Why send a retard to school?

[Slappy Joe]

Why should My tax money go to sending retards like Harlan to school? They never learn anything!!!!

[Dwaine Scum]

they learn lots of things... like shitting in urinals, and jerking-off in public...

[IRISHBITCH]

Nah! Jerking off in public is a natural retard instinct.

[Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No]

the only good retard is a home schooled retard. saves me money. Yes jerking off in public is a natural instinct but it is the education system that has tought them to both share this information bout jerking off with other and also the learned skill to save evidence of the act

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it is so true they cannot say anything they are dead =þ

[Dwaine Scum]

thats where all my tax money is going? Damnit!!!

[Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No]

i am afraid so IMC but i think we chould just put the retards on an island with like 1 twinkie a day and see who survives (if they all die the first day that would still kick ass)

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it is so true they cannot say anything they are dead =þ

[Psycho Bob]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No:
i am afraid so IMC but i think we chould just put the retards on an island with like 1 twinkie a day and see who survives (if they all die the first day that would still kick ass)

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thats is not a new idea, us British did it quite some time ago, our little retard island is called australia

[Jurkin 24-7]

.....and what is with these retards in the workforce? like theres not million jobs that can't be done from a locked basement and freakin Mick'y dee's has 'em servin fry's, fuck that !

[Tori_Anus]

But there are the exceptions to break the rule...take the girl who sings along with the headphones in the new 'chicken tonight' advert.

[Jurkin 24-7]

i gained a whole new respect for retards when i saw this........ www.freakfarm.com/retardedadvice (http://www.freakfarm.com/retardedadvice)

[amputee_annie]

retards servin' up fries and baggin' up yer groceries. what is this world coming to?

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it dont matter if i give a shit its shit that you gave me

[xdustinx]

this is really long but read it all cause its really funny & true.why the hell do they send retards to school? i can think of a few good reasons i mean at my school all we do all lunch period is make fun of tards. theres one that we call booger that starts screaming at you if you say booger or poop & then if you say your an alien he starts chanting "sieze him seize him" over & over again. then theres this other one named james gartner who if you tell him a girl likes him hell go up & start touching them then if you go up & touch the girl hes touching hell start growling at you & showing his teeth & hell freak out if you pick him up then sometimes we will call his house & say were a "pretty girl with big boobs" & hell start masturbating hell go nt nt nt NNNTTT!!! (i think thats how you spell the noise he makes). then theres tommy tommy just talks to us like a normal kid but one time he got mad & choked this tard girl for like 2 minuets it was fucking cool. theres also steven if you call him steve he starts screaming & goes & tells on you auctually he tells on you if you do anything like at lunch he trys to help the tray washing bitch boy & he yells at you & hes determined to keep all of the chairs pushed in at all the tables so i got & pull them all out just to make him mad he walks funny & has a lazy eye. then theres 2 chair tards ones not funny at all but the other one when he gets happy hell start going woop woooooop woooooooooooop really loud like youcan hear him all the way down the hall. theres a few more but there not funny at all so i dont care about them they just sit on the stairs at lunch & try to look cool so i always walk by & say boogers crew was hardcore

[Jurkin 24-7]

you guys got some killer tards, where the hell do you go to school?
We had a kinda tard around my old hood. He had "terets". so he wasn't like full on retarded but close enough. He would see his fat neighbor come out in his undies to get the mail and start screamin "yeah fat ass, woo woo woo woo". He would like punch himself in the freakin face and shit. He was an ok kid, just that kinda shit is like instant amusement.

[Psycho Bob]

awaits video in eager anticipation

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Anti-Thesis]

A retard once called me "Wrestlin' Sting" and threw a hundred bucks at me.. I guess it was disability payday. It was also RAW night.

[GreenAppleSplatters]

What am I doing here? I've just wasted a good 30 seconds of my life writing this piece of shit.I suck,you suck,we all suck.
Spank my ass

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Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex

[xdustinx]

i would love to tape it but until i can afford one of those cameras that i can hide in my left nostril cause i dont think the hand held camrea would be a very good idea those retarted bastards nearly got me suspended just a couple weeks ago
by the way everyone send hate mail to Adrienneisfine@aol.com cause she tried to make me feel bad about my last post

[xdustinx]

one other thing i forgot in case there was any confusion a chair tard is a tard in a wheelchair

[Jurkin 24-7]

a friend of mine works for Kennedy Krieger institute, some kinda retard center, and she got bit yesterday by this big tard. she had to have like, shots and shit. those things are like fuckin animals.

[Psycho Bob]

cheers for the warning i'll keep my distance from tards in the future

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Jurkin 24-7]

its a common misconception, but actually not all tards are dangerous, just the ones they dont keep muzzles on....and chair tards are safe within like a 5 foot radius.

that reminds me to beat my pet tard when i get home, he's got this circular track worn in the yard from running around the tree i have him tied to.

[xdustinx]

on the contrary chair tards are very dangerous have you ever been hit by i speeding motorized wheelchair?

[xdustinx]

sorry about that by A speeding motorized wheelchair

[Jurkin 24-7]

ahhh, excellent point.
i've only seen them go in circles.

[Psycho Bob]

what about the 4x4 all terrain models?

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Jurkin 24-7]

who said i'm not handicapped?......or black or fat or retarded for that matter.

it makes me wonder exactly what people expect when they come to a site called fugly and click on the retard forum.

but thanks for letting us "get your goat"
isnt that the point in putting all this shit on here?

[Psycho Bob]

u mean when i came here for love advice i was badly mistaken? i gain all my cultural diversity from these forums i'll have u know!

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Jurkin 24-7]

i would never lead anyone astray in the love catagory, but the only love advice i have is to always keep a camera on hand and send the pics to you know who.

[Jurkin 24-7]

are we talkin 4x4's for retards still, or just for any old cripple?
that could make a difference,
(both of which would be funny of course)

[Snooguns]

Look I enjoy a pisstake as much as anyone but you lot are a bunch of fuckups. I know plenty of handicapped ppl so I sympathise with ppl with such disorders. You guys are tempting fate anyway - could be your kids who are the next generation of "retards". Assholes.

[Snooguns]

Your tax money also goes on the immigrants and countless illegitimate babies, why not worry about them...

[xdustinx]

i would like to send this post out to that stupid bitch shooguns if i had a retarted kid i would kill it & feed it to local dogs before it got big enough to cause a real problem & about al of those illegal immagrants & illigitament babies i wish the same ill fate on them as i do retards

[imported_dirty_sanchez]

What's with all the ones working at Kroger?
I swear to God, the last thing I want is one of those nasty little fuckers getting there dirty hands all over my food!

[imported_dirty_sanchez]

My roommate works at Kroger, and there's one that works there named Joey. One day he was cleaning the women's bathroom and came out with the tampon box. He was yelling in front of all the customers "This is disgusting! Women put there babies in here!" My roommate just told him "it's ok because babies are inferior to us." He just gurgled and walked back to the women's room. Crazy little bastard.