEEEDS-YEWWW LEETLE ESSHOLES!!!" images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Disorder]

Oi Noi!! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
yes-that's exactly what the young aussie dudes you lure round for "HESH BRAAANNIES" (in actual fact a sickening plot to bear your infrequently washed 'crack elf' genitalia at them in hope of procuring some hot,young blood action for the aged,ammonic 'love-cubby')say as they flee in terror from your house to your desperate calls of "KEEDS!!KEEDS!!COMMON BECK!!AWWWWW-KEEEDS-YEWWW LEETLE ESSHOLES!!!" images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Wow!! I'll never eat hash brownies again.

[Stranger]

Looks to me like ya better stop her guide dog from eating them too, he's having trouble typing.