I bet no one can tell me what this is!

[Dwaine Scum]

/*
TOP SECRET ********* Code
Project: *******(tm)
Projected release-date: MAY ****
$History$
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}

[Disorder]

source code

[Disorder]

sing to 'beatles - yellow submarine' ...

in the town, from which i came.
there was a man, who programmed games.

and he showed us lots of scenes.
from a mass of sub routines.

we debugged one just for fun.
hit complile it wouldnt run.

we all live in a yellow sub routine
a yellow sub routine, a yellow sub routine... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dwaine Scum]

Source code for what program?

[Disorder]

i am not gonna spoil it for everyone.. it's the language called 'C' anyway...

[Stranger]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
sing to 'beatles - yellow submarine' ...

in the town, from which i came.
there was a man, who programmed games.

and he showed us lots of scenes.
from a mass of sub routines.

we debugged one just for fun.
hit complile it wouldnt run.

we all live in a yellow sub routine
a yellow sub routine, a yellow sub routine... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And our friends are just as bored
Cos we can't afford a whore

And nobody will employus
So we sit here and code a virus

We all live in a life like a latrine
Life like a latrine, life like a latrine...